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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
It's a Slooowww Week in the Celebrity Blogosphere
I've been searching, but so far this week the most cringe-worthy thing I could find was Janice Dickinson in a bikini.
Despite her pancake ass and thigh dimpleage you've kind of gotta give it to her. Dickinson is between 53 and 57 years old.
In other news...
Zimbabwe is messed up. [AP]
Jamie Lynn Spears is getting pregnant-er. [The Superficial]
Dita Von Teese has an 18-inch waist; likes to eat the livers of forced-fed ducks, i.e. foie gras, in Paris; is into Victorian taxidermy (kinda gross); and is glad to have drugs out of her life. [The NY Times Magazine].
Tracy Ullman makes fun of Dina Lohan. [Perez Hilton].
Lasers are going commercial. You too can be free of body hair...as long as you're not African American or another type of "dark-skinned" person; or have a big hairy back. [Gawker].
Woody Allen is suing American Apparel. [Defamer]
George Clooney's girlfriend might have used to be slutty. [I Don't Like You in That Way].
Hulk Hogan is dating his daughter's clone. [Drunken Stepfather].
That about sums it up.
Oh yeah, these pictures of Dita Von Teese greased-up, naked and painted silver are pretty cool too.
Photos courtesy of The Superficial and I Don't Like You in That Way.
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