Laurie's son Josh Waring, 19, from The Real Desperate Housewives of Orange County, was allegedly caught trying to sell ecstasy and heroin outside of a Comfort Inn motel in Laguna Beach, Calif. on Sunday night!!!!Why'd you have to go and get a new, better, richer family Laurie? And why'd you make Josh go live with his grandma? Kinda kidding.
I got hooked on The Real Housewives after watching a marathon while on a flight to New York. It's terribly addictive. Good ol' Josh knows what that feels like.
He's facing two felony counts of possession and intent to sell both heroin and ecstasy, a misdemeanor count of unauthorized possession of a hypodermic needle and being under the influence of heroin -- also a misdemeanor, i.e. if convicted, he's doing some hard time in jail. [TMZ]
While I'm on the subject, I'm tired of media outlets using the terms "jail" and "prison" interchangeably. Prison is worse peeps.
Waring's still young enough to get his shit together. Let's hope he does.
Mug shot via TMZ.
I also saw this story on DListed.
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Tatum O'Neal, 44, speaks out about her little attempted-crack-buying incident that went down on Sunday."I'm still sober," she exclaims to NYP. "Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!" [NYP]
Um, if you say so.
(Ah is a, Ah is a...bad time for "Captain Save a Hoe" lyrics?)
Image of Humiliation via New York Post.
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After a post-trial diagnosis found he has a psychotic disorder, Uma Thurman's convicted stalker was ordered to undergo psychiatric treatment and was sentenced to three years' probation on Monday. [The New York Times]
No one wants a stalker. Believe me I know. Trust, I won't be doing that shit again.
Image via AskMen.com.
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Kim Cattrall, 51, will be in another series on HBO (the former home of Sex and the City). "On Monday the network announced that Cattrall had signed on to star and executive produce an American adaptation of the British series Sensitive Skin, which starred some chick from Ab Fab [People]I mention this only because I hope it will be better than that Sexual Intelligence doc she did for HBO in 2005. Terrible!
Image via Celebrity Hot Shot.
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Another SATC lady is making news (and will be until at least the end of the week). Kristin Davis, 43, is launching an "extensive" clothing line for some department store called Belk. WTHell is that!? Blech. [People]
Image via Weeceedee?
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