Financial Reprieve for Americans who Still Hunger for the Luxury of Dining Out...

...and have an unrefined palate.

Menu Suggestion: The Five-Dollar Too Big to Fail Thick and Juicy Steak.

In case you can't watch this at work or something, the Wall Street dramz has trickled all the way down to a Denny's commercial. Specifically, Denny's says it's going to bail you out (because the government won't) with its "$4 Weekday Express Slam" breakfast.

Ha!

Instead of William Sonoma cupcakes, maybe that's one of the things Oprah will be giving away this year.