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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Today Around the Blogoshpere...

Apparently Lindsay Lohan went to the emergency room on Thursday night. The official reason her Momager Dina Lohan his giving for her visit: "Asthma attack."

"She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe," Momager says. On Friday the lately lesbian's rep said she went to the hospital to visit a friend. Who's telling the truth? [People]

Image via People.

The Unamed is saying that Nicole Richie will most likely star in an episode of Gossip Girl.

Image via Bounty.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Today Around the Blogoshpere

Sorry guys I'm not feeling it today. Hangover. What? Yesterday was Thursday.

Katie Holmes be looking crazy. [The Superficial]


Holy hell! The Tom Ford Spring/Summer 08 ad campaign is racy.

Go here for the pics NSFW (yeah there's kind of a lot more). Image via ONTD.
Amy Winehouse, 24, is going to sing at a concert celebrating Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday! [People] Really? They're going to let her do that?

"A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent and his former girlfriend was destroyed by a suspicious fire early Friday."

The case has been referred to the arson squad "because of the intensity of the fire." [AP]

Cent, 32, reportedly promised the said former girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, the $2.4 million house 10 years ago. But now, because they have broken-up, he allegedly wants to evict her and their 10-year-old son

Cent was not in the house at the time of the fire. But his son and Tomkins were, along with four other people. All went to the hospital for smoke inhalation.

For more details check out this AP article.

Update: Tomkins is claiming the fire was an attempted murder attempt committed by Fiddy. She's says "He's obsessed. If he can't have me no one can." [TMZ]

But 50 Cent's lawyer Brett Kimmel released the following statement: "Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson [Fiddy's real last name] had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive." [TMZ]

Top image via People.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Crazy Tyra Banks "NYT" Profile Available Now

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The New York Times Magazine Lynn Hirschberg profile on Tyra Banks, 34, hit the Interweb today. Sorry guys I can't bring myself to read it. It's fucking long. I'm talking 8,000 words (i.e. 10 pages) long.

I might have been more inclined to read it, if the lede hadn't been: "Tyra Banks has 275 smiles."

Or if the first Banks quote hadn't been: “Smiles come naturally to me, but I started thinking of them as an art form at my command. I studied all the time. I looked at magazines, I’d practice in front of the mirror and I’d ask photographers about the best angles. I can now pull out a smile at will.”

I get it. You're a teeth baring pro.

Luckily the girls over at Jezebel read it, condensed it and provided their own funny annotation. Doin' what they do.

Image via NYT Magazine.

P.S. I'd say she's smiling with her eyes a little in the picture she's not supposed to. And that Cowardly Lion mane they gave her is freaking distracting.

Word dude.

Wow! Mariah Carey Can't Throw for Shit

This is just embarrassing.

You should watch this. You'll laugh.

The video is of Mariah Carey throwing the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday.

I saw this clip on The Superficial.

Rachael Ray Ad Pulled by Dunkin Donuts

This warrants an "Are you kidding me!??"

"A Dunkin Donuts ad featuring Rachael Ray, 39, was pulled after conservative commentators argued the talk show host's scarf implied support of Muslim extremism." [Us, The Huffington Post, The Boston Globe]

At first Dunkin Donuts resisted the demands of protesters, but decided to later yank the ad for fear of a "mass boycott."

A statement released by the chain reads: "In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.''

Image via The Huffington Post.

Clay Aiken is Pregnant

Ok so technically Clay Aiken isn't pregnant. But his live-in producer, lady friend, Jaymes Foster, is having his baby. And I'm still not ready to rule pregnancy out as a physical impossibility for Aiken. S-He did it.

Now here's the part of the story that's sure to inspire impetuous jokes. Foster (who is reportedly around 50) was artificial inseminated with the 29-year-old singer's sperm.

She's being referred to as Aiken's "best friend;" and is, reportedly, due sometime in August.

