tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28542861118016330732024-03-20T21:52:16.654-07:00Earthnocentric™A Blog for Narrow-Minded TerrestrialsJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.comBlogger895125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-58713653738780857312008-11-26T18:07:00.000-08:002009-09-24T15:10:54.081-07:00Today Around the Blogosphere...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiL4fz6hIAfNXEeyaxLDZ5j7LMjD82QybpLd8AuDJJRQM3cuz7rns4p6GLByc8zrA-IB43tf2sZTHtUhHZwS2nM7QmZZTO2l5WrTfcV0_D9Cnm5I0slrQStcP-wdoUD23XBsLyFplkinBw/s1600-h/okmagazinefireabitch1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiL4fz6hIAfNXEeyaxLDZ5j7LMjD82QybpLd8AuDJJRQM3cuz7rns4p6GLByc8zrA-IB43tf2sZTHtUhHZwS2nM7QmZZTO2l5WrTfcV0_D9Cnm5I0slrQStcP-wdoUD23XBsLyFplkinBw/s400/okmagazinefireabitch1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273257425213253010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashlee Simpson Wentz'</span>s name was misspelled on the cover of this week's <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">OK! Magazine</span>.<br /><br />And--according to <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11262008/gossip/pagesix/fired__heres_y_140893.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">P6</span></a>-- someone at the mag will likely be fired as a result. Oops!<br /><br />Though, in that case, <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/news-around-blogosphere.html"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">everyone</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> should be fired at </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Us</span></a>.<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/29484"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">DListed</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.S. </span>Just so we're clear--this <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> how you're <span style="font-style: italic;">supposed</span> to spell--------> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley</span>.<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm7Xgdzvlj5pzxkurW8WMNk9PXk9511OX4dC84eLfnHP3MpxuMq_zzUHszrz6rlaldv52YkLfThlDjkYgxzIYEcIii043VDGK55BMGH_1CwB7_y5tZfIUmcS5k4OiJ3yzpsPTVpHE4kweD/s1600-h/ditaplayboy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 301px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm7Xgdzvlj5pzxkurW8WMNk9PXk9511OX4dC84eLfnHP3MpxuMq_zzUHszrz6rlaldv52YkLfThlDjkYgxzIYEcIii043VDGK55BMGH_1CwB7_y5tZfIUmcS5k4OiJ3yzpsPTVpHE4kweD/s400/ditaplayboy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273154917081386354" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dita Von Teese</span> is topless in the December issue of German <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Playboy</span>.<br /><br />Pics NSFW.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/c1d82919401336" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/1941/c1d82919401336.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/7a959519401337" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/1941/7a959519401337.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">[Via <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/dita_von_teese_poses_for_playb.php?bfm_index=1&bfm_page=0"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Superficial</span></a>]<br /></div><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfgl_xA0_DZN-9VWWNOmNB75Z9DKEXp7kr22GgOi1LrxZP6UVGoXi0VBJmrym8Z1EkEkG_aCuQdJJEiB96XDAQ_bnATluTzfCiPaxz14wb7mVsYhYiD4N-4bzaTwnWDmTSchHZYrfWHbJi/s1600-h/aubreycomplex.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 205px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfgl_xA0_DZN-9VWWNOmNB75Z9DKEXp7kr22GgOi1LrxZP6UVGoXi0VBJmrym8Z1EkEkG_aCuQdJJEiB96XDAQ_bnATluTzfCiPaxz14wb7mVsYhYiD4N-4bzaTwnWDmTSchHZYrfWHbJi/s200/aubreycomplex.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273158567166212018" border="0" /></a><br />And, reportedly, ex-<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Danity Kane</span> member<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aubrey O'Day</span> "spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread" for American <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Playboy</span>.<br /><br />Rumor has it she posed alongside lion cubs for the pictorial. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/aubrey-oday-spreads-it-for-hef/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">TMZ</span></a>]<br /><br />Way to prove people wrong, <span style="font-weight: bold;">O'Day</span>!<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://tastyburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/20070309-ann_coulter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 171px; height: 212px;" src="http://tastyburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/20070309-ann_coulter.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/gossip/pagesix/we_hear_______we_hear_140601.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Page Six</span> is reporting</span></a> that-- much hated blabbermouth--<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Ann Coulter</span> was in an accident that resulted in her having to get her jaw wired shut.<br /><br />Oh the irony. (If it's true anyway).<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://tastyburger.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/christians-rule/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Burger</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com86tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-11709267971369345542008-11-26T00:36:00.000-08:002009-11-28T12:18:31.844-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7MsLEFHFYCak6jkInMt1x0cunBM33SwuNKmQoTgQHy4TJpk1KHhfoSQPPSLCw-5QMkCwnOayn9nlha7x9tzgT07P93th_gvhG7v_Y3E7dTsgGSdlN-zOL4pf7oasl0FvriJPGoxxuucFM/s1600-h/plasticconverse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7MsLEFHFYCak6jkInMt1x0cunBM33SwuNKmQoTgQHy4TJpk1KHhfoSQPPSLCw-5QMkCwnOayn9nlha7x9tzgT07P93th_gvhG7v_Y3E7dTsgGSdlN-zOL4pf7oasl0FvriJPGoxxuucFM/s400/plasticconverse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272886326653004690" border="0" /></a>[Via <a href="http://size-online.co.uk/product.asp?id=5993"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Size?</span></a>]<br /><br /></div>Feast your eyes on the new Converse All Star Ox Clear, a transparent Lo-top with a white sole and white leather details.<br /><br />They can be yours for a reasonable<a href="http://size-online.co.uk/product.asp?id=5993"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> £39.99 ($61 USD)</span></a>. Now the question is, do you really want to go there?<br /><br />Oh, and apparently there's a <a href="http://www.journeys.com/catalog_detail.aspx?c=vendors&s=girls%2fConverse&id=89169"><span style="font-weight: bold;">glow-in-the-dark</span></a> and <a href="http://www.journeys.com/catalog_detail.aspx?c=vendors&s=girls%2fConverse&id=89095"><span style="font-weight: bold;">hi-top </span></a>version of these plastic kicks.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com215tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-84493523687507311652008-11-25T19:53:00.000-08:002008-11-27T20:03:47.738-08:00Yes the Speidi Marriage is Fake [Ugh to This Posting]<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAmsfbD1INsOJuMB3MzXOHrj4cx0hChrqo5AeQQUo9bt-kMPKPZpYHF8XLKg4y4DsHxlTXmtmYZo_zECMcYWWfp_z86Q3iZb64ZbUyv1yrhuyGUQ7fgYUnCro_v9k16B8Oa2LItaVT5Iqi/s1600-h/heidius2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 393px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAmsfbD1INsOJuMB3MzXOHrj4cx0hChrqo5AeQQUo9bt-kMPKPZpYHF8XLKg4y4DsHxlTXmtmYZo_zECMcYWWfp_z86Q3iZb64ZbUyv1yrhuyGUQ7fgYUnCro_v9k16B8Oa2LItaVT5Iqi/s400/heidius2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272822520264217394" border="0" /></a>Well lookie here, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pustule Hilton</span> is calling the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi</span> <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-25-are-they-even-legally-married"><span style="font-weight: bold;">marriage BS</span></a>. (<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-24-spencer-heidi-get-married"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wait, wasn't P the one who broke this story?!</span></a>)<br /><br />He's saying <span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi </span>concocted the plan for publicity and money (in the ballpark of $300-grand).<br /><br />And he's saying <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span> was in on it, which I pretty much figured. [See my previous posting <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/news-around-blogosphere.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi Got (Probably) Fake Married in Mexico</span></a>]<br /><br />Still, with all of his sanctimonious spewing and finger-wagging, you should know <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pustule Hilton </span>is friends with these two tools [i.e. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi</span>]; as evidenced by this staged photo of the three coming out of a church (of all places)--with Bibles in tow.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYSDJ3ugmsmi3ETu_uyl19lxHsm6w27udjzWKbWB55nPRTyToPmVDyqYsDSyAyqr0nUVcuUq37668WmUn3zGghGh9UI3w5U7OHZ1BOppUVg0W6Vjlcc8NVuVmPmivOViwllqjgIp_Vw218/s1600-h/speidigate2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 335px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYSDJ3ugmsmi3ETu_uyl19lxHsm6w27udjzWKbWB55nPRTyToPmVDyqYsDSyAyqr0nUVcuUq37668WmUn3zGghGh9UI3w5U7OHZ1BOppUVg0W6Vjlcc8NVuVmPmivOViwllqjgIp_Vw218/s400/speidigate2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272818662496933570" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Also--it bears repeating-- <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-24-spencer-heidi-get-married"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PUSTULE BROKE THE STORY</span></a> before <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span> went to press.<br /></div></div><br />In other words, duh!, he was totally in on the action too.<br /><br />Grossness all around. And to think, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span> is one of the more credible tabs.<br /><br />Bad form!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.S.