Mary-Kate Olsen Needs Help...Into Her Car

Mary-Kate Olsen, 21, fell on her ass while trying to get into the backseat of a car last night. I guess she was leaving a club in Los Angeles. If you missed what I'm implying, she was wasted.



I love how one creepy paparazzo was all "Yes! I got that shit!" Weirdo.

Update: Bummer! It's gone.

Today Around the Blogosphere...

Due to that stupid shit she said, actress Sharon Stone, 50, has been banned from the Shanghai International Film Festival, set to take place June 14-22, 2008. [People]
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Mary-Kate Olsen, 21, still refuses to comment on how she was the first person called after Heath Leger was found dead in his apartment in January. She sat down with Elle for its July issue and said: "I'm not going to comment on that. I won't give you a word about that in the nicest way possible. Let's move on."[People]

Fair enough. But that means I can continue to speculate that she's a druggie with something to hide.



That said, I've yet to read the article in Elle. I'll get back to you about it after my blogosphere posting.

Images via People and Elle.
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Kelsey Grammer, 53, was released from the hospital on Wednesday after suffering a minor heart attack last weekend. [Us]

See my previous posting for more details.

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More mercenary whoreage. Avril Lavigne, 23, is said to be launching a fragrance line, directed toward her teen fans, in 2009. [People]

Image via Aisha Music.












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Celebrity reality star and former rehab patient Brigitte Nielson (who also did a stint with Flava Flav) is going to have her face serviced, i.e. she's getting the plastic surgery works.

I kinda think she needs to.

The 45-year-old Danish-born giantess said: “I’m doing a complete overhaul, a basic renovation, facelift, eyelift, facial fat injections with my own fat, liposuction and I need new teeth." [People]

Oh yeah, and she's having it all done on TV (shocker), which means she won't have to pay for it.

"I feel like 30 and I want to look it, too,” Nielson added. Isn't having unrealistic expectations supposed to be a red flag for surgeons? Doesn't that mean it's unethical to operate on her?

Whatevs. We know all that moral talk is BS. Case in point.

Nielson seems like a good sport. I hope she winds up looking better.

"German broadcaster RTL will show three episodes of Turning Something Old Into Something New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Beauty Clinic in July." [People]

Image via Moldova.org.

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Who Knew Starbucks Baristas Could be so Cruel?

It's no secret Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen love they Starbucks. Maybe now, not so much. OK! Magazine is "reporting that a former Starbucks employee from the Olsen’s oft-frequented New York West Village location allegedly used to swap out skim milk for the full-fat variety when the girls came by for their caffeine fix.

"The twins regularly ordered Grande nonfat lattes, but according to a Starbucks snitch, 'the barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim with whole milk.'”

Oh snap! You just don't mess with peoples' overpriced coffee drinks. I'm serious.

"It's my worst nightmare," an anonymous friend close to the twins said. So is "getting a huge diet fountain soda that is mistakenly regular Coke."

"But I can def taste the difference," she added. "So it’s their own fault if they fell victim.”

Word to that!

A rep for the Olsens called this bit of tawdry gossip "ridiculous." No (pause) Shit.

Info courtesy MSNBC and OK!.
Image via Just Jared.