Wow! I Was Gone for a Week, Missed Nothing

After spending almost a week in the company of neon fanny packs, crying children and overweight people on motor scooters (i.e. I went to Disney World)--leaving me with no time to blog--I was fully prepared to have to do some major catching up.

But actually, it turns out, nothing really happened (in my realm of the blogosphere, anyway).

Yeah the Dow was on its own roller coaster of sorts (although is that really news anymore?) and that whole Sarah Palin didn't know Africa was a continent rumor may have actually been a hoax (gasp!).

That's kinda it though.

Unless you care that...

Daily 10 co-host Debbie Matenopoulos's music exec husband filed for divorce online and neglected to tell her about it. Apparently Matenopoulos, 33, received the news via 'Internet posts.' "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings, much like you were," she said, "by reading them online." Eesh.[People]

A PETA member thought Lindsay Lohan was wearing fur to an event in Paris on Friday, so she did the right thing and pelted the lately lesbian with a flour bomb.

[Via ET. Click to see video.]

Of course SamRo came to LoHo's defense--on her MySpace blog--and got all deep, writing "The girl who threw [the flour bomb] acted like an animal herself."

Also--in a separate interview with Access Hollywood--LoHo, 22, shared her excitement about Barack Obama, 47,winning the presidential election, saying "It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president."



Uhhh.....

In an episode to air on Thursday, Jennifer Aniston sorta kinda opened up to Oprah about saying Angelina Jolie's past behavior was "really uncool" and says Brad Pitt's "done some amazing things in the last couple of years. So I just think he's doing great."

Not to be out-blabbed, Aniston's publicity whore of a boyfriend, John Mayer, revealed a scintillating detail about their relationship, telling People "That girl [aka Jen] knows me ... so whether I go to bed alone or not, to have somebody who knows you in this world, that's a really nice thing."


Seriously, that's People's most read story this week.

Go figure, since the mag is also reporting that Solange Knowles is addicted to...wait for it...NAIL ART. [People]

[Image via Knowles's Myspace]