</span> Sorry,<a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/news-around-blogosphere.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> totally called it</span></a>. Now excuse me while I solemnly ponder over the depravity of American culture. How did we get here?<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/79641/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Gossip Girls</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Related:</span> <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/news-around-blogosphere.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi Got (Probably) Fake Married in Mexico.</span></a>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com309tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-75169697611865937912008-11-25T12:43:00.000-08:002008-11-25T17:07:46.243-08:00Lindsay Lohan is Back on the BottleThis isn't really news to those who saw what <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lindsay Lohan</span> looked like during her now (sorta) infamous interview with <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Access Hollywood</span>; you know <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/wow-i-was-gone-for-whole-week-missed.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">the one</span></a> where she expressed/incoherently mumbled her excitement for our "first colored president."<br /><br />But yes, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lohan</span>, 22, is back to her drankin' ways. And the kicker is this documented evidence i.e. grainy, black and white security cam footage from a nightclub where <span style="font-weight: bold;">SamRo</span> deejayed recently.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='404' height='335' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwcnqblvTTknLUE6_TDQockdDIyZzC-h9zIgkDVqDMi_6Hrf5auDx3zoSz18POmIRxTay5ly32YudIMd3o39g' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br />At least she drinks the good stuff.<br /><br />Stills courtesy <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_7.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Superficial</span></a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/06d02019297021" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/1930/06d02019297021.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/da0d4319297019" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/1930/da0d4319297019.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/1ec1aa19297141" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/1930/1ec1aa19297141.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><br />For more visit <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_7.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Superficial</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update:</span> I guess I should specify that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lohan</span> reportedly pulled a bottle of Grey Goose out from under the counter, combined it with a Red Bull and drank it.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiREZMayQLRlvlqBHFoMszp1j0UyfBNt_T7qKY0CVrG3ZqrBOPgFgD2_TVUGw5X6n6qMYcC3D809d-cuLHaqXo91gRg0aerUrfdHUdxorBYXXJyg_7r-M9ciOznZgfXf4dSoNZKRh7DteZu/s1600-h/lohandrank2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiREZMayQLRlvlqBHFoMszp1j0UyfBNt_T7qKY0CVrG3ZqrBOPgFgD2_TVUGw5X6n6qMYcC3D809d-cuLHaqXo91gRg0aerUrfdHUdxorBYXXJyg_7r-M9ciOznZgfXf4dSoNZKRh7DteZu/s400/lohandrank2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272766486703538962" border="0" /></a>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-19698891346345674872008-11-25T00:52:00.000-08:002008-11-25T01:39:02.320-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyIEq5GgC9MkhMh0Zj6AanAhnHnZaZi0oGk1gbN2L3-mJJTbXbm9spER-s48jMvpC1tLoo41gc9YgmB77OqWSgdg2oTKI9NdbefrZUacG7GEA_uVDQ1e9My3IuNVL-jhnrf8yOJXHYJwX8/s1600-h/mac-cosmetics-hello-kitty-collection.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyIEq5GgC9MkhMh0Zj6AanAhnHnZaZi0oGk1gbN2L3-mJJTbXbm9spER-s48jMvpC1tLoo41gc9YgmB77OqWSgdg2oTKI9NdbefrZUacG7GEA_uVDQ1e9My3IuNVL-jhnrf8yOJXHYJwX8/s400/mac-cosmetics-hello-kitty-collection.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272517575560053474" border="0" /></a><br />"MAC cosmetics has teamed up with Sanrio Global Consumer Products to create a Hello Kitty Cosmetics Collection," according to <a href="http://www.wwd.com/beauty-industry-news/mac-saying-hello-to-kitty-collection-1868640?module=today"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">WWD</span></a>.<br /><br />The line will arrive on M.A.C’s Web site Feb. 10, in North American stores on Feb. 12 and into overseas stores in March.<br /><br />For more product details visit<a href="http://www.product-girl.com/archives/mac-cosmetics-hello-kitty-collection/"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Product-Girl.com</span></a>.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Do you think you could pull off "Lipstick Queen" <span style="font-weight: bold;">Poppy King</span>'s new sexy sheer black lipstick and gloss?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-SZ3tC9RBsuVI8oi-9ZmZTh4hyAvK2Ud5DU8vyZkz_Ap981DNeqmTa93bVf6pblyf22HvtNQec1JUF7D4GlqbAdRTo1fkJiW768nVppge5Nb7LTA04Zc7V0rM6YOHP-Dnr7CVKsiFsASQ/s1600-h/poppyking.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-SZ3tC9RBsuVI8oi-9ZmZTh4hyAvK2Ud5DU8vyZkz_Ap981DNeqmTa93bVf6pblyf22HvtNQec1JUF7D4GlqbAdRTo1fkJiW768nVppge5Nb7LTA04Zc7V0rM6YOHP-Dnr7CVKsiFsASQ/s400/poppyking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272520524125024338" border="0" /></a><br />Sadly, I cannot. Still dope though.<br /><br />To purchase lipstick ($18 USD) or gloss ($22 USD) visit <a href="http://www.lipstickqueen.com/product_frame.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold;">LipstickQueen.com</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Instant Update: </span>Oh, apparently the lipstick is sold out.<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://blogs.fashionweekdaily.com/?p=6926"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Fashion Week Daily</span></a>.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYlGf122f3LGLkdeC2NvAmin8xyUMpkmlXX6FGMjsQn32so2xTU6Y1xFz6ckzEIZUjee2zuk9fYEfkPGi3Q7soirJ8KWpO1pp7pMLTKzMRCtbk_4dfmDK1U6XwXdzsiQKhPE0TjRUTY_O/s1600-h/AnnaWintour.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYlGf122f3LGLkdeC2NvAmin8xyUMpkmlXX6FGMjsQn32so2xTU6Y1xFz6ckzEIZUjee2zuk9fYEfkPGi3Q7soirJ8KWpO1pp7pMLTKzMRCtbk_4dfmDK1U6XwXdzsiQKhPE0TjRUTY_O/s320/AnnaWintour.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272525878258773426" border="0" /></a>Rumors have been swirling that <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Vogue </span>editor-in-chief <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anna Wintour</span> <a href="http://www.fashionologie.com/2512698"><span style="font-weight: bold;">is retiring</span></a> (God willing). And it turns out, it's a touchy subject. When <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NY Mag</span> caught up with the wearer-of-one-hairstyle recently--and pressed her on the subject--it was told: <span style="font-weight: bold;">" I'm so sorry, I think that's an extremely rude question. Leave me alone." </span>[<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/11/in_which_we_offend_anna_wintou.html"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Cut</span></span></a>]<br /><br />So she's telling us there's a chance.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-5796904265266991872008-11-24T18:58:00.000-08:002008-11-27T19:50:02.834-08:00Speidi Got (Probably) Fake Married in Mexico<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr2eD5kmyLnNKqZbxGZI3KcNDpaOwbNbxnReINeCDFnqEu-Gxs6wE-M5LwiPuqBDkYnVjg1wgTa-kFVIh7EsuST_nXZvoF8aHbuy9rTDtLDWQ07Oi_JXutBUdRaJfPV3_RO8DrfLAdOZH2/s1600-h/speidius.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 393px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr2eD5kmyLnNKqZbxGZI3KcNDpaOwbNbxnReINeCDFnqEu-Gxs6wE-M5LwiPuqBDkYnVjg1wgTa-kFVIh7EsuST_nXZvoF8aHbuy9rTDtLDWQ07Oi_JXutBUdRaJfPV3_RO8DrfLAdOZH2/s400/speidius.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272433287822410226" border="0" /></a>Wedded<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><del style="font-weight: bold;">piss</del> bliss. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">spontaneously</span> eloped in (to?) Mexico last Thursday. And a professional photog just happened to be there.<br /><br />Visit<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/30029561.html#cutid1"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> ONTD</span></a> for the full spread.<br /><br />Also, something tells me this shiz isn't even valid. According to <a href="http://marriage.about.com/od/international/p/mexico.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">About.com</span></a> "A marriage in Mexico is legal only if it is a civil ceremony performed at a local Civil Register Office (Oficina del Registro Civil). <span style="font-weight: bold;">You can have a religious ceremony later</span>." Also "<span style="font-weight: bold;">There is a waiting period of two to three days in Mexico.</span> It varies from state to state. Plan extra time for getting the paperwork all arranged."<br /><br />In her<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Q & A</span> with <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/30029561.html#cutid1"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span></a>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Heidi</span> says the wedding idea popped into her head over margaritas. So naturally she asked the locals if there was a chapel around, "and they [the locals] said yes, and it comes with a minister and a photographer. And we, suddenly were like, 'Wow, this feels like it was meant to be.' And the next thing you know, we got our margaritas in to-go glasses." (Yes, reading that made you slightly dumber.)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">In other words--unless they waited for a few days, and had a separate civil ceremony--much like </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Speidi</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">--this wedding is </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">sooo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> fake!