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Friday, September 19, 2008

Crazy-Ridiculous Quote of the Day

"Tony [Romo] is a great quarterback, but he's an even better boyfriend. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest."--Jessica Simpson said while at a benefit for the Rape Crisis Center at the Palms in Vegas on Thursday.

Now that you've processed that, Simpson also said "To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."

Well, she certainly "toots" on Good Morning America.

Image via JustJared. ans Egotastic!.