This is the craziest hair piece I've seen in my life!
Imagine if you saw that shit coming at you in person.Top images via Crunk & Disorderly. Lower pic via Poshbot.com.
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Monday, June 2, 2008
The Crazy Weave Award Goes to Tomoe Shinohara
This is the craziest hair piece I've seen in my life!
Imagine if you saw that shit coming at you in person.Top images via Crunk & Disorderly. Lower pic via Poshbot.com.
Today Around the Blogoshpere (Updated)...
SJP, 43, is pissed because some other B wore her Nina Ricci dress first. [NYT] I can sympathize (but won't). And, um, get over yourself?Publicly commenting on something this trivial is not a good idea.
Also, Olivier Theyskens looks like Atreyu from The NeverEnding Story...or something. In a bad way.
Update: Apparently Hohan wore the dress before SJP too. The nerve. [DListed]
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Good Lord! Say it isn't so. Heidi & Spencer launch Speidiweb.com. The site's already not working due to heavy traffic. But it will.
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Tilda Swinton, 47, and her husband are reportedly swingers. [The P] (I've succumbed)
I don't care how sexually liberated she is, this chick weirds and grosses me out.
Image via Hollywood Today.
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I get it. Jessica Alba, 27, is pregnant. [Hollywood Tuna]
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Kelsey Grammer is in the hospital after suffering a mild heart attack.The 53-year-old Frasier star is "resting comfortably" and is expected to be released early this week, his rep says in a statement.
"Grammer experienced symptoms Saturday morning after paddle boarding with his wife Camille at their Hawaiian home," the statement says. "Grammer was immediately taken to an area hospital where it was determined that he had a mild heart attack." [People]
Maybe he should chill. All that sitcom stuff he's been going through lately has me stressed out for him.
Feel better Grammer.
Frasier rules!
Image via TV.com.
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Boo hoo. Hulk Hogan's son Nick Bollea, 17, wants out of solitary confinement. The teen was sentenced to eight months in a Florida jail a few weeks ago for felony reckless driving.
Bollea reportedly spends 16-to-17 hours a day by himself; and receives his meals through a slot in the door, which his attorney says "substantially amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile and is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence." Sorry Bollea there's nothing cruel or unusual about it. That's jail! Go figure.
What is cruel is the way you've been talking about your "friend" who you left in a vegetative state, and almost killed. My stomach felt weird when I read that shit. What's wrong with these people?!
His attorneys are now seeking a transfer to monitored home confinement or the minimum-security area.
See my previous postings on the subject here and here.
Info. via People.
Your Weekly Rundown: "It's Complicated"
On this week's episode of It's Complicated, Denise Richards sits down with a reporter from People; "sets the record straight." Riiight.
Maybe this reality show thing wasn't such a good idea...for Richards.
I saw this clip on IDLYITW.
I should mention that I haven't gotten around to watching the entire episode.
Update: That c@$t journalist played the chick with three boobs in Total Recall. [ONTD]
Maybe this reality show thing wasn't such a good idea...for Richards.
I saw this clip on IDLYITW.
I should mention that I haven't gotten around to watching the entire episode.
Update: That c@$t journalist played the chick with three boobs in Total Recall. [ONTD]
Bittersweet Quote of the Day
Jessica Simpson's thoughts on what type of mother her sister Ashlee "She'll be amazing, absolutely amazing," JS says in Las Vegas on Saturday at the grand opening of Palms Place.
"[ Ashlee and Pete Wentz] They're just the cutest couple in the world," she adds. "They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about."
Uh overkill. Are you sure you're not secretly crying on the inside?
Here's a thought: Be glad you're not having a kid (who knows maybe you are). It'll crap all the time and the nanny who will ultimately raise it won't come cheap.
But I guess there's really nothing Simpson can say right now that won't get picked apart.
At least the girl knows how to have a good time. Check out how faded she was at the wedding.
