Tuesday, May 27, 2008
What'd You Think?
The Lohan's (Living Lohan) and Denise Richards's (It's Complicated) reality shows debuted tonight on E!.
And all I have to say is 'meh.'
Dina, 45, and Ali, 14, said they're taking their lives to the small screen to "defuse rumors" and prove they're "normal." But by "normal," they meant stupid and boring. (Actually I guess that's a pretty accurate description for the vast population). The first five minutes of Living Lohan consist of Dina flipping through the daily rags, in search of something to bitch about. Then Ali complains about the song selection for her upcoming album; still ends up singing something crappy.
Things over at It's Complicated weren't much better. Richards plans to throw a BBQ, but oops, there's nothing to cook on. Thank goodness for BBQ Galore and its $5,000 grills.
The best part of show is when Richards, 37, catches her pet pigs going at it.
Consequently, is that true?!?! Do boy pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises?
Oh yeah, and then there was the part where her little dog eats pig shit off the rug.
Thoughts on the shows or any of this?