Geeze the Bachelor/ette shows are humiliating for all parties involved. Case in point: this YouTube video JesseCsincsak, 26, made, wherein he describes how DeAnna Pappas (The BacheloretteSeason 4) dumped him two days ago because she loves him, but she's not in love with him; and correspondingly revealed that she's been watching too many romcoms.
Remember this video future Bachelor/ette contestants. This could be you.
It's not easy being green
See what platitudes Pappas, 26, spewed to InTouch about the breakup.
Update: Apparently Csincsak also took his tears to Extra tonight, albeit in a different green sweater.
Is he starting to remind anyone else ofTricia Walsh-Smith (The Crazy, YouTubing, Unsexed Housewife of New York)?
I can't believe this mean-old-lady is getting her own television talk show. FOX (of course) will begin airing it on Monday.
And I know this is old news, but I just saw it for the first time recently. [Clip Below]
Background: Back in 2006 Wendy Williams broke the news, on air, that Method Man's wife had cancer. Problem is, she wasn't supposed to. At the time not even his wife's family members knew she was sick. As a result, Method Man was, understandably pissed. [Understatement]
I didn't even know these two were dating. I like Emily Blunt, 25, (The Devil Wears Prada). By all accounts (I'm aware of) she's a good actress. (If you want to see lesbian action, watch her in My Summer Love.) And she had a cool feature inNYT Magazine. Michael Bubble, Bublé, 32, on the other hand, seems like an ass. I remember when he performed on American Idol, then asked if he could still vote for Antonella Barba, even though she'd already been eliminated. I guess he was dating Blunt at the time; since People says there were together for three years. Alright, I'll stop rambling.
Update: LaineyGossip has proof. Bublé's a d. bag. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of break-ups, The Bachelorette's DeAnna Pappas, 26, and Jesse Sin-Sac, 26, have launched their own Web site/blog, so "they can share their lives with you." Okay so these two haven't broken-up, but they will. Though I will say they're a lot more convincing than Shayne Lamas, 22, and that Matt guy.
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BTW that's what Elle did. You can get a two-year subscription for 16 dollaz. I snatched that up in a heartbeat. Still waiting for it to arrive... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently all is NOT well on the new iPhone 3G front. I think we all suspected there'd be some chaos.
Just one more reason why I'm keeping my "old" one...for now. (Oh who am I kidding, my ass can't afford another one.) But check this baby out in black.Did you buy the new iPhone? And do you care to talk about it? Let me know.
Let me reiterate, I love newly launched Cityfile, a blog on the who's who of prominent New Yorkers. If for nothing else than for its Wikipedia-esque profiles on NYC scenesters; replete with photo galleries.
Where else are you going to find info. on headband-loving, socialite Arden Wohl; with an accompanying photo that says:
"These are the people who pay for Arden's headbands?"
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It's revolting, yet satisfying.
Update: Well go figure. Wohl was arrested on Saturday for defacing a Ralph Lauren (born Ralph Lipschitz) storefront in East Hampton. How like a gang member of her. Apparently she marked her territory by scrawling "Ralphy Lip-shit" in lipstick. [NYP]
JesseCsincsak (Sin-Sac), 26--winner of The Bachelorette-- is a former MTV MADEcoach, which means he likes to be on TV. [MTV Remote Control]
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WatchSin-Sac's episode ofMADEonRemote Control. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Click to Enlarge][Sorry I just realized the story's mostly last week's news.]
It looks as though actress Tatum O'Neal, 44, will avoid jail time despite her little (alleged) attempted crack-buying incident in NYC last month. She pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct on Wednesday; and will have to spend two half-day sessions in a drug treatment program; plus pay a $95 fee. The case will be tossed out completely (on Sept. 4) if she complies with those terms. O'Neal is understandably relieved. [People]
If you don't want to know who won The Bachelorette, quick, avert your eyes.
So DeAnna Pappas, 26, picked this guy...
...Jesse Csincsak (Pronounced Sin-Sac), 26, a professional snowboarder from Colorado (aka the guy who wore the shiteous suit in the first episode aka the fug who got the first impression rose).
Eww to all 4 feet 11 inches of him.
My roommate (aka Mom) says Pappas "is a dipshit" for dumping JasonMesnik (aka the sensitive guy with the kid).
And I'm still trying to figure out why she rejected Jeremy Anderson's hot ass. But I didn't follow the season that closely. He could have been a bonehead... in which case, he still would have been a good match for Pappas. So yep. Confused.
In addition to being boggled, I almost barfed when Pappas and Csincsak started slobbering on each other and professing their love.
Of course that was before Pappas took both boys home to Georgia (at the same time (surprise suckers!)) to meet her family. For the sake of clarity, that's when we learned that Pappas's sister--Chrissy-- DIDN'T get all the looks in the family.
Sucks for her!
Images via ABC.
P.S. It goes without saying, but Six months. Tops.
It's not easy being green
