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No, Kim K wasn't at the beach. And she wasn't filling in for a park ranger either.

[Hollywood Tuna]

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Gossip Girls' Blake Lively tries to avoid being photographed and lets a nip slip.


Also, she has a really cute dog.

[Drunken Stepfather]

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Speaking of premature aversions to the downside of fame, I'd say it's a little early for fellow Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester to be acting like she's too good to have her picture taken.

[Lainey Gossip]

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Even aliens know, sex sells. The X-Files' Gillian Anderson in the August issue of Esquire UK.

[All Celebrity Pics]

SF Mayor Gavin Newsom Gets Hitched

Apparently our dear-old San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom married actress Jennifer Siebel in Montana on Saturday.

I didn't even know he was dating anyone. Scratch that, I didn't even know he had time to date anyone, what with his mayoral duties, a stint in rehab and committing acts of adultery.

But good for him. Congrats!

I wonder if the other Supes were in attendance, you know, since they're all such good friends. (Update: They weren't. Nope. Not a single one.)

Newsom, 40, and Siebel, 34, plan to honeymoon in Africa.

The Chronicle and People have more details.

P.S. At least Siebel's of drinkin' age.

FYI: I wrote this crappiness when news of Newsom's affair was about to break/breaking. He seemed totally fine; i.e. he didn't seem intoxicated; and I'd have never guessed the shit was about to hit the fan. Though I will say he seemed taken aback when the photog (also assigned to the story) got all up in his face.

Shia LaBeouf Arrested for DUI, Needed Surgery

[LaBeouf's truck at the scene of the accicent]

Shia LaBeouf, 22, (Indiana Jones, Transformers) was arrested for drunk driving on Sunday, after getting into accident that left him needing surgery.

(I don't want to sensationalize or anything, but dude totally flipped his ride! Luckily no one was seriously hurt. LaBeouf was driving with a female passenger. And the other guy was fine.)

LaBeouf, was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m., Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. S. Wolf told the Associated Press.

"It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest," Wolf said.

The actor was booked for a misdemeanor DUI and released.

He was later taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center where, according to People, he had "extensive hand surgery."

He reportedly sustained minor injuries to his head and knee as well.

He plans to return to the set of Transformers 2 within in one month.

And the cause of the accident is still under investigation.

(There's your 5 W's in their choppiest form.)

For more details check out People or AP.

This isn't that surprising guys. LaBeouf had an altercation with a guard at a Walgreens in Chicago last year, which led to his arrest for criminal trespassing.

As LaBeouf told Letterman (back in May), he was drunk at the time.

Shia LaBeouf on Letterman (5.12.08)
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A Throwback to the Supermodels of Yore

Since going green is all the rave, why not recycle supermodels? Okay so that's a stupid comparison. But seriously, designers are bringing (and in some cases keeping) in the old pros to front their fall campaigns.

[Click to Enlarge Any of the Pics]

There's Naomi Campbell, 38, repping Yves Saint Laurent.


Kate Moss, 34, for Just Cavalli. (This is a demotion, I guess.) Moss also has a FW 2008 deal with Donna Karan.


Claudia Schiffer, 37, for Salvatore Ferragamo, with Roberto Bolle (I think).


Carmen Kass, 29, (who isn't exactly old school, but definitely past peak*) for Michael Kors. (I'm told that guy she's pictured with is Noah Mills.)


And Linda ("I Won't Get Out of Bed for Less Than $10,000") Evagelista, 43, who crawled out from under the covers to pose for Prada.

I kinda prefer to see fresh faces. But I guess that's part of what's wrong with the industry, so I should shove it.

* By modeling standards. Obviously at 29, Kass is anything but past peak.

"The Next Food Network Star" Winner Leaked

The Food Network pulled a bonehead move and accidentally revealed the winner of the The Next Food Network Star on its website, a full three days before the show's Sunday night finale.

It has since been taken down, but on Thursday the two losers' exit interviews and the winner's "winning moment" were posted on FoodNetwork.com.

Click here if you want to know who wins.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm the only one who watches this show (sometimes).

Image via Reality Cooking.

Noooo (!) More Redlasso for Bloggers

This irritates me in more ways than one.

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Members of Brangelina's security team had an altercation with two freelance paps who were wearing camouflage and hiding in the woods near the couple's French chateau. (Dressed in camouflage while hiding in the woods? I think that constitutes hunting.)

Anyway, I guess a guard had his finger broken. And biting, kicking, punching and stitches were also involved.

Both sides filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and causing injury. AP has more details.

Image via Bushlan.

Picture is not of either pap. I Googled camouflage hunter and that's what came up.

Brigitte Nielsen's Post Plastic Surgery Reveal

Well she doesn't look 30, but she does look better. Brigitte Nielsen, 44, came out of hiding for a Fashion Police party in London on Thursday night, after having extensive plastic surgery on a German reality television show--From Old to New.

Before & After

For more details see my previous postings here and here.

And for more pictures of the new Nielsen visit the Daily Mail.

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J. Simp was out and about in NYC on Thursday night and...

...damn her shoes looked painfully snug. Cigarette butt anyone?

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[Daily Mail via ONTD]

Meg Ryan dons a fat suit for her role in the movie My Mom's New Boyfriend. And no, she 's not playing a pregnant Lisa Marie Presley.

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Amy Winehouse looks sober. If ever someone was hurting for a conservator...

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