Today Around the Blogoshpere

Sorry guys I'm not feeling it today. Hangover. What? Yesterday was Thursday.
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Katie Holmes be looking crazy. [The Superficial]



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Holy hell! The Tom Ford Spring/Summer 08 ad campaign is racy.



Go here for the pics NSFW (yeah there's kind of a lot more). Image via ONTD.
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Amy Winehouse, 24, is going to sing at a concert celebrating Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday! [People] Really? They're going to let her do that?


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"A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent and his former girlfriend was destroyed by a suspicious fire early Friday."

The case has been referred to the arson squad "because of the intensity of the fire." [AP]

Cent, 32, reportedly promised the said former girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, the $2.4 million house 10 years ago. But now, because they have broken-up, he allegedly wants to evict her and their 10-year-old son

Cent was not in the house at the time of the fire. But his son and Tomkins were, along with four other people. All went to the hospital for smoke inhalation.

For more details check out this AP article.

Update: Tomkins is claiming the fire was an attempted murder attempt committed by Fiddy. She's says "He's obsessed. If he can't have me no one can." [TMZ]

But 50 Cent's lawyer Brett Kimmel released the following statement: "Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson [Fiddy's real last name] had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive." [TMZ]


Top image via People.

Winehouse Can't Be Wearing Diapers. Can She?!

Members of the blogosphere, and other misc. entertainment peeps like Chelsea Handler, are saying that, based on these pictures, Amy Winehouse, 24, wears diapers (or has at least worn A diaper).

I can't tell. And I feel pretty crass and low for trying.

But you be the judge. Pampers or strange, strange panties?


Images via DListed.

Update: Word to what Morgan says. That dangling white fabric is totally part of Winehouse's slip. That's not a diaper.

Sexy Pics of the Day

It's a slow day on the celebrity news front, so I give you pictures.

Fergie, 33, does a crazy one-handed handstand-flip-thing on the Today show on Tuesday; covers Heart's "Barracuda" again. I personally have no qualms with her pants.


Image via Popoholic.

Silda Spitzer, 50, wife of former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, appears to have a good time at Christie's fund-raiser for the Children For Children charity last night in NYC.



Image via NY Post.

Actress Sharon Stone, 50, vamps it up in a leopard print dress at amfARS Cinema Against Aids 2008 on Thursday in Cannes, France.

Image via Us Weekly.

Singer Amy Winehouse, 24, wears her heart on her... beehive on Thursday in North London. Yes that hair clip, of sorts, says "Blake," the name of Winehouse's incarcerated husband.

Image via Us Weekly.

Actress Cameron Diaz, 35, sports a disturbingly realistic-looking bald cap during filming for her new movie--My Sister's Keeper -- on Wednesday.



Image via Us.

Sick Pic of the Day

Amy Winehouse, 24, and Pete Doherty, 29, share an awkward dead-fish-looking goodnight peck at a party thrown at Winehouse's London pad last night.

NO, they were not making out. It was just a friendly thing; nonetheless yucky, EWWWW!

The sad thing is I like Winehouse, The Libertines and (kinda) Babyshambles. Why do they have to be so cracked out?

Image via The Superficial.

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WTF is wrong with the LA Times?! I can't believe it ran a feature on Heidi & Spencer. Tsk Tsk. [LA Times]
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Pregnant Jessica Alba competes in online staring contest. That was weird. [People]
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Oh go sit on a Whoopee Cushion Dina! Lindsay's mom Dina Lohan, 45, is giving Miley Cyrus's mom Tish advice in the aftermath of the Vanity Fair photo scandal you probably didn't hear about. "I don't know Miley's mom, but, stay strong," Lohan tells MomLogic. "Keep your head up." "She's talented and stay focused," she adds. " You know, and be her mom." Sage words.
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Celebrity stylist Rachel "Prune Face" "Botox Face" Zoe is defensive about not being invited to the Met's annual Constitute Institute gala, which took place Monday night. When asked about the snub Zoe reportedly barked "I don’t really want to talk about that. I’m here to talk about the event." She apparently said something "icy" after that. [Us]

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Amy Winehouse was released on bail late Wednesday after being arrested for suspicion of drug use. [Us] See previous posting.

Image via Us.

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Are Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz planning to wed next week? That's the "exclusive" word according to Hollywoodscoop. The site says, "The wedding invitations have been sent out, it's taking place the weekend of May 16." [Hollwoodscoop]

And can I please add Simpson to my Christmas nutcracker collection? (Yes I really have one.)
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Dancing with the Stars professional dancer Mark Ballas and Sabrina "Cheetah Girl" Bryan have broken up. "We're just friends now," Ballas told Us on Tuesday. :'( They were cute.
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Surprise! Amy Winehouse was arrested again. The British singer has been detained at a police station in east London; and is being questioned about her alleged drug use. Reports indicate this latest arrest stems from her crack smoking video, filmed a few months ago. I should have known. [US]

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Star Jones is pissed at Barbara Walters. Jones said something about Walters being in the "sunset of her life," and "branding herself as an adulterer." Snap! Maybe Walters shouldn't have said anything about Jones's gastric bypass surgery in her new memoir, Audtion, on sale now. Nah, it'll sell more books. [US]

Images via ETOnline and The Superficial.

