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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Kevin Smith: "I'm Really, Really Fat Right Now"


Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) took to his blog recently and vowed to lose a bunch of unwanted weight after he's done promoting his new movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Smith, 38, writes:
"Fuck, I wish I was still that thin [in reference to his picture on the cover of this month's issue of Complex]. I’ve porked the fuck out, man. I’m really, really fat right now. Fattest I’ve ever been. But as soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my life back; gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds. It’s the deal I’ve made with myself. Just gotta make it through the next two and half weeks of press and running around."
Good to know guys go through this too. And you know Smith's baggy pedal pushers are probably one of only a few pants he has that fit.

Those denim "aha moments" totally suck, BTW. When you're like "Oh eff, none of my jeans fit." But maybe that's just me (sounding like a total fatass).