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Tatum O'Neal Had a Worse Sunday Than You
Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal was arrested in New York City on Sunday for allegedly buying crack cocaine near her home, according to authorities. [People]"A New York City Police spokesman Det. Martin Speechley confirmed to People that O'Neal, 44, was seen making the illicit purchase at about 7:30 p.m. on Clinton Street (wherever that is). She was arrested and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, a misdemeanor."
"When the police approached, she asked them, 'You know who I am, right?' " one source said.
"Then she said, 'I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part as a junkie.' " [NYP]
All of which is why it royally sucked to be Tatum yesterday; and why it still blows (hee) to be her today. The public aftermath part has gotta be a bitch.Always one to state the obvious.
Consequently, can't a girl buy her crack in peace?
* No wonderers, I have NEVER tried crack.
Whoops I originally spelled O'Neal's name wrong. My bad. Sorry.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Your Weekly Rundown: "Living Lohan"
Jesus Christ! Living Lohan is some boring shit. I almost couldn't bear to watch it.
The large majority of this week's episode consisted of Ali and Dina griping about how those wily tabloid reporters twist their words. Uh, guys, your words aren't distorted, you just say stupid shit. [Case in point]
The best part of the show was when Grandma put on the Hellraiser mask.
Later, Ali smells something funky in the house and calls the fire department. The operator asks for a last name, hears Lohan [sirens sound promptly]. The whole fire department shows up. Too bad Dina can't be bothered. She's out getting her drank on at some party for a lame magazine.
That's all folks. If this show doesn't get any better, this might be the last Living Lohan post.
Sorry I couldn't even find footage.
The large majority of this week's episode consisted of Ali and Dina griping about how those wily tabloid reporters twist their words. Uh, guys, your words aren't distorted, you just say stupid shit. [Case in point]
The best part of the show was when Grandma put on the Hellraiser mask.
Later, Ali smells something funky in the house and calls the fire department. The operator asks for a last name, hears Lohan [sirens sound promptly]. The whole fire department shows up. Too bad Dina can't be bothered. She's out getting her drank on at some party for a lame magazine.
That's all folks. If this show doesn't get any better, this might be the last Living Lohan post.
Sorry I couldn't even find footage.
The Best and Worst of the MTV Movie Awards 08
The celebrity red carpet arrivals at the MTV Awards shows are always exciting. Anything can happen. In previous years we've seen Snoop Dogg accompanied by two women wearing dog collars and chains, Rose McGowan wearing next to nothing with Marilyn Manson by her side. And Jim Carey dressed and acting like a stoned, drunk hippie. Am I forgetting anyone? Didn't P. Diddy Daddy show up in a tank one time?
Anyway, because of the aforementioned, I found it fitting to give you the best, weird and worst at this year's Movie Awards.
(FYI: Prepare yourself for an underwhelming post)
The Best: Slim Pickins' [Click to Enlarge Any of the Pics]
The Hills' Audrina Patridge. Could she lose a few lbs.?
Image via Just Jared.
Someone's sure to disagree with me, but I think Emma Stone's (Superbad) dress is flirty and fun. Did I really just write "flirty" and "fun?" Gag me with a peacock feather.
Getty Images.
The Weird:
Sarah Jessica Parker (an odd egg on her own) poses with the even crazier Cruises. Katie's eyes be looking wonky.
Image via Just Jared.
Speidi. Does he ever not look heinous?
Image via Just Jared.
I can't decide if this look is good or bad. (I'm leaning toward bad.) Whatevs weird works too.
Image via Just Jared.
The Worst:
As cute as Ellen Page (who won the best female performance popcorn award for her role in Juno) is, she makes the worst list.
Image via Just Jared.
Rumer Willis's face lands her on this list.
Image via Just Jared.
Hotness aside, Megan Fox.
Image via Just Jared.
Rock the Cradle's Lucy Walsh. Uh, shiteous.
Anyway, because of the aforementioned, I found it fitting to give you the best, weird and worst at this year's Movie Awards.