</span><br /><br />Expect an oops followup and another cover story because they're douches like that.<br /><br />And <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span> has sunk to a new low. To wit--it had to have been in on it because marriage licenses are public record. To wit--this whole thing could have been avoided--and debunked--with preliminary fact checking. To wit--we could have been spared.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-35131865287464482512008-11-21T20:06:00.000-08:002008-11-25T01:52:09.965-08:00Financial Reprieve for Americans who Still Hunger for the Luxury of Dining Out...<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='395' height='328' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwSyYfLpdRcgLcNwQ9QMAQ_iXa1lTfbVcc5ikTBBtX7TiKqZIvdyR8rPMyQrukaLKhlSTVPpQms8o1Ls3EFaQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />...and have an unrefined palate.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Menu Suggestion:</span> The Five-Dollar Too Big to Fail Thick and Juicy Steak.<br /><br />In case you can't watch this at work or something, the Wall Street dramz has trickled all the way down to a Denny's commercial. Specifically, Denny's says it's going to bail you out (because the government won't) with its "$4 Weekday Express Slam" breakfast.<br /><br />Ha!<br /><br />Instead of William Sonoma cupcakes, maybe that's one of the things <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/oprahs-favorite-things-episode-is-going.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah will be giving away this year</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-33869815942209559302008-11-21T16:21:00.000-08:002008-11-27T01:21:27.938-08:00Oprah's Favorite Things Episode is Going to Suck This Year<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn_fmqAzxlbvAsR3UIjkiLWxYnN8WtUUiEFa6D35Yl1q7I0wZ9gUnUgPRg5bojf0k9ladIzydtKkEFnLEtxsYCWHzTDs8ICPeRR9GHIzY2sl_KEL4_wnuYUzh7UF46IK2hFIhZvtGQzA-n/s1600-h/oprahfav7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 419px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn_fmqAzxlbvAsR3UIjkiLWxYnN8WtUUiEFa6D35Yl1q7I0wZ9gUnUgPRg5bojf0k9ladIzydtKkEFnLEtxsYCWHzTDs8ICPeRR9GHIzY2sl_KEL4_wnuYUzh7UF46IK2hFIhZvtGQzA-n/s400/oprahfav7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271286294646194146" border="0" /></a>Not Happening!<br /><br /></div>Blame Wall Street. The best (and maybe the only) annual episode of <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Oprah</span> is going to suck this year because the economy's in the shithole.<br /><br />That's right, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Oprah</span>'s "Favorite Things" episode--to air Nov. 26-- is going budget, according to <a style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);" href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/this-year-oprahs-favorite-things-cost-next-to-nothing"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Us</span></a>. So instead of stuff like the loungy sailor pants, $800 Samsung camcorders and $3,600 HDTV LG refrigerators she "gave away" in 2007, a rep for the talk show host says--via statement-- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah</span>'ll be giving away items that "cost next to nothing"!<br /><br />You'll also hear some great ideas to make your holiday party memorable and affordable," reads the statement. "And, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah</span> unveils a special gift that won’t cost you a thing! Find out how to have the thriftiest holidays ever."<br /><br />Ew! I hate it when people try to say "Christmas isn't about (expensive) presents."<br /><br />Besides, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Oprah</span>'s "Favorite Things" episode is just an hour's worth of product placement. Sure <span style="font-weight: bold;">O</span> probably likes all the things the sponsors ship to her to give away...yeah I'm not really sure where I was going that.<br /><br />But <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah </span>should do her part to help the economy rather than try to help people cope i.e. she should endorse her sponsors' products (now more than ever) to give them a much needed sales boost.<br /><br />I swear this makes sense (<a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1844724,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">after all, we know what O's endorsements do for the book industry</span></a>). It might even prevent some people from losing their jobs and becoming homeless.<br /><br />While we're on the subject, why not wrangle up a bunch of poor people to be in the audience and give them a bunch of crazy cool stuff?!<br /><br />Alright fine, real talk. I just want to see lots of women cry tears of joy as they scream/hyperventilate while jumping up and down.<br /><br />Like this...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YSuGFxqOkPc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YSuGFxqOkPc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />It starts 30 seconds into the clip and goes on for a looong time.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">And you know </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">'s favorite things don't "cost next to nothing." So she's keeping with the </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">real</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> theme this year: LIES!<br /><br />Update: </span><span>As I feared this episode sucked (the part I saw anyway). <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah</span> spent half the time talking about heartfelt notes and ugly, inexpensive ways to dress up a shoebox. Then she helped one of her chefs cook a turkey. </span><span>Apparently the secret is frequent basting.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span><br />Damn you greedy autocrats. Damn you. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-10226476322306731912008-11-21T13:07:00.000-08:002008-11-21T13:47:37.816-08:00Vintage Pics of Angelina Jolie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmvS5-qj1OiWoadMJhF82EXYW725zNl6EfOchyphenhyphentf0laRdWqhJIMk7lyh6jnykfvJM96F1C-n8qQHLhXQY4PSoljUkaCtXg4_-IrFxsEBhCi5UJfGwIE3kVsW6Xwz3x3mIORR2qg-uqZqfk/s1600-h/vintageaj.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 318px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmvS5-qj1OiWoadMJhF82EXYW725zNl6EfOchyphenhyphentf0laRdWqhJIMk7lyh6jnykfvJM96F1C-n8qQHLhXQY4PSoljUkaCtXg4_-IrFxsEBhCi5UJfGwIE3kVsW6Xwz3x3mIORR2qg-uqZqfk/s400/vintageaj.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271220846089132674" border="0" /></a><br />Harry Langdon shoot from I don't know when.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/5ad53818909348" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/1891/5ad53818909348.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/d8cb1e18909347" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/1891/d8cb1e18909347.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/ae65e318909346" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/1891/ae65e318909346.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/362e7618909353" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/1891/362e7618909353.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/d56c7b18909356" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails3.imagebam.com/1891/d56c7b18909356.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/f0c29718909359" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/1891/f0c29718909359.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">[Via <a href="http://allcelebpics.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/angelina-jolie-harry-langdon-shoot/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">All Celebrity Pics</span></a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Just for kicks...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-76jaZTXntc4D-5L9Swsz3jS6czyVQChsCOWIW6qV2zw4vasu8-qiSRanYmA6zy1v3zggQ_Vs_rV7SbP-WS5aF0Md0Shb_283qObKV_qBA8s3lLooBDZFoa8PSeD_DplT3nBEsQuTwBk7/s1600-h/aj.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 414px; height: 221px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-76jaZTXntc4D-5L9Swsz3jS6czyVQChsCOWIW6qV2zw4vasu8-qiSRanYmA6zy1v3zggQ_Vs_rV7SbP-WS5aF0Md0Shb_283qObKV_qBA8s3lLooBDZFoa8PSeD_DplT3nBEsQuTwBk7/s400/aj.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271229759791365586" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Before & After</span><br /></div><br /><br /></div></div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-78648103996122711112008-11-20T21:08:00.000-08:002008-11-21T19:30:41.438-08:00News Around the Blogosphere...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlBe8zhOhRwHBpB6Csij1z6qIsAh-7c9uR46_M1-5FoFdV6ejSwrKXaQOro8N-gB3vH1HfyK47CoqGSDAGbZ_phvafFTuTk1dDhEh0k2gJiG7vF4Vz5GumomfUdMghGJxpF3W-cHkui9XN/s1600-h/simpson-wentz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 162px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlBe8zhOhRwHBpB6Csij1z6qIsAh-7c9uR46_M1-5FoFdV6ejSwrKXaQOro8N-gB3vH1HfyK47CoqGSDAGbZ_phvafFTuTk1dDhEh0k2gJiG7vF4Vz5GumomfUdMghGJxpF3W-cHkui9XN/s200/simpson-wentz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271161469803205522" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pete Wentz </span>had a baby boy on Thursday night, according to <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20238396,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bronx Mowgli </span>(<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Jungle Book</span>?) <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wentz</span> weighed in at a healthy 7 lbs., 11 oz (unlike most celeb newborns).[<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20238396,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>]<br /><br />Also, it's probably safe to assume the two will be pimpin' him out to one of the mags (most likely<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> OK!</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span>). So stay tuned...<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiGmB9kqgWXADcEo0upgfadieXu_QFo6KqexJtbF1cqZuxuKNWTMhMrsKQPBueF2T60JT4uaP4Q9NjiOmtyXcnm-OJj6ko_Ytwlxi7-sYS3kUZuYvYH1bSye60fmdoaxlIqVj-7_AUfCmQ/s1600-h/SANRIOKITTYBLING.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiGmB9kqgWXADcEo0upgfadieXu_QFo6KqexJtbF1cqZuxuKNWTMhMrsKQPBueF2T60JT4uaP4Q9NjiOmtyXcnm-OJj6ko_Ytwlxi7-sYS3kUZuYvYH1bSye60fmdoaxlIqVj-7_AUfCmQ/s200/SANRIOKITTYBLING.