Way to refute the old gay rumors Clay. Inseminate your pre-menopausal BFF whose name happens to be Jaymes.

Info. via Us and TMZ.
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Today Around the Blogosphere...

Actor Bill Murray's wife, of 10 years, is suing him for divorce and requesting a restraining order.

"Jennifer Butler Murray, 42, is seeking to dissolve her union with Murray, 57, on the grounds of drug addiction, physical abuse, adultery and abandonment, according to a May 12 family-court filing in Charleston County."


"According to Jennifer Murray, the actor's alcohol, marijuana and sex addictions (hey I have those) were among the reasons she felt forced to move to a new home in 2006 with their four young children." [People]

If it makes him feel any better, I like Groundhog Day. That shit's funny, especially when you're drunk, high and about to have sex. Oh.

Now let's leave him alone.

Image via People.


Sharon Stone, 50, apologizes for that stupid shit she said last weekend.

"Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people," Stone says in the statement. "I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people." [AP]

FYI: As a result of her gaffe, Christian Dior has dropped Stone from its Chinese ad campaign. [Forbes]



Working Model (she says she doesn't like to be called super) Naomi Campbell, 38, was finally charged for allegedly assaulting airport officers over misplaced luggage last month.

"After reporting to Heathrow police on Thursday, Campbell was charged on six counts – three for assaulting a constable, two for using threatening, abusive words or behavior toward the cabin crew and one for disorderly conduct – according to the Crown Prosecution Service." [People]

See my previous posting for more details.
Famed Sex and the City stylist, Patricia Field, has designed a line of shoes for Payless. Eww. Her first collection for the discount shoe chain actually came out last winter (I'm glad we all noticed).

“Payless makes a really nice quality,” the designer tells People. “If they made junk, I wouldn’t want to do it, but look at this stitching — it’s gorgeous. This is as good as Manolo.”

Somehow I doubt that.

Have a looksy at what she's pimpin'.

These bad boys sell for 25 bucks.

Image via Payless ShoeSource.

One of the Hanson's had another baby. [People]

Brad Wollack at the Young Hollywood Awards

Brad Wollack, 29-- a writer and sometimes panel member on Chelsea Lately--is funny.

He let the Olly Girls marinate him in tanner. [I wish I had a picture]

And I giggled at this clip of him "interviewing" (more like accosting) people on the red carpet at the Young Hollywood Awards.

I guess not everyone likes him as much as I do. He's the subject of a hate blog.

Ok, Who Let Drunky on the Carousel?

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There are so many things wrong with this picture of Pamela Anderson, 40. Where do I begin? I thought I'd start with the obvious open bottle of champagne, but I think the transparent top that accentuates her nipples is the biggest blunder. Then again, her underwear are showing. She pulled a kinky bedroom move by blindfolding that unicorn with her scarf. And oh yeah, she's on a ride for children!!!

I think I see part of one dressed up like a frog in the background.

So awesome!

Image via Taxi Driver Movie.

Flocke thought I should mention the Hulk veins in Anderson's feet.

Update: So that thing in the background might be a stuffed animal. Still though.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Weird Factoid of the Day

According to Us, baby Suri, daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, likes to get...manicures! Keep in mind she's two.

Info and image via Us.

Tyra Banks on the Cover of "NYT Magazine"

Tyra Banks, 34, fronts the upcoming issue of The New York Times Magazine.

Bleh :/

If NYT had to put her on there, couldn't it have used a normal picture? This one's scary. And why does anyone need to interview Banks? She manages to talk about herself in every conversation she has already.

Which might pose a bigger problem than you'd think. I read that the Lynn Hirschberg profile on Banks will mention her "275 smiles." Yes I'm serious. Anyone who has seen her try to teach contestants on ANTM how to smile with their eyes knows what I'm talking about. It's a frightening phenomenon.

Anywho, the said "275 smiles" reportedly range from "angry but still smiling" to "flirting with boyfriend." Sounds like riveting stuff.

