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Thursday, May 1, 2008

I Don't Get the Whole No Bra Thing

While Ellen Pompeo, 38, going for a Monday morning jog, sans a bra, isn't as crazy as Katie Holmes running the motha effin' New York City Marathon without hers, it still leaves me in befuddled awe. Isn't that uncomfortable?

Cause I'm telling you, from where I'm sitting, it looks uncomfortable. Holmes wasn't even rockin' a built-in bra.

I get that neither woman is working with much--actually Holmes kind of is. There still has to be floppage. Vexing, miserably endured, floppage.

And Forget all the crazy convoluted conspiracy theories. There's no way Holmes ran 26 miles with her fun bags in that condition.


Tina Fey's mom's advice comes in handy during times like these.

Images via Just Jared.

P.S. In case you're saying to yourself, 'it doesn't look like Ellen was jogging.' She had just finished and was immediately heading for a Starbucks. [Just Jared]

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Your right. How could she have run 26 miles like that, it would have been damn uncomfortable!!!

David B. Dancy said...

Ellen totally gets away with it.
But Katie she looks like...I just don't know.
Tom Cruise's wife?

Jen said...

Morgan- Yeah dude. I think that shit would even start to get painful after the first half mile.

David- I admit it. I mostly used Ellen as a tool to segue into talking about Katie. The marathon happened a while ago so I thought it would be random if I just mentioned it now. But I still think Ellen must have had some annoying jiggling going on...only when running or jogging though.

BTW I tried to leave a comment on your blog yesterday but that feature was disabled or something. Damn blogspot. It's working today but i thought I'd tell you anyway.