Today Around the Blogosphere (Updated)...

Wow! Look at all them twenties.

Random Craigslist user sadly doesn't realize it's a public forum; creates personal ad and now wants to charge people with fraud who left funny comments about the pictures he posted of himself. So great! [Gawker]

He's taken down his original Craigslist posting but here's a link to some of his pictures. What a stud muffin!

Dude doesn't realize he's in a looooong line of people pissed at Gawker.

I think most of us (habitual users) have felt violated by the internet at some point. I, for one, remember being pretty pissed at Perez Hilton (who still has no idea I'm alive).


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Guy trains rat to sit on cat on top of a dog. [CNN Video]

Image via Boing Boing.

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Republican presidential candidate John McCain, 71, and Ellen DeGeneres, 50, discuss their conflicting views on gay marriage.



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Oprah Winfrey, 54, is going on a 21-day-detox-diet; and will be blogging about it. On her Web site Winfrey will talk about the ups and downs of her amended meal plan, which will not include meat, alcohol, caffeine, sugar or gluten. Yikes! And she'll also provide menus and recipes she concocted with the help of Chef Tal Ronnen. [People]

It might be something you can try at home. I think I'm going to take a stab at it myself. But I already know I can't give up caffeine or alcohol; not to mention I think tempeh is yick.

Here's her Web site, so you can see whether it's your kind of thing.

Image via MSNBC.

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The Best Thing About Tom Cruise's Celebration on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"...

Jada Pinkett-Smith's Davy Crockett wig.





[If the video doesn't work, watch the clip here].

Talk about an underwhelming two parter. Thanks for not telling us anything new, Tom Cruise.

BTW: Is this comparison too offensive? I want to make you laugh, not hate me.

Tom Cruise Set to Return to Oprah

Just what the world needs...

Rumor has it, Tom Cruise will film his return to The Oprah Winfrey Show next Friday, from his home in Colorado. The episode is expected to air Monday, May 5--strategically timed for sweeps. It will be Cruise's first guest appearance since he went all ape-shit and proclaimed his love for Katie Holmes in June 2005. You might have heard about it.

Let the couch jumping commence.

Info. via Just Jared.

Update: The first Oprah episode featuring Tom Cruise will air Friday May 2. He'll be coming at her from his Colorado crib. Cruise is doing yet another episode on May 5 to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Risky Business. I've read, during the first episode, Oprah will grill Cruise on Scientology, Katie Holmes and the like.

Hopefully that info. is accurate. I'm pretty sure it is.

Update: All right it's accurate now.

Mariah Carey Goes on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"

Check out Mariah Carey's appearance from today's episode of The Oprah Winfey Show.

Carey talks about overtaking Elvis's record, introduces her live-in French trainer/chef and shares a portion of the workout regimen that got her so freaking fit.

Part 1





Because Part 2 was boring, straight to Part 3



I love how the Interweb has made it so we almost don't even need to watch TV to keep up with pop culture. When they're not clogged, the Internets are an amazing little series of tubes.