No fellow pervs, her boob isn't showing.But FYI: Brad Pitt shot this pic, along with the rest of the editorial; because he didn't already have like a million things to do. (But you probably already knew that considering the hullabaloo.)
Anyway, now you can't tell me Brangelina doesn't enjoy all of the attention that is showered upon it. (Yes, Brangelina's a transcendent entity and therefore an it.) Please tell me you're sick of it (at least sick of the whole facade that everything is perfect).
The November issue of W hits newsstands on Oct. 22.
Image via Just Jared, which also has part of Jolie's W interview.
Apparently we live in a world where magazines shell out $15 million for the exclusive rights to effing baby pictures.
Word around the sphere is, People and OK! Magazine are in a bidding war over the first pictures of Brangelina's imminently due twins. Reportedly the bid is up to $15 million, and it could be on the rise.
Whatever the going rate, it'll go to charity. And to that I say, that money would have been better spent as a down payment on a yacht. A nice, new (not to mention big) yacht.
People paid around $4 million for the first pics of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, 2, back in 2006. And in March, pics of JLo and Skeletor's twins fetched between $5 million-to-$6 million. [DListed] How measly.
I would seriously get knocked-up and pop out a baby to take pictures of for a fraction of that. $100,000? I'm there. I'm eventually going to have kids anyway. Have your people call my people, uh, People.
There's a lot of Angelina Jolie, 32, to take in, in the July issue of Vanity Fair.
To start, she sports a green wig (Why exactly? I'm not sure).
Yeah she still manages to look hot.
And then there's this 5,000+ word article in which, among other things, she says she plans to celebrate Kwanzaa for daughter Zahara, 3, whom she and Brad Pitt, 44, adopted from Ethiopia in 2005.
Jolie says: “[My mother] was Catholic but also a child of the 60s. She stopped going to confession at one point because she was having sex before marriage. To me, she represented what religion should be. She never preached. If things didn’t make sense to her, she never just accepted it. I had Communion, but she never forced me to go to church. Brad got me this great thing for Christmas. It’s a bookshelf that has a book on every religion. That’s how we plan to raise our kids. Teach them about all religions. They can pick one or be a student of all of them. We’ll celebrate Kwanzaa for our girl. We’ll celebrate moon and water festivals for our boys. We’ll take them to temples in certain countries. Also to church.”
Sorry guys there's something about her I kinda don't like. She's so famous and atop a sky-high pedestal. She almost seems inhuman. Don't hate me.
Update: The explanation for the green wig, "Green is the new black, or so they say. The wig was Jolie’s idea."
In his new book-- A Promise to Ourselves--Alec Balwin writes: "My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."[The Unamed]
Image via The Sydney Morning Herald. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whoa. Here's the cover for Nas's new eponymously titled album. The CD was originally supposed to be called N-I-double G-er; but was changed due to controversy. Nas is slated for a July 2008 release.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yves Saint Laurent died in Paris today at 71. [DListed]
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angelina Jolie's got guns; and knows how to use them. [DListed]
The soon-to-be mother of six says, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."That Jolie's a scary one. I believe her.
The Hamptons gone wild. This is what happens when you try to deprive rich people of they alcohol...at a wine gallery where booze is hawked without a license. [Gawker]
Wealthy grown-folks should try a little harder to ackright. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kirsten Dunst says she went to rehab for depression, not drug or alcohol dependency. Dunst, 26, spent six months at Cirque Lodge--a treatment center in Utah-- last year. [E! News] Que no interesante.
That still doesn't explain wearing outfits like this.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Jolie-Pitts bought a $70 million chateau on the French Riveria. HOT DAMN!! Thasa alotta money. Technically they signed a three-year lease. But I won't let that get in the way of my awe. The place comes loaded with a vineyard, olive groves, a lake, a moat, 20 fountains, a forest to help ensure privacy and, count em', 35 BEDROOMS!! [LA Times]
Uh can I stay with you guys? I swear you won't even know I'm there. Really.
Images via People and the LA Times. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tori Spelling, 35, will reprise her role as Donna Martin for the new 90210 spinoff. A rep for the show says, "[Donna will] own one of the coolest [clothing] stores in Beverly Hills.” [People] Frankly I'm not understanding all the hype surrounding this show. Yeah I liked the original, but it ended for a reason. People wised-up and stopped watching. Let's count our losses and be done with it. (Two clichés for the price of one)
Pictured: Spelling and her much cuter better half pug, Mimi La Rue. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Weezer's music video for "Pork and Beans" is the number one viral video on the Interweb, according toPeople. "By the end of Memorial Day weekend, the clip had more than 3 million hits on YouTube."
That doesn't mean I have to like it or think it's funny, right?
