Lindsay Lohan is Back on the Bottle

This isn't really news to those who saw what Lindsay Lohan looked like during her now (sorta) infamous interview with Access Hollywood; you know the one where she expressed/incoherently mumbled her excitement for our "first colored president."

But yes, Lohan, 22, is back to her drankin' ways. And the kicker is this documented evidence i.e. grainy, black and white security cam footage from a nightclub where SamRo deejayed recently.


At least she drinks the good stuff.

Stills courtesy The Superficial.

For more visit The Superficial.

Update: I guess I should specify that Lohan reportedly pulled a bottle of Grey Goose out from under the counter, combined it with a Red Bull and drank it.

Wow! I Was Gone for a Week, Missed Nothing

After spending almost a week in the company of neon fanny packs, crying children and overweight people on motor scooters (i.e. I went to Disney World)--leaving me with no time to blog--I was fully prepared to have to do some major catching up.

But actually, it turns out, nothing really happened (in my realm of the blogosphere, anyway).

Yeah the Dow was on its own roller coaster of sorts (although is that really news anymore?) and that whole Sarah Palin didn't know Africa was a continent rumor may have actually been a hoax (gasp!).

That's kinda it though.

Unless you care that...

Daily 10 co-host Debbie Matenopoulos's music exec husband filed for divorce online and neglected to tell her about it. Apparently Matenopoulos, 33, received the news via 'Internet posts.' "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings, much like you were," she said, "by reading them online." Eesh.[People]

A PETA member thought Lindsay Lohan was wearing fur to an event in Paris on Friday, so she did the right thing and pelted the lately lesbian with a flour bomb.

[Via ET. Click to see video.]

Of course SamRo came to LoHo's defense--on her MySpace blog--and got all deep, writing "The girl who threw [the flour bomb] acted like an animal herself."

Also--in a separate interview with Access Hollywood--LoHo, 22, shared her excitement about Barack Obama, 47,winning the presidential election, saying "It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president."



Uhhh.....

In an episode to air on Thursday, Jennifer Aniston sorta kinda opened up to Oprah about saying Angelina Jolie's past behavior was "really uncool" and says Brad Pitt's "done some amazing things in the last couple of years. So I just think he's doing great."

Not to be out-blabbed, Aniston's publicity whore of a boyfriend, John Mayer, revealed a scintillating detail about their relationship, telling People "That girl [aka Jen] knows me ... so whether I go to bed alone or not, to have somebody who knows you in this world, that's a really nice thing."


Seriously, that's People's most read story this week.

Go figure, since the mag is also reporting that Solange Knowles is addicted to...wait for it...NAIL ART. [People]

[Image via Knowles's Myspace]

This is Your Face on Drugs

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This pic of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson was snapped at a Deejay gig in D.C. over the weekend; via The Superficial.

Pics From the 'Ugly Betty' Preview Party

The third season of Ugly Betty premieres on September 25...yay! To tide you over in the meantime, here are pics from last night's Ugly Betty preview party at Highbar in NYC.


Lindsay Lohan was also there, scuzzing it it up. She blogged about her Betty experience recently (i.e. earlier today), saying "I am quite sad to have to leave the wonderful cast and crew behind. it's always sad to leave people that you get close to..it's been such a delight to be a part of this show!!"

Unfortunately though, as much as I scoured, with the hopes of stealing from other sites, I couldn't find any pictures of Marc (Michael Urie), so he might not have been there.

But yes, even more.



Images via Celebrities Gossip and Zimbio.

Lindsay Lohan in October 'Elle'

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Lindsay Lohan is (unflatteringly featured) in a series of photos for the October issue of Elle, supposedly, because she's some sort of go-to girl for style. And conveniently enough, it afforded LiLo the opportunity to pimp a tattered-looking pair of leggings [seen above] from her line-- 6126 (so named because that's Marylin Monroe's birthday).

More than anything, though, I wonder what the heck was Elle thinking with this spread?' (No offense to photographer Stephen Shore.) The funky cropping, in some of the photos, lends a weird catalog vibe. And that aside, Lohan looks pretty effing terrible (exempting maybe the top pic).


This pic [below] was a candidate for the most fug, despite a cute green, wool and silk Oscar de la Renta dress, because when enlarged to scale Lohan, 22, looks like an old, haggard, bleached-out mess.

Also, it looks like her left eye is freaking missing. However, worse still...

Elle had her rock a pair of, the much ridiculed, frumpy Katie Holmes jeans.

The rest of the mess...

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Pick Floyd founding member, keyboardist, Richard Wright passed away from cancer on Monday, according to the Associated Press. :(

He was 65.

Image via People.
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Jennifer Hudson is engaged to David "Punk" Otunga of the VH1 show I Love New York 2. Random.

According to People, Punk popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on Hudson's 27th birthday. The two have been dating for less than a year.

image via People.
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler spoof Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton, respectively, for the premiere of the new season of SNL.


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Lindsay Lohan, 22, reportedly punched a paparazzo in the nose because she tripped over a metal banister on the ground; and she thought he put it there. Lohan was supposedly on her cell phone at the time and was heard saying "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi," according to TMZ.

I guess she was at the Bowery Room in NYC on Sunday night when it happened; and J.Lo was also there throwing a birthday party for her Skeletor hubby.

The cops were called but no charges were made because they were as bored by this story as I am.

The video of the incident isn't available...but it will be.
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It's splitsville for Daisy Lowe, 19, and Mark Ronson, 33, on the off chance that you care. Also, Lowe suffered a wardrobe mishap, recently, which exposed her black thong [seen left]. So naturally people are wondering if this is Lowe's way of trying to win him back.

