Paris Hilton's plot to sell you cheap hair extensions is, reportedly, in the works.
I mention this only because of that funny shit Tina Fey said on The Howard Stern Show a couple years ago. When asked if Hilton was hard to work with on SNL, Fey said "she was awful," adding "you would walk down the hall and find what looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs. Her hair is like a Fraggle."
I know you guys are just waiting to stampede for some fake Fraggle hair.
So there's more good news. Hilton, 27, has, apparently, already shot part (or all) of the campaign. (You can peep the pics at The Superficial.)
And soon you'll be able to buy the damn things on some Web site called DreamCatchers (so much for stampeding).
Update: So I went back and took a closer look at that DreamCatchers site (yeah I'm embarrassed). And it's worse than I thought.
Hilton isn't just selling fake hair. She is selling fake hair attached to interchangeable headbands!
Fraggle image via Venom Literati.
And just because my theme for today seems to be nostalgia...
Apologies for making Fraggle Rock share a posting with Paris Hilton.