Amy Winehouse On Set For a Geico Commerical

I don't know what else to say. I can't keep up with this girl.

Oh yeah, I don't get how people are acting all shocked about Wino's bald spot.


Come on guys, you know that shit didn't surprise you. She usually wears a giant, ratty, beehive on her head.

Just be glad she was wearing shoes ballet slippers.

Images via People and Dotspotter.

Perez Hilton Stole From Me!!!

Wow! At least I give people credit when I steal from them. Perez Hilton stole my Amy Winehouse and Sam "The World's Ugliest Dog" comparison. And he didn't give me attribution. Big surprise! I'm not sourcing him anymore.

Here's what I posted on April 19, 2008.

"Look-a-Likes of the Day"

"Damn it I wish she'd stuck with the missing tooth look!

Pictured: Amy Winehouse seen leaving a club Saturday night in London. And Sam, the purebred Chinese Crested Hairless, who held the title of "World's Ugliest Dog" for three consecutive years; until his demise in November 2005."



And here's what he posted today:

"Separated at Birth"



"Left: Amy Winehouse. Right: Sam, the world's ugliest dog. R.I.P."

I'm not providing a link to his site.

Obviously I have no basis for a lawsuit (I wish you could sue people for being douchey), but someone should sue him. Oh...wait. Good luck with that!

Do you think he coincidentally came up with this on his own?

Amy Winehouse Arrested!

As I mentioned yesterday, Amy Winehouse allegedly attacked two people earlier this week!

Well now she's been arrested--as of early this morning-- on suspicion of assault. She supposedly punched one guy. And headbutted another, who was trying to help her hail a cab.

The P says Wino, who is being held at Holborn Police Station in London, should be out by Saturday. Apparently you can attack people and spend about just one day in jail. Quick some one go tell Wesley Snipes.

The crazed singer voluntarily surrendered to police for questioning before she was detained.

Info. courtesy Sky News.
Image of Winehouse as she arrives at the police station in London (04/25/2008) via [AP]

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Naomi Campbell is going to guest star on this season's last episode of Ugly Betty. Nooooo! Actress Becki Newton said, " I’ve personally requested that I don’t stand next to her because Amanda [Becki's character] would not like to be seen with such a tall, pretty person.” That, and I'm sure she didn't want to get nailed by all the objects--BlackBerrys, stilettos, land-phones, luggage, cellphones and fists--that are sure to be flying through the air in the proximity of Campbell. [P. Hilton]

Note: That bloody woman was not an actual Campbell victim.


Speaking of batshit-crazy people with violent tendencies, Amy Winehouse freaking attacked two people earlier this week! She allegedly punched a male musician in the face. And allegedly headbutted a good Samaritan who helped her hail a cab. [P] I told you those shots would lead to acts of barbarianism...again. Kids, just say 'NO!'

FHM readers designated Megan Fox the "Sexiest Woman in the World." Number two was Jessica Biel. Huh?! Eww! [FHM]

Top 10:

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel (yuck)
3. Jessica "Second Trimester" Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia "I Don't Know Who That Is" Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10. Kate Beckinsale (another one I didn't expect)

No Rihanna? Oh, she's number 14.

Also, when Cameron Diaz is ranked higher than Keira Knightly, Halle Berry and Heidi Klum, you know something's jacked

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, who is 7-months-pregnant, reportedly vomited when her mom showed her a video of a real natural childbirth. Now she's scared. And can you blame her? That whole childbearing deal is gross and weird. I don't plan on popping anything out until I'm at least 32.[IDLYITW]

I don't know who Billie Piper is. But she's topless, reportedly pregnant and on a lounge chair. [Drunken Stepfather]

There are unflattering pics of Kelly Clarkson-- in a bikini and eating a hot dog-- making the rounds. I guess Clarkson also likes to spend a lot time in the buff. [IDLYITW] I'll kill the person who ever takes a picture of me eating a wiener!

Carmen Electra is engaged again. This time it's to Korn Guitarist Rob Patterson. Third time's the charm right? [Just Jared]

Two Things That Shouldn't Go Hand in Hand

Shots and Babies. Easy there Amy Winehouse.


Those Jell-O shots'll creep up on you.

I wouldn't want you to wind up roaming the streets of London at night, partaking in barbarous acts. Oh...wait.

[Northern England, April 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin.] Once again, a special thanks to Jezebel.