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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Shameless Thievery
Yeah I stole this clip from dlisted. But 7- year-old Latarian Milton stole his grandma's SUV. He went for a joyride, hitting two mailboxes, two parked cars and two moving cars along the way. It came to an end when he sideswiped a Realtor's sign and crashed into a curb.
So why'd he do it?
"Because it's fun to do bad things," he said. "It's fun to do bad things like drive into a car."
He added, "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend."
It's hard to argue with that. That does sound fun.
B-a-d A-s-s!
Little Latarian is unfortunately facing charges for grand theft; although he's not likely to do time in juvie. He is only seven after all. More likely, he'll suffer a beating at the hands of his grandma. And I would totally look the other way if she did. Did you see her Dodge Durango?!?!?
Big ups to dlisted once again.
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3 comments:
What are parents teaching their kids these days? "Its fun to do bad thing" yeah kid how about u shit ur pants thats bad, not steal a car... good one!
I don't know how fun it would be to shit your pants. :) That kind of sounds like the opposite of fun to me. Plus it would stink and you'd attract flies.
Now playing bumper cars with your grandma's real SUV. You have to admit that sounds fun.
Didn't you hit Janet's car? Sorry that was a low blow. I'm totally kidding. But if you hadn't been worried about insurance and your parents that might have been fun. Especially if you'd done it on purpose.
But seriously, haven't you ever driven really fast over the Hudson St. hill. That's fun.
BTW thanks for the Kremlinology tip Ming! You were totally right.
Giving it some further thought, his grandma should really punish him, so he doesn't end doing something that will really get him trouble.
I know how that goes.
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