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270981817437235074" border="0" /></a>The first Sanrio Luxe store opened in NYC mid-September.<br /><br />Emphasis on the Luxe, because instead of cheap plastic wallets, stickers and cell phone charms, the store "devotes significant space to <b>$200+ clothing, jewelry, shoes and collaboration items</b> which were formerly Japan exclusives (like the Hello Kitty x Porter collab)." [<a href="http://racked.com/archives/2008/10/24/renovations_times_square_gets_first_sanrio_luxe_store.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Racked</span></a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0oElz7_ndLy4jkGirSZqvROzm1Ax39R4b2CEPpuKZYRQ6P7sFYtTAR4OJOS-g_cV7yJ2FdsemUV_jNPnUk_oBNfqq9fDRgnCTystz2iTU5K0TShG9nfg3n2KMJAOwyNYr-AaH4BpiDgfe/s1600-h/hellokittypez.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0oElz7_ndLy4jkGirSZqvROzm1Ax39R4b2CEPpuKZYRQ6P7sFYtTAR4OJOS-g_cV7yJ2FdsemUV_jNPnUk_oBNfqq9fDRgnCTystz2iTU5K0TShG9nfg3n2KMJAOwyNYr-AaH4BpiDgfe/s400/hellokittypez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270981590129927922" border="0" /></a>Diamond (?) Encrusted Hello Kitty Pez Dispensers<br /><br /></div>For more pics of the merchandise visit<a href="http://jezebel.com/5084561/hello-kitty--random-celebs-get-catty-at-sanrio-luxe-store-opening"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> Jezebel</span></a>.<br />For more details visit <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Racked</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.S.</span> A few years ago I peeped a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kimora Lee Simmons </span>for Hello Kitty charm bracelet at Neiman Marcus; and it retailed for a whopping $900! At that price, my mom's eyes practically bugged out of her head, so needless to say, I didn't get it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.P.S.</span> This diamond<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Kimora Lee Simmons</span> for Hello Kitty necklace is going for a crazy $4,500 at <a href="http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-diamond-pendant/15048-200609,default,pd.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sanrio.com</span></a>.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihm0iWE09l874wwiqFxKicf4voQjuD3FWYCIPEeBRhyaFxvi0_Y7cQVQl8JcROlXza8pjIcyECsdnhMj2fWPYKrEzDT0KIExYokBo_rv2UZfCtXV1A4wert_PsgvfcetFuY6VPALeRejTu/s1600-h/hellokittynecklace.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihm0iWE09l874wwiqFxKicf4voQjuD3FWYCIPEeBRhyaFxvi0_Y7cQVQl8JcROlXza8pjIcyECsdnhMj2fWPYKrEzDT0KIExYokBo_rv2UZfCtXV1A4wert_PsgvfcetFuY6VPALeRejTu/s400/hellokittynecklace.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270998679289584210" border="0" /></a>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-33787411831308982182008-11-20T12:57:00.001-08:002008-11-21T18:50:33.797-08:00Karolina Kurkova Has a Nonie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5WWA7v3THZGwrNshOqfNLVpX4WstoXyzQHjgRz2lyXTWkSRtEU_RcU5PGin5PImYwcrvu4mNxsqnkDCvg25qrhgzTdTuWhyphenhyphenZrbsO5EbfwNkkj30dujs3QgAIl11FhhvuTTty6Rof-DEDT/s1600-h/karolinanobellybutton.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5WWA7v3THZGwrNshOqfNLVpX4WstoXyzQHjgRz2lyXTWkSRtEU_RcU5PGin5PImYwcrvu4mNxsqnkDCvg25qrhgzTdTuWhyphenhyphenZrbsO5EbfwNkkj30dujs3QgAIl11FhhvuTTty6Rof-DEDT/s400/karolinanobellybutton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271308541374475666" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghye0b4z1HTmpmA-eg8ce4XHIUB5e7ffl20GRf0-p3yp5TKsNFzmyMKD-pWELsaxQk-BvYbCSKc3YtNE4R-o7IDzbWeYV412KOOZnASUeqzw2nTB7cKUC7n5u1tl9kyrYk5m5z-wQJkUXd/s1600-h/karolina+kurkova+no+belly+button+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghye0b4z1HTmpmA-eg8ce4XHIUB5e7ffl20GRf0-p3yp5TKsNFzmyMKD-pWELsaxQk-BvYbCSKc3YtNE4R-o7IDzbWeYV412KOOZnASUeqzw2nTB7cKUC7n5u1tl9kyrYk5m5z-wQJkUXd/s400/karolina+kurkova+no+belly+button+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270848728088254626" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/11/gwyneth-paltrow-says-she-regrets.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Speaking of models</span></a> (kinda), apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">Karolina Kurkova</span> has a nonie (pronounced nunnie).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Splash News</span> reports: "A new discovery has surfaced regarding one of the Victoria's Secret Supermodels - that she has no belly button! VS reps have confirmed that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Karolina Kurkova</span> indeed has no belly button, and that one is installed using photo editing whenever her odd mid-section is photographed."<br /><br />Images via<a href="http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/11/karolina-kurkova-is-a-freak.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> IDLYITW</span></a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/a6c6fa18854516" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/1886/a6c6fa18854516.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/fafef818854519" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/1886/fafef818854519.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/14f00618854522" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/1886/14f00618854522.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kurkova</span>, 24, on the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami on Saturday; images via <a href="http://allcelebpics.wordpress.com/2008/11/16/2008-victorias-secret-fashion-show-in-miami-beach-november-15-2008/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">All Celebrity Pics</span></a>.<br /></div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-15538140642726944952008-11-20T11:19:00.000-08:002008-11-20T11:54:22.684-08:00Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Regrets Wearing Fur in Tod's Ad, No Mention of Python Handbag or Suede Pants<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYHCi2d11xIO4CSLShatEkeEiNxEcSPy1MMtVcEOZgi8qFAJkcpjvA0Pen-N22kk9tAokJ1JHFPr_IkkiOj5Xg9XkwhcEv92vbYSJtYgesRNHYpOljqE7CC8ysF00NzfRsOhb5hQr35TB/s1600-h/gwynfur.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYHCi2d11xIO4CSLShatEkeEiNxEcSPy1MMtVcEOZgi8qFAJkcpjvA0Pen-N22kk9tAokJ1JHFPr_IkkiOj5Xg9XkwhcEv92vbYSJtYgesRNHYpOljqE7CC8ysF00NzfRsOhb5hQr35TB/s400/gwynfur.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270827231791522130" border="0" /></a><br />After <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/peta_attacks_gwyneth_paltrow_f.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">upsetting PETA and supposedly Stella McCartney</span></a>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gwyneth Paltrow</span> says she regrets wearing fur in this Tod's ad.<br /><br />PETA senior vice president,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Dan Mathews</span>, <del>accosted</del> chatted with the actress at the Fontainebleau Hotel opening in Miami over the weekend; and according<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mathews</span> this is what <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paltrow</span>, 36, had to say about the, um, incident(?).<blockquote>"That was awkward, and I'm glad you asked, because I do not wear fur at all. It was a daylong photo shoot on a boat near Capri, and there were all sorts of poses with all kinds of clothes - none with fur," she added. "During one set-up, a stylist came up from behind and draped a stole around my shoulder. I didn't pay much attention to it, and when I noticed it was fur, I assumed it was fake fur, but did not ask, so it's my fault. I was very surprised when they ended up using that one shot out of hundreds for the centerpiece of the Tod's ads.I know it's not a great excuse, but I hope you and your members understand." [Via <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow-regrets-wearing-fur-in-fashion-ad"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Us</span></a>]</blockquote>Which is all fantastic (and kinda unbelievable)...or something. But what about that $4,000 fringe python handbag next to her; or the suede pants and python booties?<br /><br />Not that I have a huge problem with it, just why all the hoopla about only the fur?<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://www.tods.com/home.html#region=eu&lang=us&area=4"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tod's</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-85153798225366961962008-11-19T13:14:00.000-08:002008-11-20T00:34:16.973-08:00Harry Henderson Causes Gayelle Fight<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUROHp2QozpBJaJTt2GYdcUhMz2nory_1dnmFgmvv1ZceGzGMuRRg1E5H_8pX8LjHblDxNG09n6sD6NOc6kNuQI-5RTWZUfk5VGFwFbmvmsjwdu8n6hdXm-jd0ql-hjZl0YlQdaQN8utX8/s1600-h/calum.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUROHp2QozpBJaJTt2GYdcUhMz2nory_1dnmFgmvv1ZceGzGMuRRg1E5H_8pX8LjHblDxNG09n6sD6NOc6kNuQI-5RTWZUfk5VGFwFbmvmsjwdu8n6hdXm-jd0ql-hjZl0YlQdaQN8utX8/s400/calum.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270480991388455026" border="0" /></a><br />So apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">HoHan</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">SamRo </span>got in a fight because of this guy [<span style="font-weight: bold;">Calum Best</span>]. Yeah, whatever, who cares? More important, I think the lining of<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Best</span>'s jacket was made from his chest hair.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsIYMFJVFqosQNfnm9QYFUAq8jKbz7Y2-DPEbDSVhLITvYp7SnDLzkKasbs4SDV7Z4pcd34bIFCCnNwIUhxl2ppDrCpVKpz38eNElNh4-BKkPrbFBkPmBcVs4UTD0R5cmc5ZjHi9Rjsv0t/s1600-h/calum2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsIYMFJVFqosQNfnm9QYFUAq8jKbz7Y2-DPEbDSVhLITvYp7SnDLzkKasbs4SDV7Z4pcd34bIFCCnNwIUhxl2ppDrCpVKpz38eNElNh4-BKkPrbFBkPmBcVs4UTD0R5cmc5ZjHi9Rjsv0t/s400/calum2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270481686434792242" border="0" /></a>[Click to Enlarge]<br /></div><br />Read the story on <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/29370"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">DListed</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-49851663876411085662008-11-19T11:23:00.000-08:002008-11-20T00:41:35.947-08:00Ashley Dupré: "It Wasn't Any Different Than Going on a Date With Someone You Barely Knew and Hooking Up With Them"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoUQocjpUijXxuAyLR4jRGEkFX0yHM8sGftDqm9lEpGfLHc1Iobx5L8yD4v9y1JyqwPPthg6Om47imr7OhMlQcJ93Ctdqz4Xdq0Z4tWNOL4vWO9LLABqtCqMsMyptCGlt9h_WLOVO0bnrA/s1600-h/abc_dupre1_081118_mn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoUQocjpUijXxuAyLR4jRGEkFX0yHM8sGftDqm9lEpGfLHc1Iobx5L8yD4v9y1JyqwPPthg6Om47imr7OhMlQcJ93Ctdqz4Xdq0Z4tWNOL4vWO9LLABqtCqMsMyptCGlt9h_WLOVO0bnrA/s400/abc_dupre1_081118_mn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270463092277824514" border="0" /></a><br />Aside from a brief telephone conversation with a<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?