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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Lohan Calls Rehab a Sobering Experience. Duh!

In her exclusive interview with Ok! Magazine, Lindsay Lohan describes her two-month stint in the luxurious Cirque Lodge, rehabilitation facilty, as a "sobering experience." That was kind of the point right?

The rest of the interview, at least the portion that is available online, seems pretty coached and snooze-worthy. Lohan says the experience made her "look at myself, and all the people, places and things in my life..." blah blah blah.

I guess we're really looking for answers to the following questions: a.) what possessed you to drive drunk...for the second time in two weeks? b.) Whose pants, replete with a little pocket cocaine, were you supposedly wearing? c.) Why were you chasing your assistant/former a stolen car? And why didn't you stop when you ran over dude's foot? d.) Why were you even wearing that stupid alcohol monitoring bracelet?

We strongly doubt these questions will be addressed in the Ok! interview. Regardless, the issue hits stands Thursday