Funny Asian Porn Blooper

The folks over at Fleshbot have posted a pretty funny Asian porn blooper. I'm not brazen enough to post it on my blog.

But if you're not offended by mild pornography you'll think it's funny too.

The video is only about 12 seconds long; and it involves --I'm clamoring for a PG-13 word--jiz gone awry.

Walrus Dancing to "Smooth Criminal"

I'll say it again, that Sonia Zjawinski over at the Wired blog "The Underwire" supplies the best content on the site.

She found the cute viral video--seen below--of a walrus doing a choreographed number to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal."

The video description on YouTube is in French so I can't really expatiate further. However, I was able to translate, via AltaVista, that whoever submitted the clip thinks the walrus "would make a good duet with the dog dancer."

Yeah, I don't know which "dog dancer" she's talking about either. Damn language barriers.

Just watch the video.


Update: The original video I posted of the dancing walrus was removed from YouTube, so I've put up a new one. You know, just in case you tried to watch the first one and got YouTube's vexing "we're sorry, this video is no longer available."

Tallulah Willis Gets Cheeky While Shopping

Pictured above is 14-year-old Tallulah Willis wearing booty shorts on a shopping trip in West Hollywood last Sunday...with her dad!

I know what's it's like to be a teenage girl, so I understand wanting wear short shorts. But egads!

And apologies for the ridiculous headline.

Images via Starz Life...if you couldn't tell. I also saw the photos on Perez Hilton.

P.S. In case you didn't know, Tallulah is the youngest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

Obama Scheduled to Appear on "The View"

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama is scheduled to appear on Friday's episode of The View.

According to The View's Web site we can "expect a no-holds-barred interview between Barack and the ladies: They'll be covering everything from the presidential campaign to his recent remarks on race to his relationship with his wife and family."

That ought to be interesting. At least one of the co-hosts is bound to say something embarrassingly stupid. Can't wait!

FYI: I couldn't find a cast photo with Sherri Shepherd.

Photo via TV Guide.

This is Terrible!

The Interweb is abuzz with different theories on why Suri Cruise, Tom and Katie's progeny, hasn't been seen in public for a few months.

One conjecture comes courtesy of Perez Hilton--I tried to boycott him, but sadly I couldn't.

"A source close to the [Cruise] family recounted that one evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged and freaked Suri out." According to the insider, "She [Suri] started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel. That really upset Katie.”

As horrible as it is that a baby may have been traumatized, for some reason the wording of the source's account made me laugh. It conjures a vivid mental image.

Priscilla Presley : Plastic Surgery Victim

Apparently there's more than one reason a reason why Priscilla Presley's face on "Dancing with the Stars" looks similar to a Kabuki mask, forever frozen in time.

According to TMZ, Presley sought the services of an Argentinian plastic surgeon, one Daniel Serrano, who claimed to have injectibles that worked better than Botox.

What Presley got instead, around 2003, was a "low grade silicone used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina."

Reportedly Serrano wasn't even a licensed doctor in the U.S. And the "miracle" injections he gave caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women--and some men--he injected.

Yikes!

Keep those needles away from your face kids.

Picture courtesy of ABC.
Portions of this blog entry courtesy of TMZ.

It's Time to Boycott Joe Francis, Resident Skeaze

Up until his shady undertaking involving the Eliot Spitzer prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupré, I'd never given Joe Francis a second thought. Nor did I fully comprehend the extent of his skeaziness.

Yes, I knew that he exploited barely-legal teenage girls when they were intoxicated and vulnerable. But for some reason it never really registered that the "Girls Gone Wild" founder is absolute scum.

Even after Francis went to jail for tax evasion and for conspiring to "use minors in sexual performances," I absentmindedly followed updates regarding his legal situation. The information faded into the background of my myriad media consumption.

Then, roughly a week after his release from jail, Francis dug up old, compromising footage of Dupré--when she may or may not have been legal--engaging in some sort of sexual activity with another chick. He quickly rescinded his $1 million offer for Dupré to do a non-nude spread in his new magazine-- set to hit stands in April 2008-- and go on a press junket.

True to his classy ways, Francis said he was glad he got to Dupré before the former governor of New York, because she peaked at age 18.

At that point I didn't think I could be more thoroughly disgusted with Francis. Okay that's not true.

But then I read this GQ profile. Boy was I wrong.

When prompted to recall his conflict with Access Hollywood correspondent Maria Menounos who called Francis "ever defiant," he responds: “fuck yeah, I’m defiant! It’s like that defiant Rosa Parks won’t give up her seat. Fuck you, Maria. The ever defiant Nelson Mandela just can’t stand apartheid. The ever defiant Martin Luther King. The ever defiant Jesus Christ. You fucking stupid whore. If I saw Maria Menounos, I’d punch her in the face.”

Of the inmates who shared Washoe County Detention Facility with him, Francis says:“The one thing I fear is one of these fucking people showing up at my house. I’m a different class. They’re dumb. They’re the people you see on Cops. Those are the people you see in jail.”

He also says: "nothing will ever happen to me in jail. I’m a god. I’m the cool "Girls Gone Wild" guy. I’m revered. I’m a rock star.”

In the article Francis describes the amenities of his luxury stint in jail, which included cable TV, a DVD player, "a bank of phones" and take-out!!

"I can order food from a restaurant,” he says. “I order pizza. I ordered chicken Caesar salad. It’s like Daily Grill. Chicken Parmesan with fettuccine. Sushi. I had a turkey sandwich and fries for lunch.”

I'm not writing this entry to give Francis any more publicity. I'm encouraging you to boycott his products. Please don't buy the degrading "GGW" videos featuring young, drunk girls who aren't old enough to realize the repercussions of their actions; or who, flat-out, aren't in the position to think rationally. And when it comes out, please don't buy the "Girls Gone Wild" magazine.

Joe Francis is an asshole! He thinks he's better than you. And he's a multi-millionaire who doesn't need your money.

If you need your lustful fix, buy porn...just make sure it's not affiliated with Francis; and doesn't involve animals or children.

Sorry peeps, this is the last time-- I think-- I'll ask you to boycott anything.