Feel the Tension: Jenna Jameson on "The View"

I was uncomfortable watching this, so I can only imagine what it must have felt like to be there. Jenna Jameson made an appearance on yesterday's episode of The View. During her segment, she talked about retiring as a porn star and her new movie Zombie Strippers--I know.

The best part of the show, however, was the look on Barbara Walters's face. She was one pissed prune. And judgmental conservative, co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck, looked like she was smelling her own fetid farts. I'm too lazy/ill to think about how to make that last sentence syntacticly correct.

Enjoy!

Which One Used to be a Porn Star?

If you guessed the one in the yellow dress... you're wrong.

Aubrey O'Day [seen above left] upped her trashy for a Danity Kane performance at Opera Nightclub in Hollywood last Thursday. I personally couldn't think of a better accoutrement than Jenna Jameson to vampify an ensemble. That's right we make-up words in these here parts.

I don't like the cracked-out, skanky, looking Aubrey. I want the old one back.