I'll take another Emily Gould cover (did she make the print version?) over this shiz.

Info. via Jezebel.
Photo via the Unnamed.

Ashlee and Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnany

I don't know if this is even worth posting. You already knew right? But newlyweds Ashlee Simpson, 21, and Pete Wentz, 28, confirmed they're expecting.

Their joint statement reads, via Friends or Enemies:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"

And so it goes.

Jessica Simpson Goes Country, Not Good

A Jessica Simpson, 27, country single hit the Interweb yesterday! Hooray! Too bad it's sucky and generic.

It's called "Come on Over," and it's the first song off her upcoming country album, which is slated for a September release.

Hear the track yourself.

[I'm on it, looking for another video.]

Sorry guys this is the best I could come up with. There's a snippet of the song in the clip below.

More good news! Simpson may be coming to a fair or festival near you this summer. So keep a look out!

I admit I feel a little bad for picking on her because she clearly has some sort of identity issue (my opinion: see Glamour interview). But she is trying to hawk us loads of crap.

Here's my message to Simpson: Get it together. Figure things out. Then come back and put something out that's of better quality.

Cause if you continue to try sell me shoes like this

for $90 (!!), or release songs like the one heard above, I'm going to continue to make fun of you.

Trust me these pumps look A LOT more hideous in person. I peeped em' when I hit up Nordstrom's half-yearly sale.

I will admit I have seen a decent Jessica Simpson brand shoe or two; but most are staggeringly ugly.

Today Around the Blogoshpere (Updated)...

Ambre Lake, 38-ish, the winner of Rock of Love 2, is in some weird Choose Your Own Adventure-type online slasher movie called (appropriately enough) "Project: Slasher." Here's the link. The good part is you decide if she lives or dies. I say she should die. Then there can be a Rock of Love 3. And there needs to be a Rock of Love 3.

I watched part of the movie. It's actually kind of cool...if you're bored. I like it.

Image via People.

Singer/Songwriter Ne-Yo, 28, was surprisingly impressed by Lindsay Lohan's singing ability. He and Lohan, 21, collaborated on a track together called "Bossy." And Ne-Yo was supposedly so ecstatic about the way it turned out, he called Lohan to apologize for having doubts about her. [Billboard]

And there you have it: non-mean news about Lindsay Lohan. That was hard.

I was this close to posting the pic of Lohan in a gold bikini at Jeremy Piven's b-day party--circa 2006-- as the accompanying photo. But I recognize that wouldn't have been nice. Instead I'll just provide the link. What? It's for old times sake.

Also surprising, Ne-Yo is part Chinese. My peeps. Alright so I'm only a quarter; and look like a cracker. [Wiki Wiki]

Ne-Yo image via Go Where Hip Hop.

Oooh. I just saw this group picture of the girls at the NYC Sex and the City premiere.


The hoopla surrounding this film is ridiculous/on the verge of disgusting. But I still them.

Image via Us.
The drunk driver who hit Sandra Bullock's car in Massachusetts last month gets one-year probation. Lucille Gatchell, 64, pleaded guilty on Tuesday to operating [a vehicle] under the influence of alcohol and a marked lanes violation. [The Boston Globe]

See my previous posting for more details.
Those Ashlee Simpson Wentz Wet Seal clothes I told you about, apparently aren't selling as well as I expected.


Newlywed Ashlee Simpson, 23, is changing her name to Ashlee Wentz. "I think that that's something that a woman should do when they're marrying a man," she tells People.

Antiquity rears its ugly head. But I guess that's what shotgun weddings are for*?

J/k do what you feel like doing peeps.

* I should clarify that I don't know whether Simpson Wentz is actually pregnant. But she totally is...probably.

Celebrity Blunder of the Day

"Sharon Stone, 50, gave an interview while on the red carpet in Cannes last weekend in which -- after recounting all of China's atrocities -- she wondered, 'All this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you're not nice the bad things happen to you.'" [TMZ]

No, karma is that chode evolution has been kind enough to bless you with Stone.

