Today Around the Blogosphere...

Beyoncé Knowles might be pregnant. Were her secret nuptials to Jay-Z also shotgun? Oooh. Also, she recently wore an arguably hideous, (I have mixed feelings) backless, yellow dress. [The Superficial]

Living, breathing bobblehead Heidi Montag was on Letterman last night. She resuscitated Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors; and served up a healthy scoop of the same old, same old. I think she was wearing a négligé. [The Superficial]





Is Mariah Carey sporting a secondhand engagement ring? Nick Cannon supposedly gave her the exact same ring he used to propose to Victoria's Secret model Selita Banks. Try this on for size. Who the fuck cares?! [IDLYITW]




Image via The Superficial -- also where you can get a better look at Beyoncé's dress.

Girls of "The Hills" on the Cover of "Rolling Stone "

The girls of The Hills are on the cover of the current issue of Rolling Stone. I tried to read the article, but couldn't. It's that stupid. (No, I don't blame the writer.) I did, however, ascertain one thing from the trite feature. That cover isn't Photoshopped...well not for the obvious reason, i.e. the frenemies, or whatever they are, were in the same room for the shoot.

Oh yeah and then there's this Spencer quote: "People love feuds," he says. "Who were Paris and Nicole before they weren't friends? That's when they became superstars. If Lauren and Heidi were friends, people wouldn't tune in."

Indeed.

The wheels are in motion with that one. He's a real thinker I tell ya.

I think they look cute and everything, but I kinda can't believe this shiz.

Update: Apparently this shot was a candidate for the cover. The one they went with was definitely a better choice.
Images via Rolling Stone.

The Look of Desperation: Heidi & Spencer

I don't ever watch The Hills. And the ridiculous couple, sitting in that carriage, are two BIG reasons why.

It's Heidi & Spencer begging for attention in Central Park yesterday. They even changed their outfits!

Apparently these two have a deal with one photo agency. They stage their photo-ops, then split the profit. I'm not saying they're stupid for doing it. They're making bank. But, It's A LOT pathetic. Plus Spencer's hideous to look at. And Heidi's metamorphosing into an over-injected, blow-up doll.

Images via Pacific Coast News.
Some info. via [PH]

P.S. Unless something really crazy happens, I promise not to do another Heidi & Spencer posting.