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Showing posts with label Mischa Barton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mischa Barton. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Mischa Barton Steps on a Shitty Looking Leaf
I'd say these photos pretty much sum up the way things have been going for Mischa Barton lately.
Alas, she didn't step in shit. It was only a leaf. Still, one of her people pulled it off; and gave us an example of a person too pampered for her own good.
How many dopes does it take to assess the situation?
Pictured: Barton, 22, dressed as the Crack Fairy at the Hero Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.
Images via DListed.
Alas, she didn't step in shit. It was only a leaf. Still, one of her people pulled it off; and gave us an example of a person too pampered for her own good.
How many dopes does it take to assess the situation?
Pictured: Barton, 22, dressed as the Crack Fairy at the Hero Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Images via DListed.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Mischa Barton's Crying Photoshopped
I would too if my legs and ass looked like this.
[Pics via Daily Mail.]
Misha Barton's rep Lisa Perkins tells Rush & Molloy that the snaps were "doctored" and though Mischa's "not perfect,"" the culprit has "given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."
Perkins lays the blame on notorious Aussie snapster Jamie Fawcett, whom Barton blamed for taking the topless shots of her.
Of course she does.
Prior to Barton's latest defense, Fawcett spoke to The Daily Telegraph, Sydney. He said he warned her about sunbathing topless in a public place; and showed her his camera to assure her that he hadn't captured her topless, even though other photogs had.
"I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass her," he added.
Naturally Barton has a different take. She says, "He's [Fawcett] a ridiculous human being. I've never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behavior. He apologized but he was very insincere."
I suppose this is Photoshopped too.
[Click to Enlarge]
[Via Daily Mail]
Her sweatshirt says, "let's go bite some butts." I guess that sounds fun, assuming it's not Barton's flabby ass.
Kidding (kinda).
Info. via the NY Post, the Daily Mirror and The Daily Telegraph, Sydney.
Thanks for the heads up Morgan!
[Pics via Daily Mail.]Misha Barton's rep Lisa Perkins tells Rush & Molloy that the snaps were "doctored" and though Mischa's "not perfect,"" the culprit has "given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."
Perkins lays the blame on notorious Aussie snapster Jamie Fawcett, whom Barton blamed for taking the topless shots of her.
Of course she does.
Prior to Barton's latest defense, Fawcett spoke to The Daily Telegraph, Sydney. He said he warned her about sunbathing topless in a public place; and showed her his camera to assure her that he hadn't captured her topless, even though other photogs had.
"I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass her," he added.
Naturally Barton has a different take. She says, "He's [Fawcett] a ridiculous human being. I've never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behavior. He apologized but he was very insincere."
I suppose this is Photoshopped too.
[Click to Enlarge]
[Via Daily Mail]Her sweatshirt says, "let's go bite some butts." I guess that sounds fun, assuming it's not Barton's flabby ass.
Kidding (kinda).
Info. via the NY Post, the Daily Mirror and The Daily Telegraph, Sydney.
Thanks for the heads up Morgan!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Mischa Barton's Cellulite Started a Trend
Ewww!!!! Look at the front page of this week's National Enquirer.
It's says Jen's been cheated on again. Okay, so that's not really why I posted this.
Dlisted says the "Guess Who?" on the left is that random celebolite Phoebe Denise Price. Yuck-O! That's beyond cottage cheese. She has chasms.
Damn Mischa Barton, why'd you have to go and lounge topless in Australia? Look what you started.
Image via Dlisted.
It's says Jen's been cheated on again. Okay, so that's not really why I posted this.
Dlisted says the "Guess Who?" on the left is that random celebolite Phoebe Denise Price. Yuck-O! That's beyond cottage cheese. She has chasms.
Damn Mischa Barton, why'd you have to go and lounge topless in Australia? Look what you started.
Image via Dlisted.
Monday, May 5, 2008
What's Up With Mischa Barton?
I used to think Mischa Barton, 22, was one of the most attractive young Hollywood starlets around. No more! Something strange has been going on with her for about the past year-and-a-half.
Por ejemplo, she wore a garbage bag and, what appears to be, a porcupine-quill-boa to the Australian MTV Awards on Saturday.
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Her normally perfect coif is a fried blonde mess. She has that creepy/shitty movie coming out with the Russian, faux-lesbian, musical duo t.a.T.u. And I read--on the Web site I no longer source-- she expatriated to Paris.
There's also these heinous pictures, which should never have seen the light of day. [ Daily Mail.]
[Click to Enlarge Both Pics]
Jesús Cristo!! What the deal?
Images via Just Jared and OSOYOU.com.
Por ejemplo, she wore a garbage bag and, what appears to be, a porcupine-quill-boa to the Australian MTV Awards on Saturday.
[Click to Enlarge Pics]
Her normally perfect coif is a fried blonde mess. She has that creepy/shitty movie coming out with the Russian, faux-lesbian, musical duo t.a.T.u. And I read--on the Web site I no longer source-- she expatriated to Paris.There's also these heinous pictures, which should never have seen the light of day. [ Daily Mail.]
[Click to Enlarge Both Pics]
Jesús Cristo!! What the deal?
Images via Just Jared and OSOYOU.com.
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