Perez Hilton is a Mercenary Whore

Perez Hilton is now hawking clothes at Hot Topic.

Referring to himself in the third person, he writes on his blog, "Notorious blogger and 'Queen of All Media,' Perez Hilton, can now also call himself a designer."

I don't know. Can he?




Hideousness. The clothes are ugly too.

Will someone please fetch him a rock boulder to go live under?

Images via Gawker.