Meet Hugh Hefner's New Twin Gold Diggers

In case you're out of the loop, Holly, Bridget and Kendra (who I admittedly kinda like) are out, and a whole new bevy of bimbos is in, including 19-year-old twin sisters (gross) Karissa and Kristina Shannon. [Pictured Above]

Forget that Hugh Hefner, 82, and his girlfriends have orgies together, so that's kind of like incest, the Shannon sisters seem a little too enamored with their new lifestyle.

Case in point: their joint Myspace page, which includes a photo album titled "PLAYBOY CALIFORNIA!"

Yeah, they really want you to know they hang out live at the Playboy Mansion, so they've included pictures of "THE GRATTO!" (which they spelled incorrectly in the caption accompanying this pic), TWO pictures of the front of "THE PLAYBOY MANSION!" and a pic of "THE MAIN ROOM IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION!"

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Which most of us have already seen on the Girls Next Door.

The Shannon Twins also included some blurry-ass pictures of themselves standing next to and kissing their shared wrinkly boyfriend.


And then there's this humorously titled pic: "holly having fun at dinner."


It's hard to tell, due to the size, but Holly totally looks like she was having a blast...considering the photographer (aka Karissa or Kristina) was literally trying to move in on her old man.

Which brings us to the twins' takeover of Hef's Myspace page. Instant Update: Actually I think they just created a new one. The old one has sort of been abandoned.

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Note "Hugh's" personal quote: "Managed By Kristina and Karissa Shannon;" and his choice of song: Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light."

Karissa and Kristina have come a long way since their days of beating people with blunt objects (shame they're still in to tag teaming (sorry)).

Yes, in addition to their love of the exclamation point, the Shannons' have a penchant for fighting; sometimes with each other.

According to TMZ, Karissa bashed a former Wing House(?) co-worker--Erica Civello-- over the head with a beer bottle in January and then both sisters "jumped her." The incident landed them in a Petersberg, Florida jail for felony aggravated battery; and left Civello with a concussion. [TMZ]

Enter mugshots.

Karissa

Kristina

In a separate incident in November 2007, Karissa was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge...for repeatedly kicking her sister in the head.

Also according to TMZ:

"When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment 'wearing only blue jean pants' and 'bleeding from her nose,' while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, 'as if she had no idea what had happened.' Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though 'he could not identify which sister was which.' Karissa eventually fessed up."

Images via Shannons' Myspace, Hef's Myspace and Scandalist.

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison Split (Probably)

Apparently there have been a bunch of rumors circulating the Interweb saying Hugh Hefner, 82, and Holly Madison's relationship kicked rocks. News to me, but despite contrary reports, I think the rumors might be at least partially true. To wit--if Madison and Hef aren't technically broken-up now, they will be soon.

Here's why.

Earlier this month The Dirty (which I won't link because the author of that site is an asshole) reported that Madison moved out of the Playboy Mansion because she was sleeping with illusionist/skeazoid Criss Angel. It added that "an inside source said Hef is totally fine with it." But "now The Girls Next Door producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door."

This info.'s not all that believable on its own. Also, E! refuted the claims (of course).

But then Perez Hilton reported that "Holly and Criss were seen dancing and kissing" at the Wynn Hotel's Blush night club in Vegas on Saturday. He cited secret sources, who might not be reliable, since we are talking about Perez Hilton. That said, there is this photographic "evidence."


Most telling, though, is actually Hef's denial about the break-up.

"She [Holly] is still my girlfriend," he told Us. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever."

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he added. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

Read between the lines peeps.

Also of note, Madison, 28, took all of the pictures of Hef off her Myspace page. [Yes even The New York Times has stooped to using MySpace as a source.]

My guess is that, at most, they'll keeping up appearances until the end of the new (fifth) season of E!'s Girls Next Door, which premieres Oct. 5. (Although, according to E!, the girls have committed to doing a sixth season of the show...if there is one.) After that, though, there's a chance Hef will be looking for an entirely new set of girlfriends.

Kendra Wilkinson, 23, and the octogenarian reportedly broke up at least a month ago. And word in blogland is she's getting her own show, which might also air on E!. There are also rumors that she's dating, and might even be engaged to (which I doubt and she denies), Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

Also, on Wednesday Page Six reported that Hef's third girlfriend Bridget Marquardt is actually already married to some guy in Ohio. Don't get excited, it's not as scandalous as it sounds. In September 2007, Marquardt, 35, told Star mag, that, yes, she's technically married to Chad Marquardt; but the two separated when she moved to LA in 2002; and that their divorce was in the works. However, Marquardt did let slip that she still talks to Chad on the phone (as of Sept. 2007), adding "Hef's known from the start." And she did say "maybe we'll get back together. "

Even if there's nothing to the husband story, at 35, Marquardt's getting up there by Hef standards.

Additional info. via The Superficial.
Images via Holly-Madison.net and Perez Hilton.

Instant Update: Madison is telling Page Six to check it's 'facts'; and adds "Today Page 6 said that Bridget is married to a guy from Ohio??????????? Last time I checked, Bridget is divorced (after a 7 year seperation [sic]) from a guy from California . . . . . being that this is all a matter of public record, one would think you could check on that pretty easily . . ."

Surprise! "The Girls Next Door" Don't Get Along

I've suspected that Holly Madison, 28, is the least liked girlfriend of, Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, 82, for a while. On her show, it's usually tense when she's around. (I attribute it to her jealously and nonexistent sense of humor.)

Also, she seems boring. But I digress.

TMZ is reporting, "Hef's number one Bunny is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist, causing major drama with the staff and on the set of The Girls Next Door. Everyone 'hates' Madison, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, 23, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting; i.e. the chick with the terrible laugh.

"It's gotten so bad, those two can't be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that's posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur." Odd girlfriend out, Bridgete Marquardt, 34, reportedly tries to keep the peace.

According to TMZ, "Madison's ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag's spreads -- which is not going over well with longtime employees."

And, did I mention, she's boring.

GND producers deny any rift between the girls. But durh.

P.S. You'd be a constant crank too if your breast implants looked like this;

or if your geriatric sugar-daddy couldn't get you pregnant.

"I really wanted to have kids with Hef," Madison recently told Us. "We tried everything, and it didn't work."

"I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hot and has dark hair," she added while secretly crying on the inside.

Ah the thwarted plans of a gold digger.