Is that you in the July issue of Maxim, Brooke Hogan? I almost didn't recognize you with all of that retouch work.
Anyway, they should have at least made her wear a pair of ass-less, denim, chaps to make it remotely believable.
Also, I guess Hulk Hogan, her dad, got all protective during the photo shoot; and wanted to make sure she didn't show too much skin (uh) or something. Whatevs. I get it. They're close. He likes to rub suntan lotion on her ass. Over it.
Besides, if anything, he should have bitched about her boob job.
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