Frenchy From "Rock of Love 2" is For Sale on eBay

Freaking Awesome! Angelique, aka Frenchy from Rock of Love 2, is selling herself on eBay.

According to the product listing, a "music and entertainment marketing company" is behind the auction. But we all know that's code for Frenchy is pimping herself out.

The sales pitch: "here is a unique [sic] oppotunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.

Frenchy [sic] for "Rock of Love 2" can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.

This type of auction has never been done before as we [sic] normaly book these [sic] celebritys in night clubs and special events.

Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard : Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel [sic] accomodation at a 4 star or better hotel.

The [sic] apperance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction."

Sheesh this thing even sounds like it was written by Frenchy. And it also seems pretty seedy. You have to fly her out coach and put her up in a hotel?!?! What happens next?

The bid is starting at $2,500, so friends, I think we should start a pool. Just kidding. Although it's kind of sad that she has, count em', zero bids.


The idea for this blog entry courtesy Oh No They Didn't. If you haven't checked out this Live Journal blog, you should.

And while you're at it, peep Angelique's Myspace page.