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Pete Wentz was delivering numbnuts or something in Hollywood on Thursday.

[People, Gossip Girls]

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Oh no Kendra Wilkinson, 23, din't wear those star studded, foam (?), platform flip-flops with that monogram Gucci bag.


Hugh Hefner's maybe ex-girlfriend flopped around in these shiteous kerplunkers while running errands in West Hollywood on Wednesday. And Holly Madison more than likely clobbered her over the head with that Gucci purse before she decided to pair it with them.

Image via Hollywood Tuna.
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Wait, Holly Madison couldn't have been trying to lay a smack-down on Wilkinson (good thing too, cause she woulda lost). No, Madison, 28, was busy having a camera shoved down her shirt instead.

Uncensored pics below kinda NSFW.

[IDLYITW]

Ashlee and Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnany

I don't know if this is even worth posting. You already knew right? But newlyweds Ashlee Simpson, 21, and Pete Wentz, 28, confirmed they're expecting.

Their joint statement reads, via Friends or Enemies:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"

And so it goes.

Wentz is Back From Honeymoon, Still a Tool

At least they think they're funny.

Someone cooler probably could have pulled this off.

Pictured: Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, during a Monday outing in Los Angeles. The two, who were thought to be spending the days following their wedding in their basement, recently honeymooned in Turks and Caicos, i.e. islands in the Caribbean. Blah.

In all seriousness, how much to place an ad?

Image via Us.

First Wedding Photo of Ashlee & Pete

People has the first wedding photo of Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, on its latest cover. According to the mag, the rocker-ish ceremony boasted 10,000 black roses and chandeliers dripping with crystals.


But of more importance--in the lower left corner-- is a picture of Jessica Simpson, 27, and Tony Romo, 28 at the reception or rehearsal dinner. She really doesn't want us to think they're broken up...becomes desperate-looking and annoying in the process.


Apparently, the mag bought the photos for "well over" a million dollars, i.e. People spent waaaay more than Simpson has made off her latest CD--Bittersweet World. [TMZ]

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Well I'm officially back from Florida (yeah, thanks for noticing I left :)).

Since I've been gone Ashlee Simpson, 23, wed Pete Wentz, 28. [People] And oh, Jessica Alba, 27, married Cash Warren, 31. Both chicks are supposedly knocked-up. [People] All this race to the altar stuff kinda makes me feel like I'm living in the 50's.

Images via People.

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Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy, the longtime Massachusetts Democrat and patriarch of the Kennedy family, has a malignant brain tumor, his doctors said on Tuesday. [NY Times] Talk about sad.

Image via People.
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Simon Cowell, 48, talks to Ellen DeGeneres, 50, about Fantasia Barrino's shiteous performance on Idol last week. In case you missed it, here's my take on the Barinno, 23, catastrophe.