Movie Trailer: "Chapter 27"

Eesh. Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie, "Chapter 27," looks kinda terrible. But I'll admit it, I'm biased.

According to IMDB the film is "about Mark David Chapman in the days leading up to the infamous murder of Beatle John Lennon."

And judging from the trailer[ seen below], Lohan is the weakest link.

When compared to an almost unrecognizable Jared Leto, who packed on 60+ pounds to portray his character, Lohan's vapid dialogue seems flagrantly out of place.

I don't know, maybe "Mean Girls" gave me unrealistic expectations?



Portions of this blog entry courtesy of Gawker.

Patricia Heaton Doesn't Have a Belly Button

Whoa, Drunken Stepfather is right. Patricia Heaton, the Everybody Loves Raymond and Back to You sitcom star, doesn't have a belly button.

There's a trace of something on her stomach that kind of resembles a navel, but it's barely detectable. Heaton has admitted to having work done in the past. Perhaps she had that bad-boy lipo-ed right off.

Pictures courtesy of Drunken Stepfather.

Update: The Huffington Post is attributing Heaton's absentee belly button to a tummy tuck.

Eliot Spitzer is Having a Worse Day Than You

As most of us know by now, New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is steeped in a scandal involving a high-class call-girl operation.

Spitzer went to bed last night knowing he was in deep, deep, deep shit.

But I doubt he expected to wake up this morning--assuming he got any sleep-- to find an unflattering picture of himself--and his humiliated wife-- splashed across the front page of the New York Post accompanied by the big bold headline "HO NO!"

I'm so glad I'm not that guy.

Also crappy for him, The New York Times is reporting that top aides expect him to resign; if he doesn't, assemblyman James Tedisco is prepared to impeach him within 48 hours. And Lt. Gov. David Paterson, 53, is readying to replace him as governor.

Not to mention, Spitzer is the subject of low-brow jokes abounding the Interweb.

Gawker is even conducting a poll for the best Spitzer headlines. Some of the front-runners are "From Blowjob to No Job," "Loose Lips Sink Spitz," "Tainted Gov" and "Up Spitz Creek."

And perhaps most importantly, I'm pretty sure his wife Silda Spitzer is mad at him.

All of which is why, Gov. Eliot Spitzer is having a worse day than you.

Update: Eliot Spitzer officially resigned. His resignation will, reportedly, be effective Monday.

According to The New York Times, "Spitzer is the first governor of New York to resign from office since 1973, when Nelson A. Rockefeller stepped down to devote himself to a policy group, and the first to be forced from office since William Sulzer was impeached and removed from his post in 1913 in a scandal over campaign contribution fraud."

Lt. Gov. David Paterson, his replacement, will be the first African-American governor of New York, and, I think, the first legally blind governor in U.S. history.

Madonna Inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Check out the video of Madonna's speech at last night's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

NY Governor Involved in Prostitution Scandal

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is entangled in a scandal that stems from a federal crack-down, last week, on the high-priced prostitution ring, Emperors' Club V.I.P.

No, the New York politician wasn't doing the busting. It turns out, he was a client.

According to The New York Times, "Spitzer’s involvement with the prostitution operation came to light in court papers filed last week as federal prosecutors charged four people with operating the service, Emperor’s Club V.I.P. Mr. Spitzer was caught on a federal wiretap discussing payments and arranging to meet a prostitute in a Washington hotel room last month."

Ohh it gets better. Apparently a booker said, during the wiretapped conversations, that "Client 9"-- as Spritzer was known within the ring-- sometimes asks the women “to do things that, like, you might not think were safe.”

I don't know what this means exactly, but I sure want to.

There's no definitive word on how many times he indulged in Emperors' Club services. But the Los Angeles Times is reporting he was "a regular customer."

"Spitzer, 48, appeared briefly with his wife at his Manhattan office yesterday to apologize, but did not specifically address any involvement with the ring."

"According to prosecutors, the Emperor’s Club provided women to clients in London, Paris, Miami and other cities, and charged them between $1,000 and $5,500 an hour."

Maybe the joke's on us. This could all be a part of that shitty new E! show Pop Fiction, where celebrities "punk" the media.

Portions of this blog entry courtesy of The New York Times article: "Spitzer Is Linked to a Sex Ring as Client." You should read it, it's interesting.

It Eats!

Here are some pictures likely to trigger your gag reflex.



It's socialite Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein dining with her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, on Friday at the Los Angeles café Eat Well.

Wildenstein has reportedly spent $4,000,000 on plastic surgery over the years, starting at about the age of 50.

And just for kicks, here's what Wildenstein looked like before she grossly disfigured her face.

Photos swiped from The Superficial.com and bauer-griffin.

Kelly Rowland Admits Having Breast Implants

Kelly Rowland tells People magazine in the March 17 issue that she had her breasts enhanced from an "A-cup to a B-cub" last October.

In case you're wondering why, this already pretty girl, would allow herself to be cut open and have sacs of saline or silicone shoved into her chest...

"I was sick of not fitting into my tops," Roland says. "There was this one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out!"

Are you kidding me?!?!?!

She says that top — designed by Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles — complements her new curves: "I put it on and I looked so good! I'm so happy. I feel complete."

I guess I shouldn't be hypocritical. I did post this. But seriously girls, don't do it.

Portions of this blog entry courtesy AP.