IDLYITW has the uncensored version of the pic.

Here's the clip.

Thanks Meem!

Truly Vomitous*!

Why'd you have to go and do this In Touch? Why?

The real caption almost made me barf. Stroke his ego much. It should have said something to the effect of "Perez Hilton looks hobbit-like as Antonio Sabato Jr. stands blithely by."


"Perez Hilton twiddles his thumbs and channels Waldo while Antonio Sabato Jr. smiles strangely because his diaper needs changing."

But whatevs the mag obviously wants to be on Hilton's good side.

BTW: Where'd he get that, three-sizes-too-small, Growing Up Gotti chain? I gotta get me one.

* We make up words around here.

A George Clooney, Sarah Larson Break-up?

Because you asked.

In Touch is reporting (so take it for what it's worth) that George Clooney, 47, and his girlfriend of almost a year, Sarah Larson, have broken up.

According to a "friend" ( I use the term loosely) of Larson, Clooney recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings.

"George is relieved to be single again," says an 'insider.' "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."

"The truth is that they had little in common, " the insider adds. "He just doesn't want to be tied down."

All info. via In Touch Weekly. As I've said this is the source I used for this posting, so there's a good chance this shit isn't true.

Image via Just Jared.

Update: Okay People is confirming it now, so it could be true.
Update: It's true. Positive.

Winehouse Can't Be Wearing Diapers. Can She?!

Members of the blogosphere, and other misc. entertainment peeps like Chelsea Handler, are saying that, based on these pictures, Amy Winehouse, 24, wears diapers (or has at least worn A diaper).

I can't tell. And I feel pretty crass and low for trying.

But you be the judge. Pampers or strange, strange panties?

Images via DListed.

Update: Word to what Morgan says. That dangling white fabric is totally part of Winehouse's slip. That's not a diaper.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Silly Mr. Scary Spice Looks Silly in a Towel Turban

It seems as if everyone and her towel turban toting husband was in Miami last weekend. Mr. and Mrs. Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown were no exception.

The two (obviously) got their drank on while sitting poolside. I'm jealous.

That looks fun, cigarette and all.

Images via The Superficial.

Take That: A Karina Smirnoff Boob to the Face

Man these "celebrities" just can't contain themselves. Although, does Karina Smirnoff, 29-30, a Dancing with the Stars professional dancer, and girlfriend of Mario Lopez, 34, really qualify as a celebrity? Perplexing.

Whatevs. Who cares? The skimpy bandeau bikini top she wore while vacationing in Miami last weekend was no match for her unruly boobs. Just ask Lopez. He literally got an eyeful.

Go to The Superficial for the uncensored pics.

On a crueler note: Is it just me, or does Smirnoff look really bad without make-up?

Even meaner.


Images via The Superficial and ABC.

SJP: Another Premiere, A Better Dress

I'd say this silver, strapless Nina Ricca number Sarah Jessica Parker, 43, wore to the NYC premiere of the Sex and the City movie on Tuesday was an appropriate choice.

It's definitely easier on the eyes than the Alexander McQueen dress and insect-attracting Philip Treacy hat (you remember the one) she wore to the London premiere.

Just in case you forgot.


Images via Just Jared.

Here's an even weirder Treacy hat I found on the designer's Web site.

She looks friendly.

It's abstract because it obvious, which therefore makes it fashion forward. And la-di-da.

Wentz is Back From Honeymoon, Still a Tool

At least they think they're funny.

Someone cooler probably could have pulled this off.

Pictured: Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, during a Monday outing in Los Angeles. The two, who were thought to be spending the days following their wedding in their basement, recently honeymooned in Turks and Caicos, i.e. islands in the Caribbean. Blah.

In all seriousness, how much to place an ad?

Image via Us.

