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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Truly Vomitous*!

Why'd you have to go and do this In Touch? Why?

The real caption almost made me barf. Stroke his ego much. It should have said something to the effect of "Perez Hilton looks hobbit-like as Antonio Sabato Jr. stands blithely by."


"Perez Hilton twiddles his thumbs and channels Waldo while Antonio Sabato Jr. smiles strangely because his diaper needs changing."

But whatevs the mag obviously wants to be on Hilton's good side.

BTW: Where'd he get that, three-sizes-too-small, Growing Up Gotti chain? I gotta get me one.

* We make up words around here.

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