Your Weekly Rundown: "It's Complicated"

Sadly, Denise Richards, 37, didn't call anyone a cunt this week on her E! reality show It's Complicated. (Fret not) Instead, she put her dear old dad through hell.

First she informed him that he was going to be her date for a cancer charity event.

To which he responded "No, you're not going to take me. I'm totally out of my element on the red carpet." Richards, in turn, told him, in the nicest possible way, he didn't have a choice in the matter. I'll paraphrase: "Tough titty old man. Your ass is coming as my date. It's what mom would have wanted."

After that he "decided" to be a good sport and go. You'd think that would be enough, right? Uh, no.

Dad was subsequently subjected to an eyebrow and ear waxing.


A massage along the lines of a full-body sandblasting.

"I don't like people touching me," he said prior to this. Aww too bad.

And a spray tan...while he was wearing nothing but a shower cap and a diaper ( ok so those are tighty-whities). Still. God damn!

The indignity.

Your Weekly Rundown: "It's Complicated"

On this week's episode of It's Complicated, Denise Richards sits down with a reporter from People; "sets the record straight." Riiight.



Maybe this reality show thing wasn't such a good idea...for Richards.

I saw this clip on IDLYITW.

I should mention that I haven't gotten around to watching the entire episode.

Update: That c@$t journalist played the chick with three boobs in Total Recall. [ONTD]

What'd You Think?

The Lohan's (Living Lohan) and Denise Richards's (It's Complicated) reality shows debuted tonight on E!.

And all I have to say is 'meh.'

Dina, 45, and Ali, 14, said they're taking their lives to the small screen to "defuse rumors" and prove they're "normal." But by "normal," they meant stupid and boring. (Actually I guess that's a pretty accurate description for the vast population). The first five minutes of Living Lohan consist of Dina flipping through the daily rags, in search of something to bitch about. Then Ali complains about the song selection for her upcoming album; still ends up singing something crappy.

Things over at It's Complicated weren't much better. Richards plans to throw a BBQ, but oops, there's nothing to cook on. Thank goodness for BBQ Galore and its $5,000 grills.

The best part of show is when Richards, 37, catches her pet pigs going at it.



Consequently, is that true?!?! Do boy pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises?

Oh yeah, and then there was the part where her little dog eats pig shit off the rug.




Thoughts on the shows or any of this?

Whoopi Calls Out Denise Richards on "The View"

Sweet! As Denise Richards, 37, continues her press junket to promote It's Complicated, she makes an appearance on today's episode of The View. Once there, Whoopi Goldberg, 52, tells her what we all want to.

Denise Richards on the Cover of "Redi"?

Denise Richards is on the cover of some weird magazine called Redi.

What? That's actually the cover of the June issue of Redbook. Should someone tell them to fix that; or ask Richards to kindly move her big head? I feel like I'm watching the weather on the 6 o'clock news.

Anyway, Richards, 37, talks about her new E! reality show in the latest issue of Redbook. She calls it a "no win situation," saying "If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them. If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom – That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it."

Wait, you'd rather exploit your kids than have people think you're not a hands on mom?!?!

Seems logical.

If the reality show situation is "no win," why do one?

It's Complicated, aka The Denise Richards reality show, debuts May 26 on E!.

Image via Us. You can read more of Richards's Redbook interview on the Us Web site.

Update: Ok so I saw this magazine in person, and you can actually see the "B" in Redbook.