We've done our best to stay on the sidelines during this whole Britney Spears child custody saga.But over the past week, things have become too ridiculous and tempting for us.
First Spears was caught on tape running a red light...with her kids and court appointed parenting coach in the car.
Fine. It's to be expected.
Then on Monday it was reported that Brit-Brit failed a mandatory drug test. Leave it to Spears, she couldn't even submit a dirty urine sample like a normal person. Her handlers' first move was to label the test a "false positive," which left many wondering: what the heck does that even mean?
Before the suspense killed us, i.e. a few hours after the news broke, her lawyers revealed that the amphetamines detected in Spears' system were not from the use of illegal substances; but the result of a prescribed drug, Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy.
No one bought the excuse, but TMZ called Spears out, saying the "generic drug test" Spears failed wasn't screening for Provigil. It added that all the tests performed on Spears came back negative until last week; "she had been taking Provigil before that."
Touché.
We won't bore you with another lame excuse, but sources say Spears has one.
Now, as midweek approaches, photos have surfaced of Spears's youngest child with pink eye. Sources say the whole clan has it, including K-Fed. That's conjunctivitis!!! Utter craziness!!!
As you can see, the little one in orange [pictured below] has a wonky left eye.
Does anyone else think it's absurd that this is considered news?
Photo courtesy of Life & Style magazine.
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