Andy Dick, 42, was arrested on drug and sexual battery charges outside a restaurant called Buffalo Wild Wings on Wednesday morning. This isn't all that shocking or anything. Although Dick did (allegedly) "batter" a minor in the restaurant parking lot. Specifically, according to a police statement, "Dick walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts." Yeah, if true, that's pretty bad.
Mostly though, I just like his mugshot.
Dick was released from the Riverside county jail after he posted $5,000 bail. People has the rest of the inconsequential details.