_r=1"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> NYT </span></a>reporter, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley Alexandra Dupré</span>--the former prosti-hooker from the<a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/03/someone-is-having-worse-day-than-you.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Eliot Spitzer</span> scandal</a>--has remained tight-lipped about the ordeal. But now (when no one really cares about it anymore) she's finally talking.<br /><br />Her first interview is in the latest issue of <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20241176,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>--which hits newsstands on Friday. And judging from the portion that's currently available online, it's as passé as you might expect.<br /><br />To wit--<span style="font-weight: bold;">Dupré</span> says some prosti patrons like to talk, so they can get to know each other, but with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spitzer</span>, 49, it was "strictly business...more like a transaction." Also, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dupré</span>, 23, says she thinks <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spitzer</span> has "been punished enough" and she's sorry for his wife<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Silda</span>'s pain.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The highlight, however, is Dupré's rationale for hooking.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them," she says. "The only difference is I can pay my rent." </span><br /><br />Which is all well and pretty skanky and everything, but tell me fellow 20-somethings, would you go out with this guy in the first place?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhznUkKJUYeqUp2CuLi8ETmdDgi7PJMbdoJA4qXHjSQ4ON-7wsR1kGwy1kX2cmILhonlf881SmdR4FR2vjRzgMxiuS3eO2AMAclqB70WSMvlqZlQ9CQgJzML34YnX08dd5KjG5XW51urtrO/s1600-h/spitz2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhznUkKJUYeqUp2CuLi8ETmdDgi7PJMbdoJA4qXHjSQ4ON-7wsR1kGwy1kX2cmILhonlf881SmdR4FR2vjRzgMxiuS3eO2AMAclqB70WSMvlqZlQ9CQgJzML34YnX08dd5KjG5XW51urtrO/s400/spitz2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270468657963935106" border="0" /></a>And that's undoubtedly not the worst of it.<br /><br />For the full sneak peek visit <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20241176,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Additional Note:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Diane Sawyer</span> also scored an interview with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dupré</span>, which is expected to take up two parts of <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">20/20</span>, airing Friday. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/14/2008-11-14_ashley_dupre_aka_kristen_call_girl_in_el.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NY Daily News</span></a>]<br /><br />Top image via <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=6280407&page=1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ABC News</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-23819050817226933142008-11-19T02:02:00.000-08:002008-11-19T02:28:09.089-08:00Daisy Duke Becomes Daisy Duck<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzQUA98joSw-v7PTKq6Sv9xVBT_MZLJa_aIwy-DuW77vVJz7rJudOHINN9HhBAOA80pVNVOZSOiGPUbrTyNafAMZj0fJ7JNwBoo-DKszFbn_N-sfClFFLrR7RR5BFMMWkpWko681fjF8Kx/s1600-h/jlip.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzQUA98joSw-v7PTKq6Sv9xVBT_MZLJa_aIwy-DuW77vVJz7rJudOHINN9HhBAOA80pVNVOZSOiGPUbrTyNafAMZj0fJ7JNwBoo-DKszFbn_N-sfClFFLrR7RR5BFMMWkpWko681fjF8Kx/s400/jlip.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270308407838223218" border="0" /></a>Whoa!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/bd439318721341" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/1873/bd439318721341.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/d878fa18721495" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/1873/d878fa18721495.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a></div><br />[<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Jessica Simpson sporting a painfully plumped pout while leaving Katsuya in West Hollywood on Monday; images via <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/jessica_simpson_needs_to_lay_o.php?bfm_index=7&bfm_page=0">The Superficial </a>and <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6212">Hollywood Tuna</a>.</span>]Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-63504072966055838202008-11-19T00:18:00.000-08:002008-11-19T00:31:49.675-08:00Separated at Birth: A Real Vampire in Brooklyn<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPW28xmBO7aTiB99wVFloLqzvBkyty1SrE9ox2skIJxlH8uQ-62RwiVDuonlz1M2DCoN1xEavK5QBvtifl5_2G-MpGrEJTymFYPI6bHZAH7s_YgQtl5-hBytIvJcy0P1Hcolh-njsaux27/s1600-h/realvampireinbrooklyn3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPW28xmBO7aTiB99wVFloLqzvBkyty1SrE9ox2skIJxlH8uQ-62RwiVDuonlz1M2DCoN1xEavK5QBvtifl5_2G-MpGrEJTymFYPI6bHZAH7s_YgQtl5-hBytIvJcy0P1Hcolh-njsaux27/s400/realvampireinbrooklyn3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270283410162531666" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Left:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ahmad "Real" Givens</span> from VH1's <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Chance of Real Love</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">I Love New York</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">I Love Money</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Right:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eddie Murphy</span> as<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Maximillian</span> in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wes Craven'</span>s<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114825/">Vampire in Brooklyn</a></span>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-14832306387485078882008-11-16T22:21:00.000-08:002008-11-25T13:08:10.574-08:00Wow! I Was Gone for a Week, Missed NothingAfter spending almost a week in the company of neon fanny packs, crying children and overweight people on motor scooters (i.e. I went to Disney World)--leaving me with no time to blog--I was fully prepared to have to do some major catching up.<br /><br />But actually, it turns out, nothing really happened (in my realm of the blogosphere, anyway).<br /><br />Yeah the Dow was on its own roller coaster of sorts (although is that really <span style="font-style: italic;">news</span> anymore?) and that whole <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sarah Palin<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/arts/television/13hoax.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin"> didn't know Africa was a continent</a></span> rumor may have actually been a hoax (gasp!).<br /><br />That's kinda it though.<br /><br />Unless you care that...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Daily 10</span> co-host <span style="font-weight: bold;">Debbie Matenopoulos</span>'s music exec husband<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20240755,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> filed for divorce</span></a> online and neglected to tell her about it. Apparently<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Matenopoulos</span>, 33, received the news via 'Internet posts.' "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings, much like you were," she said, "by reading them online." Eesh.<!-- jump -->[<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20240755,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>]<br /><br />A PETA member thought <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lindsay Lohan</span> was wearing fur to an event in Paris on Friday, so she did the right thing and pelted the lately lesbian with a flour bomb.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCDrmb53CKEu9tfKGJHy0bKHWYbRdpDZ7CVP9LecwLYX5QKD3xMIq0kTnkvf8D4HMVJFDgnu4wSQF7DXk7tk9UuP8ykLzgIasvxWlXhrEsrykBLlJLvj0bsopVgX01vU03GZ9qAzDnkUX/s1600-h/lohanflour3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCDrmb53CKEu9tfKGJHy0bKHWYbRdpDZ7CVP9LecwLYX5QKD3xMIq0kTnkvf8D4HMVJFDgnu4wSQF7DXk7tk9UuP8ykLzgIasvxWlXhrEsrykBLlJLvj0bsopVgX01vU03GZ9qAzDnkUX/s400/lohanflour3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269567455885835426" border="0" /></a>[Via <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/67783/index.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ET</span></a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m73KPN16j0"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Click</span></a> to see video.]<br /></div><br />Of course <span style="font-weight: bold;">SamRo</span> came to <span style="font-weight: bold;">LoHo</span>'s defense--on her<a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40137611&blogID=449225992"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> MySpace blog</span></a>--and got all deep, writing "The girl who threw [the flour bomb] acted like an animal herself."<br /><br />Also--in a <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_applauds_the_ele.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">separate interview</span></a> with <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Access Hollywood</span>--<span style="font-weight: bold;">LoHo</span>, 22, shared her excitement about <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barack Obama</span>, 47,winning the presidential election, saying <span style="font-weight: bold;">"It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president."