Today Around the Blogosphere...

Hayden Panettiere says being famous is a "pain in the ass;" hides in garages. [Oh No They Didn't]


Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian's ass is "gross." It reminds her of "cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag." Whoa don't hold back or anything Paris. Aren't you guys supposed to be friends? [Perez Hilton]

ANTM's, cycle 9 runner-up, Chantal Jones is modeling for Pete Wentz's new clothing line. [Oh No They Didn't]

A Marilyn Monroe sex tape sold for $1.5 million after being declassified by the FBI. The worlds gone sex-tape crazed I say. The worlds gone sex-tape crazed. Dark times. [The Superficial].

Sen. Hillary Clinton kicks back a few, goes cross-eyed. Clearly, she's not used to the sauce. [Gawker]

Dr. Phil looks like an ass again. He, or some higher-up affiliated with his show, may have posted the bail for one of the eight teens charged with beating a classmate on film. Why? So he could be the first one to have her on his show.

TMZ says,

"The folks back home were horrified when they saw Mr. Large-and-In-Charge [ a Production Assistant with the Dr. Phil Show] putting the smackdown on local reporters after springing 17-year-old Mercades Nichols from the pokey. We're told execs on the show were pissed that the experienced producer allowed the P.A. to be in a position to embarrass the show in front of the cameras."[TMZ]

That Dr. Phil be so slimy!



I wonder what magazine Nichols was reading while she was in the backseat of that car.I wanna get me a subscription.



Photo courtesy Oh No They Didn't.