Whoa That's an Evil Stare

Something tells me you probably never want to fuck with Gwyneth Paltrow, 35. Call it a hunch. Or look at the this picture a pap snapped as the actress closed the gate to her driveway on Monday.


Yeah that was rude of the photog, but there's more to that glare than "go away you're bothering me." It looks like she wants to verbally degrade him, then either scratch his eyes out or devour him. I'm going with the latter. She (admittedly) has restrictions on her diet and works out all the time.

She scares me.

Image via Just Jared.