Info. and image via Mail Online.

Today Around the Blogoshere...

Amid much speculation it's finally confirmed, Britney Spears WILL open MTV's Video Music Awards on Sunday.

"MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?" Spears, 26, told People in a statement. "I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated."

Whether Brit Brit will perform, however, remains to be seen. [People] But sources, who might be fucking with us, including Spears' manager Larry Rudolph, say she WON'T.

"Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year's VMAs," Rudolph previously said in a statement. "She's in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio."

Spears' "Piece of Me" is up for Best Female Pop Video and Video of the Year.

The VMAs air from Los Angeles at 9 p.m. on September 5.
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Star Jones has a new boyfriend (uh-oh). His name is Herb Wilson. And he is the executive chef at Manhattan's Soho and Tribeca Grand hotels.

No word on exactly how long the two have been dating. But an anonymous "friend" described the relationship as "new;" and said "he makes her very happy."

Jones, 46, and Big Gay Al (Reynolds, 38) were married for three and half years, before they filed for divorce in March. [People]

Image via Just Jared.
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Here's the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's new film Labor Pains, which co-stars Curb's Cheryl Hines.



Even though I like Lohan, 22, a lot more since she's become a lesbian, this movie looks pretty fucking terrible.

And since when is that Chicken Little guy (Kevin Covais, 19) from American Idol, season five, an actor? I saw him in the trailer for this, and in a preview for, that also terrible-looking movie, College.

On the plus side, though, none of LiLo's Labor Pains co-stars complained about her work ethic (or lack thereof).

Samantha Ronson is Maybe Going to Write a Book

Okay so I guess Lindsay Lohan's, DJ, girlfriend (platonic?) Samantha Ronson, 31, is maybe, possibly going to become an "author."

"Well, she's certainly telling friends she's planning to write a book," a source, supposedly, close to Ronson and Lohan, told E!. "It's supposed to be about her, allegedly. But come on, you know Lindsay will be all over that book. She's the only one people want to read about."

I don't know, somehow I doubt Ronson would write a book with Lindsay "all over" it. She's not a total moron, right? And, Lohan or no, she's not exactly boring either. To wit--Ronson gets paid to travel the world and play music for the (really) rich and famous. Sure she may have initially gotten gigs because of her family connections (totally unfair!), but isn't that also sort of interesting? I mean her mom was married to Foreigner guitarist Mick Jones ; Ronson's, three-time Grammy-winning, brother produced Amy Winehouses's Back to Black; and one time, when she was growing up, Al Pacino stopped by for Christmas brunch. (Also, I have a soft spot for anyone who's ever sued Perez Hilton.) Ronson's not really hurting for material.

Apparently, though, Michael Lohan, 48, (Lindsay's dad) didn't get the memo. Plus, for whatever reason, he wants publicity; so he's fuming about a possible Ronson book.

He rants:

"I've shut up about this long enough. She's [Ronson] using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are."

Indeed.

And didn't ML "absolutely promise" his daughter he would not mention her "name in the press, at all, ever again?!"

In any event, Lindsay, 21, is not happy about his comments.

“He’s out of control,” she told Access Hollywood from the set of Ugly Betty, where she’s filming several guest appearances for the ABC show’s third season. “I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.”

And even SamRo has taken to her MySpace blog, where among other things she wrote, "i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him."



Info. via E!, and Acess Hollywood.

In Non-News: Semel and Lohan Dated

Don't ask me why a bunch a media outlets and blogs (News of the World, MTV UK, IDLYITW and, even the usually privy, Gawker, luckily Ryan Tate amended the posting) are acting like it's news that Lindsay Lohan and Courtenay Semel, 29, used to date. We've known for at least a month, right? I even mentioned it in passing, early last week.

So FYI peeps, "everyone" does NOT "think Samantha Ronson, 31, is Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian love."

The only (sort of) news element I can find here, is that SamRo may have stolen Lohan, 22, from Semel...while LiLo was in rehab. This is supposed to be the word of Semel, but News of the World only quoted a friend. Fishy.

At one stage, the friend added, both Courtenay and Samantha were separately visiting Lindsay at a rehab unit called Promises.

The pal went on: “By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too."

By October, Courtenay appeared to have the upper hand. She and Lindsay moved into a rented house in Beverly Hills. “But still Lindsay brought men back,” the pal added. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house.

“The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up."

Also, according to an undisclosed source, who might be lying, Semel and Lohan "would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Still, I wouldn't put much stock in any of this (athough that last tidbit, about cocaine, seems plausible).

Clue #1: News of the World didn't even get Semel's age right. She's almost 29. It says she's 25.

It also says "Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian lover has finally revealed the sexual turmoil of their secret affair." But Semel doesn't really reveal anything. The entire story is according to the word of a friend, which is misleading.

And lastly, News of the World refers to Semel as "stunning." Yeah I know it's debatable, but...

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Speaking of the geighs, SamRo's back in LA. And Lindsay Lohan wears hideous fringe flip-flops.

[Dlisted]

Update: Apparently Ashlee Simpson rocked the fugly mocc (asin) flops too. Here she is shopping in LA on August 16. Simpson gets a little leeway, though. She is about to pop, after all.

[Ashlee-Star.com]

Thanks Ming!

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Um, Paula Abdul at the ALMA Awards on Sunday.

How many pills do you think were involved in the choosing of this getup? [ONTD]

Visit AP for the complete list of winners.
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I admit Kim Kardashian has looked worse. Still, you'd think Khloe or Kourtney could help a sister out.

Oh.

[Hot Celebs Home and The Insider]

Pictured: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian at the "Ultimate Summer Party" in West Hollywood on Saturday.