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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson Is a Major Movie Star...In Russia


Yes, according to Us, Jessica Simpson's highly anticipated Major Movie Star debuted at number one in Russia on October 9.

Lest you've forgotten, in the film Simpson, 28, plays a down-and-out Hollywood actress who decides to enlist in the U.S. Army.

Also, get ready Bulgarians, Major Movie Star is coming to a theater near you next month.

Unfortunately the U.S. release date (if there ever is one) is TBA...as is the case for EVERY country where "English is the primary language," according to FOX News.

Now I get why my blog is only popular in Turkmenistan.

Image via LarrySeymourMusic.com.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That doesn't even look like her - what do you thinK?

Jen said...

I didn't notice but...you're right. Maybe they did on purpose, hoping to trick people into seeing the movie...or something.