Today Around the Blogosphere...

Jessica Simpson's nickname for, boyfriend, Tony Romo is, supposedly, FBD--Future Baby's Daddy--according to a "friend," who also says: "She knows he's not ready to get that serious, so she's playing it cool. Tony doesn't know, of course."[Star]

I think that's officially Romo's cue to run without looking back. And "She knows he's not ready to get that serious, so she's playing it cool?" WhoTF talks like that?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In utterly unsurprising news, The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse, 24, overdosed on drugs TWICE in the past year.

The first time, in August 2007, a friend tells the paper, Winehouse OD-ed on "cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth." Her resulting convulsions were apparently so bad they were “like a scene from The Exorcist."

Also, "medics are worried Winehouse’s brain was damaged by a cannabis overdose" in July. Uhhh, I take offense. Don't blame Wino's possible brain damage on cannabis! Why discount Ketamin, heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and crystal meth, as the culprits?

And believe me, I've tried, you can't overdose on pot*.

* But maybe Amy Winehouse can?

Image via The Sun.
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Some "bitch" raccoon goes all Hansel and Gretel; eats dude's kitchen; likes Planters almonds. [Break]
I think this might be fake.