Surprise! "The Girls Next Door" Don't Get Along

I've suspected that Holly Madison, 28, is the least liked girlfriend of, Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, 82, for a while. On her show, it's usually tense when she's around. (I attribute it to her jealously and nonexistent sense of humor.)

Also, she seems boring. But I digress.

TMZ is reporting, "Hef's number one Bunny is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist, causing major drama with the staff and on the set of The Girls Next Door. Everyone 'hates' Madison, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, 23, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting; i.e. the chick with the terrible laugh.

"It's gotten so bad, those two can't be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that's posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur." Odd girlfriend out, Bridgete Marquardt, 34, reportedly tries to keep the peace.

According to TMZ, "Madison's ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag's spreads -- which is not going over well with longtime employees."

And, did I mention, she's boring.

GND producers deny any rift between the girls. But durh.

P.S. You'd be a constant crank too if your breast implants looked like this;

or if your geriatric sugar-daddy couldn't get you pregnant.

"I really wanted to have kids with Hef," Madison recently told Us. "We tried everything, and it didn't work."

"I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hot and has dark hair," she added while secretly crying on the inside.

Ah the thwarted plans of a gold digger.