If you don't want to know who won The Bachelorette, quick, avert your eyes.
So DeAnna Pappas, 26, picked this guy...
...Jesse Csincsak (Pronounced Sin-Sac), 26, a professional snowboarder from Colorado (aka the guy who wore the shiteous suit in the first episode aka the fug who got the first impression rose).
Pappas "is a dipshit" for dumping Jason Mesnik (aka the sensitive guy with the kid).
And I'm still trying to figure out why she rejected Jeremy Anderson's hot ass. But I didn't follow the season that closely. He could have been a bonehead... in which case, he still would have been a good match for Pappas. So yep. Confused.
In addition to being boggled, I almost barfed when Pappas and Csincsak started slobbering on each other and professing their love.
Of course that was before Pappas took both boys home to Georgia (at the same time (surprise suckers!)) to meet her family. For the sake of clarity, that's when we learned that Pappas's sister--Chrissy-- DIDN'T get all the looks in the family.
Images via ABC.
P.S. It goes without saying, but Six months. Tops.
Update: So the two have supposedly set a wedding date for May of next year (that's gonna happen). And Csincsak is a former MTV MADE coach.