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Gwen Stefani, 38, popped out another boy in Los Angeles on Thursday. And his name is...
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Seriously. Zuma Nesta Rock is the second child for Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale, 42. Their other son Kingston is two. [People]

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Courtenay Semel, 28, Tila Tequila's current "girlfriend", was cited for striking a security guard in Las Vegas. Las Vegas Metro Police Officer Jay Rivera told People that Semel "struck a hotel security guard in the back of the head" during an altercation at 4 a.m. on Wednesday. She should have been arrested, but she wasn't. All she has to do is pay a fine.

If you want to know more about Semel, see this previous posting. FYI she's gross, I mean "stunning."

In Non-News: Semel and Lohan Dated

Don't ask me why a bunch a media outlets and blogs (News of the World, MTV UK, IDLYITW and, even the usually privy, Gawker, luckily Ryan Tate amended the posting) are acting like it's news that Lindsay Lohan and Courtenay Semel, 29, used to date. We've known for at least a month, right? I even mentioned it in passing, early last week.

So FYI peeps, "everyone" does NOT "think Samantha Ronson, 31, is Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian love."

The only (sort of) news element I can find here, is that SamRo may have stolen Lohan, 22, from Semel...while LiLo was in rehab. This is supposed to be the word of Semel, but News of the World only quoted a friend. Fishy.

At one stage, the friend added, both Courtenay and Samantha were separately visiting Lindsay at a rehab unit called Promises.

The pal went on: “By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too."

By October, Courtenay appeared to have the upper hand. She and Lindsay moved into a rented house in Beverly Hills. “But still Lindsay brought men back,” the pal added. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house.

“The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up."

Also, according to an undisclosed source, who might be lying, Semel and Lohan "would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Still, I wouldn't put much stock in any of this (athough that last tidbit, about cocaine, seems plausible).

Clue #1: News of the World didn't even get Semel's age right. She's almost 29. It says she's 25.

It also says "Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian lover has finally revealed the sexual turmoil of their secret affair." But Semel doesn't really reveal anything. The entire story is according to the word of a friend, which is misleading.

And lastly, News of the World refers to Semel as "stunning." Yeah I know it's debatable, but...

Tila Tequila Steps Out With New Girlfriend and It's...

Courtenay Semel. Anyone who saw that celebrity dude ranch show on E! (Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive) knows this means Semel, 28, is a fair weather lesbian. She (audibly) did that un-rich Alex Quinn guy on (what was edited to look like) the first night of filming.

Semel is also rumored to have dated Lindsay Lohan (pre-SamRo) and her dad is Terry Semel, 65, the previous CEO of Yahoo! She's supposedly best friends with Kourtney Kardashian, 29, (aka the other Courtney who can't correctly spell her own name). And if her parents were embarrassed and pissed when she did that Cattle Drive show, imagine how they feel now that she's dating (arguably) the skeeziest person of reality TV.

Page Six reported the two were a couple earlier this month, immediately after Semel reportedly dumped (Johnson & Johnson heiress) Casey Johnson.

As for an obligatory no shit/no duh quote, a source told P6 "Tila is great and totally fun," adding "Court is having a good time with her, but it definitely isn't anything serious."

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