Helicopter Game: Good Old Addictive Fun

Need something to do while you're bored at work; or just bored in general?

My friend turned me on to the addictive pastime Helicopter Game last night--what can I say, I really live it up during the weekend.

The concept is simple. Navigate the helicopter while avoiding the randomly placed green rectangles.
My personal best is 2,555. Can you beat me?

You can play Helicopter Game here; or you can Google Helicopter Game and click on the first link.

Helicopter Game

Yikes!!

While I'm on the subject of fugliness and camel toes, check out this doozy worn by Alicia Keys. I'm not sure where she was when she donned this beige pantsuit, equipped with crotch area chafing, but I do know she has almost an exact replica in blue. Why on earth?
The top portion of it looks okay. But when I scrolled down and saw this little number in its entirety, I literally uttered 'ooh'--and not in a good way.

Oh yeah, and if you didn't notice, I switched over to the first person singular.

Thank you Go Fug Yourself.

This Looks Good?!

We've been reading around and people actually think Beyonce looked bangin' in the green silk dress she wore to the 'Movies Rock' event at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood last weekend.

We're incredulous.

This frock is overly snug and unflattering.

We do realize, however, that Beyonce may have been going for the whole mermaid mannequin look. If that's the case, mission accomplished! Sign her up to be in the sequel of Splash.

'Forbes' 20 Top Earning Superstars Under 25

"Forbes" 20 Under 25 list of the Top-Earning Young Superstars examined earnings from June 2006 to June 2007. It included salaries, winnings, endorsement deals and royalties. No deductions were taken for taxes or management fees.

Here's a look at who made the list:

1. LeBron James, 22, $27 million

2. Reggie Bush, 22, $24 million

3. Maria Sharapova, 20, $23 million

4. Michelle Wie, 18, $19 million

5. Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, 21, $17 million each

6. Daniel Radcliffe, 18, $15 million

7. Hilary Duff, 20, $12 million

8. Avril Lavigne, 23, $12 million

9. Carmelo Anthony, 23, $10 million

10. Keira Knightley, 22, $9 million

11. Carrie Underwood, 24, $7 million

12. Scarlett Johansson, 23, $5 million

13. Mischa Barton, 21, $4.5 million

14. Dakota Fanning, 13, $4 million

15. Emma Watson, 17, $4 million

16. Rupert Grint, 19, $4 million

17. Miley Cyrus, 15, $3.5 million

18. Lindsay Lohan, 21, $3.5 million

19. Mandy Moore, 23, $3.5 million

20. Frankie Muniz, 22 tomorrow, $3 million

For even more details click here.

Olsen image: © Fred Prouser/Reuters/Corbis

Cartoon Characters Summoned to Court

An Italian court ordered Tweety Bird, along with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy, to testify in a counterfeiting case. [AP]

New French American Apparel Ads are Saucy

We thought the American Apparel ads in the U.S. were kinda racy. But we were shocked when we saw part of the new French campaign for American Apparel.

Not only is the model, pictured above, excitedly baring her boobs, she's exhibiting a none-too-comfortable looking camel toe--not that camel toes are particularly comfortable in the first place. But still.

Joe Francis is in jail, so what's up with American Apparel going all Girls Gone Wild on us?

And what exactly are they selling?!

Note: We're not saying we don't appreciate gratuitous nudity.

For the uncensored pics go here.