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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Dita Von Teese's Mom Looks Normal, Kinda a Milf

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I'm not sure what I expected Dita Von Teese's mom to look like. Teese is eccentric. And I've read that her life had a humble beginning. So I guess I pictured her mom as haggard TPT. You know a weird, chain-smoking, cat lady who is into numerology, astrology, tarot cards and the color of your aura.

But the woman who gave birth to the "queen of burlesque," looks (drum roll please) normal. And she's kind of a Jocasta--an alternate term for the hackneyed 'Milf.'

Pictured is the two out and about in NYC on Wednesday.

Images via Just Jared.

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