(FYI: Prepare yourself for an underwhelming post)
The Best: Slim Pickins' [Click to Enlarge Any of the Pics]
The Hills' Audrina Patridge. Could she lose a few lbs.?
Image via Just Jared.Someone's sure to disagree with me, but I think Emma Stone's (Superbad) dress is flirty and fun. Did I really just write "flirty" and "fun?" Gag me with a peacock feather.
Getty Images.
The Weird:
Sarah Jessica Parker (an odd egg on her own) poses with the even crazier Cruises. Katie's eyes be looking wonky.
Image via Just Jared.Speidi. Does he ever not look heinous?
Image via Just Jared.
I can't decide if this look is good or bad. (I'm leaning toward bad.) Whatevs weird works too.
Image via Just Jared.The Worst:
As cute as Ellen Page (who won the best female performance popcorn award for her role in Juno) is, she makes the worst list.
Image via Just Jared.Rumer Willis's face lands her on this list.
Image via Just Jared.Hotness aside, Megan Fox.
Image via Just Jared.Rock the Cradle's Lucy Walsh. Uh, shiteous.
Today Around the Blogosphere...
In his new book-- A Promise to Ourselves--Alec Balwin writes: "My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."[The Unamed]Image via The Sydney Morning Herald.
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Whoa. Here's the cover for Nas's new eponymously titled album. The CD was originally supposed to be called N-I-double G-er; but was changed due to controversy. Nas is slated for a July 2008 release.Thoughts?
And see my previous posting.
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Yves Saint Laurent died in Paris today at 71. [DListed]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Angelina Jolie's got guns; and knows how to use them. [DListed]
The soon-to-be mother of six says, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."That Jolie's a scary one. I believe her.
The Fugs Come Out: Palms Place Hotel Opening
Wow! The grand opening for the for the Palms Place Hotel & Spa really brought out the fugs on Saturday.
You've got your Sunset Tan crew fug.
Tip for the girl in back: your orange hair isn't supposed to be the same color as your skin.
Moving on to your Verne Troyer fug.
Sakes alive!! There's this guy fug.
"Snap into a Slim Jim!"
Apparently his name's Ken Dillon. And the sad thing is he's serious with that hair.
You've got your "it doesn't get much more fug," Khloe Karadashian and LaToya Jackson.
A close second to...
...the Linda Hogan and (maybe) boyfriend fug.
Then there's your "normally-less-fug" Jessica Simpson, sans Tony Romo.
Her vacuous stare belies her deep philosophical pondering.
There's your your run-of-the-mill Ian Ziering fug.
And the newly dumped Sarah Larson fug.
(Okay so she's actually hot. But DUMPED, mind you. DUMPED).
Images via ReviewJournal.com, iEntertainment, Gossip Girls and Hotarazzi.
You've got your Sunset Tan crew fug.
Tip for the girl in back: your orange hair isn't supposed to be the same color as your skin.Moving on to your Verne Troyer fug.
Sakes alive!! There's this guy fug.
"Snap into a Slim Jim!"You've got your "it doesn't get much more fug," Khloe Karadashian and LaToya Jackson.
A close second to...
...the Linda Hogan and (maybe) boyfriend fug.
Then there's your "normally-less-fug" Jessica Simpson, sans Tony Romo.
Her vacuous stare belies her deep philosophical pondering.
There's your your run-of-the-mill Ian Ziering fug.
And the newly dumped Sarah Larson fug.
(Okay so she's actually hot. But DUMPED, mind you. DUMPED).I'm coming to grips with the omnipresence of the girl on the right. But Lo "Hatchet-Face" Bosworth and her fug need to giddyup on outta here.
And where the hell was Speidi?! I can't believe it'd miss a photo op like this.
And where the hell was Speidi?! I can't believe it'd miss a photo op like this.Images via ReviewJournal.com, iEntertainment, Gossip Girls and Hotarazzi.
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