</span><br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.accesshollywood.com/o/482a0d55893fbe3f/49213b7fe5764c4f/491a02d8ae79fc2f/c6d028c7/-cpid/70d83ad7dc2e7f79" id="W482a0d55893fbe3f49213b7fe5764c4f" width="400" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.accesshollywood.com/o/482a0d55893fbe3f/49213b7fe5764c4f/491a02d8ae79fc2f/c6d028c7/-cpid/70d83ad7dc2e7f79"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></object><br /><br />Uhhh.....<br /><br />In an episode to air on Thursday, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jennifer Aniston</span> sorta kinda opened up to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oprah</span> about saying A<span style="font-weight: bold;">ngelina Jolie</span>'s past <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/jennifer_aniston_calls_angelin.php"><span style="font-weight: bold;">behavior was "really uncool" </span></a>and says <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brad Pitt</span>'s "<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20239956,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">done some amazing things</span></a> in the last couple of years. So I just think he's doing great."<br /><br />Not to be out-blabbed, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Aniston</span>'s publicity whore of a boyfriend, <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Mayer</span>, revealed a scintillating detail about their relationship, telling<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20240494,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> People</span></a> "That girl [aka <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jen</span>] knows me ... so whether I go to bed alone or not, to have somebody who knows you in this world, that's a really nice thing."<!-- jump --><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20240494,00.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm9NT_CHTq3Xvz4Arfd2M6oWlbUlvTCi1Z5hXpqaEpm5MDUrfrYzbKwcNFXTuGMRTk68y5gt3zuTt6iglnoiWPfGM3KPY9Wu6dTzdkjIHOWGkbpAzslkeMO9Dw1wK8VcnWGNhIg0zwIlPQ/s400/peopletopstory.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269567078208371874" border="0" /></a><br />Seriously, that's <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20240494,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>'s most read story this week.<br /><br />Go figure, since the mag is also reporting that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Solange Knowles</span> is addicted to...wait for it...NAIL ART. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/obama_discusses_economy_new_pu.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">People</span></a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiepeNNmx1pUx4e5SDB4GZ90AZ3Lw_3o7bUcNaceHLGG1Pv4w0ux66OwS9Zfj5-XYDWvzXu2kHYrvTH8Fw6_MW6r1jH8O6Wlj1dLcHYHjurv1JkNFIoNfjj7PZywi3LrkpOAed2JpE877sb/s1600-h/solangenailart.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiepeNNmx1pUx4e5SDB4GZ90AZ3Lw_3o7bUcNaceHLGG1Pv4w0ux66OwS9Zfj5-XYDWvzXu2kHYrvTH8Fw6_MW6r1jH8O6Wlj1dLcHYHjurv1JkNFIoNfjj7PZywi3LrkpOAed2JpE877sb/s400/solangenailart.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269577224247235746" border="0" /></a>[Image via<a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=38001451&blogID=448243256"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Knowles's Myspace</span></a>]</div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-17009394114268321862008-11-12T15:48:00.000-08:002008-11-12T15:49:41.922-08:00Be Back SaturdayHi guys, I'm in Flor-e-duh this week. I'll be back to blogging on Saturday.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-57161195143529539702008-11-10T23:14:00.000-08:002008-11-10T23:45:43.921-08:00Today the fed <a href="http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/10/aig-may-get-more-in-bailout/?scp=2&sq=AIG&st=cse"><span style="font-weight: bold;">announced plans to pump an additional $40 billion</span></a> into the black hole that is American International Group [A.I.G], bringing the ailing insurance corporation's total government aid up to $150 billion.<br /><br />Meanwhile, A.I.G's<a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0EIN/is_/ai_n25127663"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> recently retired executive vice president Robert M. Sandler</span></a> is enjoying his new $3.45 million Manhattan apartment. In case you're wondering, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sandler</span> and his wife, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Annette</span>, purchased the pad in mid-September. And of course, they <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/real-estate/aig-exec-bales-3-45-m-cash-central-park-south-pad"><span style="font-weight: bold;">paid in cash</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-55658849221211059842008-11-06T22:44:00.000-08:002009-08-03T16:37:32.661-07:00Barney the White House Dog Bites ReporterToday started out ordinarily enough for <span style="font-weight: bold;">George W</span>'s Scottish Terrier <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney</span>. He awakened from a peaceful slumber, sleepily stretched in his warm shearling-lined bed, panted a little and went out for his morning walk/crap.<br /><br />Alas<span style="font-weight: bold;">, Barney</span> didn't even have time to sink his paws into the sprawling manicured lawn (let alone pee) before he was hounded by a group of overly-friendly reporters. Still, kinda the norm, so <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney </span>would have been cool (irritated, but cool) if they'd limited it to the filming, picture-taking, and repeated 'Hi <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney</span>'s. But then,<span style="font-style: italic;"> then</span>, an annoying <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Reuters</span> White House correspondent--who always hangs around <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney</span>'s pad--tried to touch him.<br /><br />And that's where <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney</span> drew the line.<br /><br /><object width="448" height="394"><param name="movie" value="http://www.nbcchicago.com/syndication?id=34038089&path=false"><embed src="http://www.nbcchicago.com/syndication?id=34038089&path=false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="448" height="394"></embed></object><br />[Via <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/white_house_dog_barney_copes_b.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Daily Intel</span></a>]<br /><br />I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this probably has something to do with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barney</span>'s temperament.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-viHGfJSjZsg4tz1qkNeFLfpIkWyFC0SXtG4v-sxzQdoMPFad5zVAPle_mfnOykgNO0qMHOtl7gqgFmWm8UdUsfEVGNvcaJWcK50zJLLpCeceOJxzHLEfAGC5NUE7iGXD7LE1MCXM1Igm/s1600-h/barneydrop2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 398px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-viHGfJSjZsg4tz1qkNeFLfpIkWyFC0SXtG4v-sxzQdoMPFad5zVAPle_mfnOykgNO0qMHOtl7gqgFmWm8UdUsfEVGNvcaJWcK50zJLLpCeceOJxzHLEfAGC5NUE7iGXD7LE1MCXM1Igm/s400/barneydrop2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265819561056983362" border="0" /></a>If you'll recall,<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/patkane/iblog/C2069686149/E647893151/"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> his dad </span></a>literally <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9vJNtY_mZ4"><span style="font-weight: bold;">dropped him on his head</span></a> (though not as a baby).<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://yankinlondon.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html"><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yank in London</span></span></a>]Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-59605118767712876272008-11-06T16:59:00.001-08:002008-11-11T03:04:41.151-08:00Chinese Warrior Armadillo Belts a Ballad<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7k1oA2QSTf0rqd-SGnSYiGMAFa_KDhXqgQIgUX3T2rN2DBM3OJdSRyyqV17PrV0xXeLMSUb-Qr0KgmcVPyRa479DWhu_dkr201EEXBy36zIAG72HSBoMBC9zTtFv92zKImL6Qy1Wd_7xr/s1600-h/beyoncearma3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 277px; height: 457px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7k1oA2QSTf0rqd-SGnSYiGMAFa_KDhXqgQIgUX3T2rN2DBM3OJdSRyyqV17PrV0xXeLMSUb-Qr0KgmcVPyRa479DWhu_dkr201EEXBy36zIAG72HSBoMBC9zTtFv92zKImL6Qy1Wd_7xr/s400/beyoncearma3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265716994054562210" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/77987e17648981" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1765/77987e17648981.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/91d91717648980" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1765/91d91717648980.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/02a85417648986" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1765/02a85417648986.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Beyoncé "Sasha Fierce" Knowles performing "If I Were a Boy" at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool today.</span><br /><br />Visit<a href="http://raysbleujuice.blogspot.com/2008/11/beyonce-live-at-mtv-europe-awards.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> Ray's Bleu Juice </span></a>to see her performance.<br /><br />[Images via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/29163"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">DListed</span></a> and <a href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/2008-mtv-europe-music-awards-rocks-liverpool-208848/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">GossipGirls</span></a>]<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.S.</span> Oh, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pink</span> was there to give the awards that much needed shot of sexy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLCi_Vt5mVor0zNxF1W34tg4bd50aQI2MkAS8sWAccZPMI4zfm3IqzdTJM86lOUP2AEqmsCYmRYPYiVQqrh79pLKQub9FNGEWRRGGoBbKzCmTinzjDeoeC20WoQIYPHaoNFnByQi3taGSW/s1600-h/pinkhot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLCi_Vt5mVor0zNxF1W34tg4bd50aQI2MkAS8sWAccZPMI4zfm3IqzdTJM86lOUP2AEqmsCYmRYPYiVQqrh79pLKQub9FNGEWRRGGoBbKzCmTinzjDeoeC20WoQIYPHaoNFnByQi3taGSW/s400/pinkhot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265718904989914370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update: </span>Apparently <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Beyoncé</span>'s dress/leathery armor shell is by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gareth Pugh</span>. And <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/11/beyonce_wears_gareth_pugh.