Helicopter Game: Good Old Addictive Fun

Need something to do while you're bored at work; or just bored in general?

My friend turned me on to the addictive pastime Helicopter Game last night--what can I say, I really live it up during the weekend.

The concept is simple. Navigate the helicopter while avoiding the randomly placed green rectangles.
My personal best is 2,555. Can you beat me?

You can play Helicopter Game here; or you can Google Helicopter Game and click on the first link.

Helicopter Game

Yikes!!

While I'm on the subject of fugliness and camel toes, check out this doozy worn by Alicia Keys. I'm not sure where she was when she donned this beige pantsuit, equipped with crotch area chafing, but I do know she has almost an exact replica in blue. Why on earth?
The top portion of it looks okay. But when I scrolled down and saw this little number in its entirety, I literally uttered 'ooh'--and not in a good way.

Oh yeah, and if you didn't notice, I switched over to the first person singular.

Thank you Go Fug Yourself.

This Looks Good?!

We've been reading around and people actually think Beyonce looked bangin' in the green silk dress she wore to the 'Movies Rock' event at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood last weekend.

We're incredulous.

This frock is overly snug and unflattering.

We do realize, however, that Beyonce may have been going for the whole mermaid mannequin look. If that's the case, mission accomplished! Sign her up to be in the sequel of Splash.

'Forbes' 20 Top Earning Superstars Under 25

"Forbes" 20 Under 25 list of the Top-Earning Young Superstars examined earnings from June 2006 to June 2007. It included salaries, winnings, endorsement deals and royalties. No deductions were taken for taxes or management fees.

Here's a look at who made the list:

1. LeBron James, 22, $27 million

2. Reggie Bush, 22, $24 million

3. Maria Sharapova, 20, $23 million

4. Michelle Wie, 18, $19 million

5. Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, 21, $17 million each

6. Daniel Radcliffe, 18, $15 million

7. Hilary Duff, 20, $12 million

8. Avril Lavigne, 23, $12 million

9. Carmelo Anthony, 23, $10 million

10. Keira Knightley, 22, $9 million

11. Carrie Underwood, 24, $7 million

12. Scarlett Johansson, 23, $5 million

13. Mischa Barton, 21, $4.5 million

14. Dakota Fanning, 13, $4 million

15. Emma Watson, 17, $4 million

16. Rupert Grint, 19, $4 million

17. Miley Cyrus, 15, $3.5 million

18. Lindsay Lohan, 21, $3.5 million

19. Mandy Moore, 23, $3.5 million

20. Frankie Muniz, 22 tomorrow, $3 million

For even more details click here.

Olsen image: © Fred Prouser/Reuters/Corbis

Cartoon Characters Summoned to Court

An Italian court ordered Tweety Bird, along with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy, to testify in a counterfeiting case. [AP]

New French American Apparel Ads are Saucy

We thought the American Apparel ads in the U.S. were kinda racy. But we were shocked when we saw part of the new French campaign for American Apparel.

Not only is the model, pictured above, excitedly baring her boobs, she's exhibiting a none-too-comfortable looking camel toe--not that camel toes are particularly comfortable in the first place. But still.

Joe Francis is in jail, so what's up with American Apparel going all Girls Gone Wild on us?

And what exactly are they selling?!

Note: We're not saying we don't appreciate gratuitous nudity.

For the uncensored pics go here.

Rodney King Shot in Calif. Story Full of Holes

The New York Post is reporting that Rodney King was shot in the face and arm before he biked to his San Bernadino home late Wednesday.

He sustained minor injuries as a result.

According to King-- whose videotaped beating by four Los Angeles police officers and their subsequent acquittal touched off riots in 1992-- two suspects, a man and a woman, approached him and demanded his bicycle. When King rode away, he was shot.

There are some discrepancies among other articles we've read on this subject. The LA Times is reporting that King, 42, wasn't actually shot in the face, despite initial reports. The Times says King endured minor injuries after being shot in the shoulder with pellets likely fired from a shotgun.

Police, reportedly, say it appears King was shot from a long-distance--hence the reason his injuries aren't more severe.

One thing is certain. Rodney King was shot.

We want to add that the whole thing sounds like a ploy for publicity. The cryptic circumstances are just too crazy.

No suspects have been identified.

Portions of this confusing blog entry courtesy of the New York Post and LA Times.

Dig For Fire: A Tribute to Pixies

We can't articulate just how much we love the band Pixies--we like em' a la. Dig for Fire: A Tribute to Pixies is proof that we're not alone in our adoration.

Mogwai, British Sea Power and OK Go are just a few of the bands to contribute to the tribute compilation album, which includes covers of Pixies songs such as "Gouge Away," "Gigantic" and, of course, "Where is my Mind?"--we don't care if that's a run-on if you don't.

Dig for Fire: A Tribute to Pixies went on sale Monday. But you can listen to the entire album here for free.

Pretty Cool!

We haven't had time to listen to the whole CD. However we already know we don't like Fashion Victims' covers of "Hey."

Steve-O Has Particularly Veiny Balls

When celebrity thrill-seeker Steve-O flashed his sac on the red carpet at the Gene Simmons' roast on Tuesday night, it wasn't the first time he displayed his family jewels for the photogs.

But as far as we know it was the first time he had a marijuana pipe, made from a Dr. Pepper can, in his hand when he did it. And as far as we know it was the first time the paps got such a veiny shot of the Jackass star's gonads.

Ewww!

Speaking of gross genitalia, the much publicized pics of actor Danny Bonnaduce's pecker pequeño have prompted the celebretard to pose for the March issue of Penthouse magazine.

According to TMZ, Bonnaduce was steamed about how tiny his peen photographed. He decided to do a spread for Penthouse to show people what he's really made of.

For the uncensored Steve-O pics go here.