Possible Lindsay Lohan, Grainy-Ass, Oral Sex Tape

News in the blogosphere is that Lindsay Lohan's former fling Calum Best filmed her--with his cell-phone--while she was giving him a blow job.

I'm not posting the picture on my site because it's just too damn grainy to decipher whether it's Lohan, let alone an actual human being.

But you can see the photo on TMZ, Fleshbot, Egotastic and many, many other blogs.

Update: A reader has alerted me that the video is not of Lohan. TMZ discovered that the pictures were taken from an XTube video, which was posted two months ago.

"Dancing with the Stars" Boob Alert

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Joe Francis Gets Out of Jail, Proves He's Still a Slimeball

Oh there is just no end to the Ashley Alexandra Dupré prostitute scandal.

As you may have heard earlier today, "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis--who also happens to be fresh out of a year-long stint in jail--offered Dupré $1 million to appear in a non-nude photospread for his new magazine and go on a promotional tour.

It now appears he is rescinding his offer. After going through his archives Francis discovered that he already had nude footage of Dupré.

"Francis told the New York Post that the 'Girls Gone Wild' crew caught up with Dupré during spring break in Miami Beach in 2003 after she had been tossed out of her hotel room following a fight with a friend."

Dupré was supposedly 18 years old--but judging from Francis's track record--when the "GGW" crew proceeded to videotape her engaging in sexual activity with another chick.

"I got to her before Spitzer," Francis told the New York Post. "She looked a lot better at 18."

This guy clearly didn't do much soul searching during his time behind bars. He's still slimy as ever!!!!!

I should add that Dupré looks a lot better in the recent pics I've seen.

Lastly, what's up Francis and Jason Itzler, the self-described "king of all pimps," having delayed recollections of their encounters with Dupré?

Itzler conveniently remembered that Dupré was "the hottest, sexiest escort" he ever had after he appeared on "Anderson Cooper 360 Degrees." Hey, it got him in the door over at "Larry King Live."

And Francis was willing to shell out a cool million before he found he already had pornographic footage of her. Then he magically conjured up: "I actually think she had a sexual relationship with a cameraman."

As much as I love it, this shit is getting tired. Dupré is taking one low blow after another.

The New York Post was the first to report this story. It's Web site has even more "Girls Gone Wild" pictures, prurient ones.

Update: Dupré's lawyer Don Buchwald is saying she was 17 years old at the time the "Girls Gone Wild" Footage was filmed.

Hillary Clinton Attends St. Patrick's Day Parades

Check out this picture I stumbled upon on Zimbio. So awesome.

The caption says, " Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) greets" ignores "supporters of presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) during a St. Patrick's Day Parade March 15, 2008 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Clinton is trying to gain support ahead of Pennsylvania's presidential primary scheduled for April 22, 2008."

Apparently Clinton attended a St. Patrick's Day parade in Scranton, Pa. too.

(Photo by Jeff Swensen/Getty Images North America)

Perez Hilton Should Stop Making Fun of People

As much as I love Perez Hilton--alright so I'm jealous and despise him--dude should take a long hard look in the mirror before he cracks on another person for his or her appearance.

Perez seriously looks like he belongs on the short bus in this photo [seen above with Bret Michaels] he's using as one of many plugs for his VH1 show*. Yeah, the two-thumbs-up don't help.

Hilton managed to do something else, with this picture, that I didn't think was possible. He managed to make Bret Michaels look normal.



* To palliate my guilty conscience, What Perex Sez airs tonight at 10p.m. on VH1. There. I feel better.

Charlie Rose Gives the Ultimate MacBook Air Endorsement

Viewers of the PBS show Charlie Rose were broadsided Monday night by the host's obvious shiner. No, that Band-Aid wasn't a fashion statement.

Apparently Charlie Rose, took a tumble over the weekend.

With his spankin' new MacBook Air in tow, Rose tripped in a pothole while walking down 59th St. in Manhattan. Confronted with a decision, his face or the razor-thin, ultralight laptop, Rose chose to save the latter.

Producers told engadget "The MacBook Air is fine, he showed us the blood stains on it this morning."

Blog entry idea courtesy of engadget. The Machinist has a funny posting too.

Possible Kristin Davis Sex Tape

I'm not really buying it, but some guy is claiming to have a sex tape featuring Kristin Davis, the actress who played Charlotte York on Sex and the City.

If you're even slightly curious, Scott Fayner, the guy who is shopping the video around, immediately prompts you to go to Club Taylor Rain to buy and watch the video. The limited footage--i.e. the two oddly, angled stills-- and the seller's urgency arouse my suspicion.

Wait a minute. Rewind. Club Taylor Rain. I love Taylor Rain!!!

Sorry for the distraction. Long story short, look at the pictures, don't waste your money on the video.

Not that it means anything, but the woman in the photo does look like Davis.

I saw this on The Blemish first. I Don't Like You in That Way has is too. You can go to either one to see the pics NSFW.
Update: Davis is denying the photos are of her. "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape," a spokesperson for the Sex and the City star said. P6.