Wow! Mariah Carey Can't Throw for Shit

This is just embarrassing.

You should watch this. You'll laugh.

The video is of Mariah Carey throwing the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday.

I saw this clip on The Superficial.

Today Around the Blogsosphere...

The Hills got the green light for a fourth season. Donkey balls! According to US, "the new season will premiere in August with 19 new episodes; and will be about 'what the girls end up doing this summer.'" Scintillating stuff!

Thankfully the current season ends May 12. Sweet reprieve! Unfortunately "it will end with a pre- and post- show party in the Hollywood Hills (to air live on MTV). Usher and rapper Young Jeezy will perform their hit 'Love in This Club.'" Good lord! Why?[US]
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Kate Moss's new Agent Provocateur ad campaign is actually really cool. So what if it's for a bridal collection. Warning: there's music and boobs involved. [Agent Provocateur]

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Brit Brit and K-Fed are back in court for a progress review regarding their child custody dispute. Nothing groundbreaking to report, as of 10:10 a.m. PT. Scott Weston, an L.A. family lawyer, not involved with the case, told People there likely won't be.

"As long as Britney [Spears] remains under a conservatorship, she has a long way to go before the court views her as a capable mother," he said.

Spears will remain under conservatorship, with her father, and a lawyer, maintaining control of her legal affairs, until their scheduled hearing on July 31; maybe longer. [People, TMZ]

Update 1:25 p.m. PT: Us Weekly is reporting that Spears's visitation rights were expanded during today's custody hearing. "There was no change in custody, Kevin Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said at a press conference, but he said her time with her boys will be 'more than it has been.'"

Next progress hearing: July 15.
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Moving on. Did Lindsay Lohan steal some bitch's $11,000 blonde mink coat? It sure looks that way. Word is, she eventually returned the death shroud to its rightful owner, but she left it smelling of cigarettes and booze. To be fair, that's just the scent of Lohan's pheromones. [NY Post]

Pictured: Lohan supposedly wearing the jacket the night it was stolen from a 22-year-old Columbia co-ed.
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Check out Mariah Carey, 38, and Nick Cannon's, 27, music video debut. The two were recently married after dating for ONE month.

The song's called "Bye Bye" (it sucks), and it's off Carey's new album E=MC2.

[It's boring. Not a worthwhile see]

And BTW do you smell that? Get a good whiff. It's called PUBLICITY STUNT.

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Forget the ring! I guess Nick Cannon, 27, and Mariah Carey, 38, are already married. According to E! News, the nuptials took place on April 30. Sounds like bad news for him. I like Carey, but I've heard she's a handful. [E! News]

Update: Actually it might be really good news for Cannon. The New York Post is reporting Carey didn't make him sign a pre-nup. This has to be faulty reporting. The two had only been dating for ONE month! I can't imagine Carey would do anything to compromise her 3,000-square-foot lingerie closet.


Sean "Puffy P. Diddy Daddy" Combs, "was presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame today (May 2nd) at 11:30 a.m. The artist, producer, clothing designer and actor was honored with Hollywood Boulevard's 2,362nd Star right in front of the popular Hollywood & Highland complex." E! News was streaming live for the induction ceremony, but shucks I missed it. That's still pretty cool though. [AP]

On a heavier note, a man jumped to his death from the 14th floor of the Disneyland Hotel this afternoon. Reportedly, "he was sharing the hotel room with a male co-worker and jumped from their balcony." [TMZ]

Images via E! News and Reuters.

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Beyoncé Knowles might be pregnant. Were her secret nuptials to Jay-Z also shotgun? Oooh. Also, she recently wore an arguably hideous, (I have mixed feelings) backless, yellow dress. [The Superficial]

Living, breathing bobblehead Heidi Montag was on Letterman last night. She resuscitated Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors; and served up a healthy scoop of the same old, same old. I think she was wearing a négligé. [The Superficial]





Is Mariah Carey sporting a secondhand engagement ring? Nick Cannon supposedly gave her the exact same ring he used to propose to Victoria's Secret model Selita Banks. Try this on for size. Who the fuck cares?! [IDLYITW]




Image via The Superficial -- also where you can get a better look at Beyoncé's dress.

Mariah Carey Goes on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"

Check out Mariah Carey's appearance from today's episode of The Oprah Winfey Show.

Carey talks about overtaking Elvis's record, introduces her live-in French trainer/chef and shares a portion of the workout regimen that got her so freaking fit.

Part 1





Because Part 2 was boring, straight to Part 3



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