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Cut</span></a> approves (ew).Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-73766626926801634582008-11-04T02:21:00.000-08:002008-11-11T00:10:44.210-08:00Paparazzo Moos at Mary-KateSo I guess <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mary-Kate Olsen</span>'s friend backed into a parked car recently. There wasn't any damage, but in the midst of the<span style="font-style: italic;"> ordeal</span> some pap stuck his head in the car and mooed (yes, like a cow) at <span style="font-weight: bold;">MK</span>.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7oXrknjPsDU&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7oXrknjPsDU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Not to side with celebs or anything, but it would have been more fitting if he'd oinked. Also, no offense to pigs.<br /><br />But on a different note (because it's been bothering me), <span style="font-weight: bold;">MK</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley Olsen</span> have been on a promotional whirlwind to try to get you to buy their new book <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Influence</span>--a coffee table tome (if there's a such thing), consisting of pictures of the twins and interviews with other famous people they've deemed influential.<br /><br />Seems sort of interesting, right? After all, at just 22, the two are at the helm of multimillion-dollar empire. And they obviously lead <span style="font-style: italic;">very</span> exciting lives.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Exhibit A:</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMgj0DfAvmv_zGbb4W9AmonAlyRjhV1BRJDvzK4zgfViUy7r0JE8R5ssONDaMzDY71JDIwliBgjNuz8KhrzTuk4HlJuP7fMpx8557ZKocXTycK6BqikSX-47_uvQZsPQcih8ENphOOJygV/s1600-h/ashleyblood.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 323px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMgj0DfAvmv_zGbb4W9AmonAlyRjhV1BRJDvzK4zgfViUy7r0JE8R5ssONDaMzDY71JDIwliBgjNuz8KhrzTuk4HlJuP7fMpx8557ZKocXTycK6BqikSX-47_uvQZsPQcih8ENphOOJygV/s400/ashleyblood.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264764793884635058" border="0" /></a>[via <a href="http://olsensanonymous.blogspot.com/2008/10/happy-halloween-ashley-with-marc-jacobs.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Olsen's Anonymous</span></a>]<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Ashley</span> pretending to suck the blood of a blue-haired <span style="font-weight: bold;">Marc Jacobs</span> at a 2007 Halloween Party.<br /><br />And then of course there's the fact that <span style="font-weight: bold;">MK</span> <a href="http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/08/mk-olsen-wants-immunity-before-she.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">wanted immunity </span></a>before she was willing to talk to the feds about the death of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Heath Ledger</span>. (Unfortunately, she never had to.<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/06/2008-08-06_heath_ledger_probe_closed_marykate_olsen.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Case closed</span></a>.)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">But between their recent taciturn</span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://olsensanonymous.blogspot.com/2008/10/mary-kate-and-ashley-on-oprah.html"> appearance on <span style="font-style: italic;">Oprah</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> (and </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">'s recent</span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://olsensanonymous.blogspot.com/2008/10/ashley-on-david-letterman.html"><span> solo appearance on <span style="font-style: italic;">Letterman</span></span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">) and </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/26/arts/television/26bell.html?_r=1&scp=6&sq=olsens&st=cse&oref=slogin"><span>this</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NYT</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> profile of sorts, these tiny tycoons come off as boring blank slates, while also miraculously managing to seem like haughty, ungrateful A-holes.</span><br /><br />Enter this long list of guidelines from an Oct. 29 <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Influence</span> book-signing at a New York Barnes & Noble.<blockquote>1)<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mary-Kate Olsen</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley Olsen</span> will be with us for a limited time. They will only be signing copies of their book,<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> Influence</span>. They will not be speaking, reading or taking questions.<br />2) <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mary-Kate Olsen</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ashley Olsen</span> will NOT sign any memorabilia or product other than Influence. There is a limit of one book per person, and your one book must be purchased here.<br />3) You will be directed to pay for your book upon entering the store and will be given a receipt for your purchase. Please keep your receipt. You will receive your book at the signing table.<br />4) Along with your receipt, you will be given a B&N wristband, and then directed to the event space on the 4th floor. You must have a receipt and a wristband to access the 4th floor.<br />5) Anyone approaching the signing table must have paid for the book and be wearing a B&N wristband. One person, one wristband, one book.<br />6) You will collect your signed book at the signing table. If you have paid for any additional copies, a staff member will provide you with those before you exit the space.<br />7) There is no photography allowed. You must put away your camera or cell phone<a id="KonaLink2" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://thesuperficial.com/fastsearch?tag=Mary-Kate+Olsen&blog_id=1#"><span style="font-weight: 400; position: static; color: rgb(176, 0, 0);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12;" ><span class="kLink" style="font-weight: 400; position: static; color: rgb(176, 0, 0);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12;" ></span><span class="kLink" style="font-weight: 400; position: static; color: rgb(176, 0, 0);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12;" ></span></span></a> before approaching the signing table. The authors will not pose for photos.<br />8) If you leave, or the authors leave, before you are able to collect a signed book, you may present your receipt to a cashier for either an unsigned book or a refund. (Refunds only issued within 14 days of receipt.)<br />9) There will be no extra signed copies available after the authors leave the store. They will not be able to sign for anyone who is not on line. No pre-orders.</blockquote><br />[via<a href="http://racked.com/archives/2008/10/28/olsen_book_signing.php"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Racked.com</span></a>]<br /><br />Coupled with the fact (that for the most part i.e. unless it's for<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Oprah</span>) <a href="http://wwdblogs.typepad.com/wwd/2008/06/mary-kate-and-a.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">these two refuse be interviewed together</span></a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The point being:</span> I want to like you, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Olsen Twins</span> (<a href="http://gawker.com/396599/olsen-twins-want-you-to-stop-calling-them-twins"><span style="font-weight: bold;">jab</span></a>), but you make it hard.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-38119104371056942242008-11-03T16:13:00.000-08:002008-11-04T04:43:22.050-08:00Jesse Csincsak Gets Dumped by The BacheloretteGeeze the <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Bachelor</span>/<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ette</span> shows are humiliating for all parties involved. Case in point: this YouTube video <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesse</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Csincsak</span>, 26, made, wherein he describes how <span style="font-weight: bold;">DeAnna Pappas (<span style="font-style: italic;">The Bachelorette</span> </span><span>Season 4</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">) </span>dumped him two days ago because she loves him, but she's not in love with him; and correspondingly revealed that she's been watching too many romcoms.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ZmDtV-t7KU&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ZmDtV-t7KU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Remember this video future <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Bachelor</span>/<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ette</span> contestants. This could be you.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfS5wh9DPkdmn8txQTOVBDP6URXF6DvkU0rGM0vcR4y3rwjLzvQxz77Z6-E-jqHb5Ag7z4HGrE6bvCijrx5BhoG7c9lRp8ZQB2a4yhU30wWsN3wrjHCXA0nJi0s3Z9UoFDzjZJH72zjAFg/s1600-h/jesseyoutube2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 322px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfS5wh9DPkdmn8txQTOVBDP6URXF6DvkU0rGM0vcR4y3rwjLzvQxz77Z6-E-jqHb5Ag7z4HGrE6bvCijrx5BhoG7c9lRp8ZQB2a4yhU30wWsN3wrjHCXA0nJi0s3Z9UoFDzjZJH72zjAFg/s400/jesseyoutube2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264600432534963410" border="0" /></a>It's not easy being green</div><br />See what platitudes <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pappas</span>, 26, spewed to <a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/2008/11/in_touch_exclusive_the_bachelo.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">InTouch</span></a> about the breakup.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update: </span>Apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">Csincsak </span><span>also took his tears to<a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/11/deanna_jesse_bachelorette_roma.php"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> Extra</span></a> tonight</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">, </span>a<span>lbeit in a different green sweater. