Today Around the Blogosphere...

Gwen Stefani, 38, popped out another boy in Los Angeles on Thursday. And his name is...
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Seriously. Zuma Nesta Rock is the second child for Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale, 42. Their other son Kingston is two. [People]

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Courtenay Semel, 28, Tila Tequila's current "girlfriend", was cited for striking a security guard in Las Vegas. Las Vegas Metro Police Officer Jay Rivera told People that Semel "struck a hotel security guard in the back of the head" during an altercation at 4 a.m. on Wednesday. She should have been arrested, but she wasn't. All she has to do is pay a fine.

If you want to know more about Semel, see this previous posting. FYI she's gross, I mean "stunning."

Tila Tequila Steps Out With New Girlfriend and It's...

Courtenay Semel. Anyone who saw that celebrity dude ranch show on E! (Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive) knows this means Semel, 28, is a fair weather lesbian. She (audibly) did that un-rich Alex Quinn guy on (what was edited to look like) the first night of filming.

Semel is also rumored to have dated Lindsay Lohan (pre-SamRo) and her dad is Terry Semel, 65, the previous CEO of Yahoo! She's supposedly best friends with Kourtney Kardashian, 29, (aka the other Courtney who can't correctly spell her own name). And if her parents were embarrassed and pissed when she did that Cattle Drive show, imagine how they feel now that she's dating (arguably) the skeeziest person of reality TV.

Page Six reported the two were a couple earlier this month, immediately after Semel reportedly dumped (Johnson & Johnson heiress) Casey Johnson.

As for an obligatory no shit/no duh quote, a source told P6 "Tila is great and totally fun," adding "Court is having a good time with her, but it definitely isn't anything serious."

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Tila Tequila Gets Rejected

Tila Tequila Gets Rejected!

I didn't watch this shiz. But apparently Tila Tequila, 26, got rejected during the final elimination ceremony of A Shot at Love (her bi-sexual reality dating show) on Tuesday night.

Apparently Kristy turned her ass down(!) because she was inexperienced in the dating women department, or something.

"I’ve never done this before," Kristy said. "I’m so scared to hurt you.”

But the harbinger of all harbingers came during the limo ride to the final decision. That's when Kristy said, “It would be a lot easier if she didn’t choose me.”

Whatever, that's what Tila gets for being a skank, and stringing along that dumb dude--Bo--who had his face broken by another contestant earlier in the season. He stayed despite having his jaw wired shut! (I'd be surprised if she didn't diss his kissing skills after that.)

I think this all warrants a big old Nelson Muntz laugh, directed at Tila.

Do you think she managed to squeeze out any REAL tears?

See it to believe it.