Dancing with the Stars: Week 1 Elimination

Who got axed from Dancing with the Stars?

Comedian Jeffrey Ross.
(I couldn't find any good pictures of him with his pirate patch.)

Nope, not even a scratched cornea or a girly rhinestone eye-patch could save him. Though, the bigger bummer is that Ross's partner Edyta Sliwinska obviously had to go home too.

Speaking of BUMmers, did Kim Kardashian seriously dance to Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back?' The answer is yes she fucking did. During the intro. to her routine she also talked about her butt a lot. And since, it turns out, she really can't dance, there was a lot of pointing to her butt and (sorry) half-assed butt shaking in her routine.

How did she get through a performance with the Pussycat Dolls?!



Kardashian, 27, got the second lowest score of the night. In fact, only Cloris Leachman did worse. And lest you forget, Leachman is 82-years-old! Also, I'm pretty sure Cloris said 'Oh you bitch' when she saw her score from judge Carrie Ann Inaba, who gave her a 6 (lmfao).

See for yourself. It's about 7.15 into the clip.



Which brings me to this: If Cloris Leachman's funny-ass goes home before Kim Kardashian's boring, giant ass, I'm boycotting this show. Honestly, it's pretty stupid anyway.

As of right now here's who's still in the competition: (But someone else is going home tonight.)

JEFFREY ROSS & EDYTA SLIWINSKA

Eliminated Week 1: Part 1

WARREN SAPP & KYM JOHNSON

ROCCO DiSPIRITO & KARINA SMIRNOFF

BROOKE BURKE & DEREK HOUGH

TONI BRAXTON & ALEC MAZO

MISTY MAY-TREANOR & MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY

TED McGINLEY & INNA BRAYER

MAURICE GREENE & CHERYL BURKE

KIM KARDASHIAN & MARK BALLAS

CODY LINLEY & JULIANNE HOUGH

CLORIS LEACHMAN & CORKY BALLAS

SUSAN LUCCI & TONY DOVOLANI

LANCE BASS & LACEY SCHWIMMER

Images via ABC.

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Speaking of the geighs, SamRo's back in LA. And Lindsay Lohan wears hideous fringe flip-flops.

[Dlisted]

Update: Apparently Ashlee Simpson rocked the fugly mocc (asin) flops too. Here she is shopping in LA on August 16. Simpson gets a little leeway, though. She is about to pop, after all.

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Thanks Ming!

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Um, Paula Abdul at the ALMA Awards on Sunday.

How many pills do you think were involved in the choosing of this getup? [ONTD]

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I admit Kim Kardashian has looked worse. Still, you'd think Khloe or Kourtney could help a sister out.

Oh.

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Pictured: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian at the "Ultimate Summer Party" in West Hollywood on Saturday.

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No, Kim K wasn't at the beach. And she wasn't filling in for a park ranger either.

[Hollywood Tuna]

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Gossip Girls' Blake Lively tries to avoid being photographed and lets a nip slip.


Also, she has a really cute dog.

[Drunken Stepfather]

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Speaking of premature aversions to the downside of fame, I'd say it's a little early for fellow Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester to be acting like she's too good to have her picture taken.

[Lainey Gossip]

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Even aliens know, sex sells. The X-Files' Gillian Anderson in the August issue of Esquire UK.

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