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='390' height='324' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyEbvXVF92PunTXuNFnZgn8vIPVh2vqJ1zET8nAbEvo9ZvZmXQ-l6TXGy_98aBPEWY8gFV6erzDREpLnIC02A' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><span> Is he starting to remind anyone else of<a href="http://gawker.com/380652/crazy-unsexed-housewife-of-new-york-youtubes-angry-tell+all-video"><span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tricia Walsh-Smith</span></span></a> (The Crazy, YouTubing, Unsexed Housewife of New York)?</span>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-41334785783979681152008-11-03T15:28:00.000-08:002008-11-11T03:46:01.637-08:00Today's Sexy Pics [Click to Enlarge]And the Photoshop Award goes to...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBb_pr-jQBWqbx7Wd5o7XjFfw4EFx8RGBq4en-q71xRTFDxwd6TZJcpH6bzp6Ds3uhyphenhyphenljSNUhUaYfkF9vfPENqvaTztK-7y3H0-9P2bVdXQt4FAd_ILEfaicdYpouU4ovnFobkFF8jygqO/s1600-h/kate-winslettvanityfair.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBb_pr-jQBWqbx7Wd5o7XjFfw4EFx8RGBq4en-q71xRTFDxwd6TZJcpH6bzp6Ds3uhyphenhyphenljSNUhUaYfkF9vfPENqvaTztK-7y3H0-9P2bVdXQt4FAd_ILEfaicdYpouU4ovnFobkFF8jygqO/s400/kate-winslettvanityfair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264577950770688722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kate Winslet</span> in the December issue of <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Vanity Fair</span>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/f4421217351785" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails.imagebam.com/1736/f4421217351785.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/9b5a5d17351786" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails.imagebam.com/1736/9b5a5d17351786.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/19c92417351788" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails.imagebam.com/1736/19c92417351788.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/0ab59817351790" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails.imagebam.com/1736/0ab59817351790.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">[<a href="http://allcelebpics.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/kate-winslet-vanity-fair-december-2008/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">All Celebrity Pics</span></a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update:</span> So apparently <span style="font-weight: bold;">Winslet</span><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20237699,00.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> is pissed</span></a> at people who say she was airbrushed in this edit. However, her rep admits standard retouching was done. Wait, so why is she mad? Okay so <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1082764/Barely-recognisable-vampish-Kate-Winslet-strips-Vanity-Fair.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">this </span></a><span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> a little extreme (not to mention depressing).<br /><br />Oh, and<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/11/kate_winslets_throws_a_fit.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> don't even get Winslet started</span></a> on the fur throw that draped her naked body.<br /></div></div>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mischa Barton</span> has tight jeans and cute dogs.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZv0Hzz6F3vWF8v9n1oDLL7oxQF43R4QHfV_BWczvD72qQB7CeffFR0_DQELLs3cukiU6J_GscD2b01_tvIOv39icY3XCmjjKCjbzUJr-6yyMsli6Vtd_RVHgd8WFwU5GT_cIO2rIjMjVe/s1600-h/mischadogs2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZv0Hzz6F3vWF8v9n1oDLL7oxQF43R4QHfV_BWczvD72qQB7CeffFR0_DQELLs3cukiU6J_GscD2b01_tvIOv39icY3XCmjjKCjbzUJr-6yyMsli6Vtd_RVHgd8WFwU5GT_cIO2rIjMjVe/s400/mischadogs2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264580627968049106" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzIygSVEX1hRXTA6jb5PhGjOp4eFM6s5Ooly1uUbS3CeuW_fop6vFuGtE_8A6-O2GjCidltyAjGrzVJS_DMXrBOWJcqn55mZr6df1qAKAMyX9EbOtwKfsOzi8Ulrxxpy0BxqBz4c7Ny7I_/s1600-h/mischadogs3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 388px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzIygSVEX1hRXTA6jb5PhGjOp4eFM6s5Ooly1uUbS3CeuW_fop6vFuGtE_8A6-O2GjCidltyAjGrzVJS_DMXrBOWJcqn55mZr6df1qAKAMyX9EbOtwKfsOzi8Ulrxxpy0BxqBz4c7Ny7I_/s400/mischadogs3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264580634813952706" border="0" /></a>Left: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ziggy</span>. Right: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Charlie</span>.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMwfMVrLnaz62457oloD1E9gNybBFIAFh2sqZ7BK_e5vP1rlgBzgU1G_cOs_aNddgIc47uI0AK1KZYBk8Fdu91hESrIX_sdgUR12-45kUrX9n0DYtxe-711wew-o45axZ-4Ob6I0fjiBAY/s1600-h/mischadogs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 330px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMwfMVrLnaz62457oloD1E9gNybBFIAFh2sqZ7BK_e5vP1rlgBzgU1G_cOs_aNddgIc47uI0AK1KZYBk8Fdu91hESrIX_sdgUR12-45kUrX9n0DYtxe-711wew-o45axZ-4Ob6I0fjiBAY/s400/mischadogs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264580623045878642" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnEqpQ3oxwPC4C9O5JXtl0UzcIjftmAnfDJKu1tq89rGaynQ999BJ_QzsolWQzkmE3urtBMqPQyRYrsAnYLdNNSEkmCShtShMpMhatspfGCVPnkFd4z_uoUQcRTlGifInr0rTeXfAqVTX3/s1600-h/mischadogs4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 384px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnEqpQ3oxwPC4C9O5JXtl0UzcIjftmAnfDJKu1tq89rGaynQ999BJ_QzsolWQzkmE3urtBMqPQyRYrsAnYLdNNSEkmCShtShMpMhatspfGCVPnkFd4z_uoUQcRTlGifInr0rTeXfAqVTX3/s400/mischadogs4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264580641431767074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Ziggy</span> is clearly the more photogenic of the two.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/8cbf6217350927" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/1736/8cbf6217350927.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/166d6d17350925" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/1736/166d6d17350925.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><a href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/18812617350923" target="_blank"><img src="http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/1736/18812617350923.gif" alt="imagebam" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">[<a href="http://allcelebpics.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/mischa-barton-walking-her-dog-after-having-lunch-with-a-friend-in-los-angeles-november-2-2008/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">All Celebrity Pics</span></a>]<br /></div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2854286111801633073.post-71446260160040304982008-11-03T02:11:00.000-08:002008-11-03T09:36:19.414-08:00Plastic Surgery Victim: Jessica Biel's Mouth?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3AbTuI_xv1s5jPvjHFwC0ClA6pQ8QnYgi9XYBh_wp2OLrVKoucnJ7lauba0PCYJ8OaOFpRESN-w0kPrJBWP_gNP2aIxOhnQRXInfsKJ3EjAvglExK4kkb4tVeY7Ydrjctkfd-ErUgi7z_/s1600-h/jessicabiellips.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3AbTuI_xv1s5jPvjHFwC0ClA6pQ8QnYgi9XYBh_wp2OLrVKoucnJ7lauba0PCYJ8OaOFpRESN-w0kPrJBWP_gNP2aIxOhnQRXInfsKJ3EjAvglExK4kkb4tVeY7Ydrjctkfd-ErUgi7z_/s400/jessicabiellips.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264373674813978930" border="0" /></a><br />Not too sure what was going on with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jessica Bie</span>l's mouth as she was seen leaving Jerry's Deli with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Justin Timberlake </span>in Santa Monica on Halloween. But methinks it wasn't natural. Hence, I give you (maybe) the shallowest posting of the day, wherein we scrutinize and speculate about someone else's appearance.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHbMXD8069Pfn_Ewx0oqqBK6ENpCIoCJer6WWr4d0BwRLYztdczaRAcnWyOLGN1JSlDx_mPSU5r7NNKn08-PKMO2t7BQspqjd8tAcGeHR2Tbw48SWlHuTTxO7jpUCYZLkAQe8qNcyF-Tz/s1600-h/jessicbiellips2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 383px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHbMXD8069Pfn_Ewx0oqqBK6ENpCIoCJer6WWr4d0BwRLYztdczaRAcnWyOLGN1JSlDx_mPSU5r7NNKn08-PKMO2t7BQspqjd8tAcGeHR2Tbw48SWlHuTTxO7jpUCYZLkAQe8qNcyF-Tz/s400/jessicbiellips2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264373685045950722" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/04/08/be-nice-to-chloe/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kinda Chloe Lattanzi, no</span></a>?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Biel</span>'s pre-tampered with pout in 1999.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0vZjkXNskH_ebbErxJvk2y8X-CViM1ykeWU1PHa9bT7NMl3WLoom_pOQcutrdmRpZgobLDH5bqRz9zmAJDsQFOWfWYU9a1UQo-WFWb2yLibam1szuJRNYHA1Fp-ugxDMdjkhiCP54NG0D/s1600-h/jessicabielslips3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 377px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0vZjkXNskH_ebbErxJvk2y8X-CViM1ykeWU1PHa9bT7NMl3WLoom_pOQcutrdmRpZgobLDH5bqRz9zmAJDsQFOWfWYU9a1UQo-WFWb2yLibam1szuJRNYHA1Fp-ugxDMdjkhiCP54NG0D/s400/jessicabielslips3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264378379393290098" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhABqyXKXulSZJbVmXO5WNmgerfmg5tmrLUiuUchFsze5XQfnGm0iklpILvZ7F3SYqWvRcO8QAOVbgx9REKHQLrJYY1wAerY4Kh8po3egKjZDNoWm0QxkbYQ2SHOleCIIIxAfT0GYwqEVYc/s1600-h/jessicabiellips5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhABqyXKXulSZJbVmXO5WNmgerfmg5tmrLUiuUchFsze5XQfnGm0iklpILvZ7F3SYqWvRcO8QAOVbgx9REKHQLrJYY1wAerY4Kh8po3egKjZDNoWm0QxkbYQ2SHOleCIIIxAfT0GYwqEVYc/s400/jessicabiellips5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264480221053581890" border="0" /></a>[Click to Enlarge]<br /></div><br /><br />Images via <a href="http://allcelebpics.wordpress.com/2008/11/02/jessica-biel-and-justin-timberlake-leaving-jerrys-deli-in-studio-city-october-31-2008/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">All Celebrity Pics</span></a> and<a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2799671296/nm0004754"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> IMDb</span></a>.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10036967166525462394noreply@blogger.com3