Courtenay Semel. Anyone who saw that celebrity dude ranch show on E! (Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive) knows this means Semel, 28, is a fair weather lesbian. She (audibly) did that un-rich Alex Quinn guy on (what was edited to look like) the first night of filming.
Semel is also rumored to have dated Lindsay Lohan (pre-SamRo) and her dad is Terry Semel, 65, the previous CEO of Yahoo! She's supposedly best friends with Kourtney Kardashian, 29, (aka the other Courtney who can't correctly spell her own name). And if her parents were embarrassed and pissed when she did that Cattle Drive show, imagine how they feel now that she's dating (arguably) the skeeziest person of reality TV.
Page Six reported the two were a couple earlier this month, immediately after Semel reportedly dumped (Johnson & Johnson heiress) Casey Johnson.
As for an obligatory no shit/no duh quote, a source told P6 "Tila is great and totally fun," adding "Court is having a good time with her, but it definitely isn't anything serious."
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