Weird Factoid of the Day

Mathew McConaughey has a brother named Rooster (real name: Michael Patrick McConaughey) who is getting his own reality show. The series will provide "a glimpse into the lives of men who have some of the most dangerous jobs in the world." Think Dirty Jobs combined with Deadliest Catch. [People] That's not the weird part. Everybody and his left nut has a reality show in Hollywood these days.

Here's the weird part. Rooster supposedly named his son MILLER LYTE McConaughey!! Awww a man after my own heart . I prefer Bud Lyte though.

Still, that's kinda cooler than me wanting to name my future kid, Roy G. Biv.

Pictured: Rooster [via People].

Update: Rooster's reality show--Black Gold--will give a glimpse into the dangerous lives of Texas oil workers. It's from the producers of Deadliest Catch. [Just Jared]

Today Around the Blogosphere (Updated)...

The Hamptons gone wild. This is what happens when you try to deprive rich people of they a wine gallery where booze is hawked without a license. [Gawker]

Wealthy grown-folks should try a little harder to ackright.

Kirsten Dunst
says she went to rehab for depression, not drug or alcohol dependency. Dunst, 26, spent six months at Cirque Lodge--a treatment center in Utah-- last year. [E! News] Que no interesante.

That still doesn't explain wearing outfits like this.

Or this.

Images via Go Fug Yourself.


The Jolie-Pitts bought a $70 million chateau on the French Riveria. HOT DAMN!! Thasa alotta money. Technically they signed a three-year lease. But I won't let that get in the way of my awe. The place comes loaded with a vineyard, olive groves, a lake, a moat, 20 fountains, a forest to help ensure privacy and, count em', 35 BEDROOMS!! [LA Times]

Uh can I stay with you guys? I swear you won't even know I'm there. Really.

Images via People and the LA Times.

Tori Spelling, 35, will reprise her role as Donna Martin for the new 90210 spinoff. A rep for the show says, "[Donna will] own one of the coolest [clothing] stores in Beverly Hills.” [People]
Frankly I'm not understanding all the hype surrounding this show. Yeah I liked the original, but it ended for a reason. People wised-up and stopped watching. Let's count our losses and be done with it. (Two clichés for the price of one)

Pictured: Spelling and her much cuter better half pug, Mimi La Rue.

Weezer's music video for "Pork and Beans" is the number one viral video on the Interweb, according to People. "By the end of Memorial Day weekend, the clip had more than 3 million hits on YouTube."

That doesn't mean I have to like it or think it's funny, right?

Celebrities Make Nintendo DS Look Un-Fun

I so DON'T want one of those Nintendo DS Lite things after seeing two of its commercials, featuring Carrie Underwood, 25, and Liv Tyler, 30.

[Liv Tyler Commercial]


Yeah, writing your name isn't that fun.

Underwood and her glorified Giga Pet clearly don't know how to have a good time either.

[Carrie Underwood Commercial]


There's a reason these things are passé.

And that reason has to do with the fact that they suck. But maybe I'm just pissed cause mine always died.

Image via Dr. Toy.

What'd You Think?

The Lohan's (Living Lohan) and Denise Richards's (It's Complicated) reality shows debuted tonight on E!.

And all I have to say is 'meh.'

, 45, and Ali, 14, said they're taking their lives to the small screen to "defuse rumors" and prove they're "normal." But by "normal," they meant stupid and boring. (Actually I guess that's a pretty accurate description for the vast population). The first five minutes of Living Lohan consist of Dina flipping through the daily rags, in search of something to bitch about. Then Ali complains about the song selection for her upcoming album; still ends up singing something crappy.

Things over at It's Complicated weren't much better. Richards plans to throw a BBQ, but oops, there's nothing to cook on. Thank goodness for BBQ Galore and its $5,000 grills.

The best part of show is when Richards, 37, catches her pet pigs going at it.

Consequently, is that true?!?! Do boy pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises?

Oh yeah, and then there was the part where her little dog eats pig shit off the rug.

Thoughts on the shows or any of this?